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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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4 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

My plan is to cut out Brodie Grundy's head and glue it on!!!

My thoughts exactly! Out with the old, in with the new, as they say.

Had it been Jayden or Weids I would’ve left it as is. But like they’d ever be included in one of these calendars. 🙄 

 
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35 minutes ago, Katrina Dee Fan said:

You didn't see the comment Layzie was replying to, did you, Redleg?  He was referring to Kenny the Swans fan.

Whoops. I thought he was talking about LJ.

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30 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My thoughts exactly! Out with the old, in with the new, as they say.

Had it been Jayden or Weids I would’ve left it as is. But like they’d ever be included in one of these calendars. 🙄 

It will be interesting the first time Brodie comes up against LJ.

 
5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Wow, 2 picks in the upcoming draft. 

I can hardly contain my excitement and there is still over 2 weeks to go.

Wonder if Uncle Bitter will be stocking up on wine casks to help get him through the 2 night draft marathon.

It is riveting TV, waiting for Gill to come out and announce the names and then hear Shifter Sheehan say that every player drafted is a great footballer.

Then the player is interviewed and they say how much they like their new club and are so happy to go to the other side of the country, ( until they return ) a couple of years later.

Then the panel dissects every player picked. 

You can’t make this stuff up, no one would believe it.

Then the 10 hours of draft TV are endlessly replayed in case you missed something.

Gotta love it. Bring it on.

I almost fell asleep reading that Mr. Leg!

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

It will be interesting the first time Brodie comes up against LJ.

It sure will. I hope Brodie plays the game of his life. And Luke suffers a season-ending injury. Joking. So not joking 🙃 


33 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It sure will. I hope Brodie plays the game of his life. And Luke suffers a season-ending injury. Joking. So not joking 🙃 

He playing for the Shockers, how can he get any worse?

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41 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It sure will. I hope Brodie plays the game of his life. And Luke suffers a season-ending injury. Joking. So not joking 🙃 

To be honest, I just hope the blokes we draft with the picks we got for him are both better than him and play in multiple  premierships for the Dees.

That will do me.

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MFC Trivia question.

What do Peter Tossol, James Magner and Sam Weideman have in common and keep it nice?

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

MFC Trivia question.

What do Peter Tossol, James Magner and Sam Weideman have in common and keep it nice?

No Idea!


3 hours ago, Redleg said:

MFC Trivia question.

What do Peter Tossol, James Magner and Sam Weideman have in common and keep it nice?

Award-winning at reserves level while playing for Demons?

Oh, premierships at reserves level?

Waaaaaiiiit..... I've got it but will leave it for others to guess/figure as well.

That's amazing. I would've thought there would be barely three players in the whole league who have that in common, let alone three who each spent most of their career playing at reserves level.

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17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

And ...... I d g a f !

Medication wearing off uncle?

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7 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Award-winning at reserves level while playing for Demons?

Oh, premierships at reserves level?

Waaaaaiiiit..... I've got it but will leave it for others to guess/figure as well.

That's amazing. I would've thought there would be barely three players in the whole league who have that in common, let alone three who each spent most of their career playing at reserves level.

I sense you have it.

Will see if anyone else guesses before confirming.

17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I sense you have it.

Will see if anyone else guesses before confirming.

kicked a goal with their first kick in first afl game (i believe)

supermercado needs to update his lists section

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6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

kicked a goal with their first kick in first afl game (i believe)

supermercado needs to update his lists section

On the right track.

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2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Award-winning at reserves level while playing for Demons?

Oh, premierships at reserves level?

Waaaaaiiiit..... I've got it but will leave it for others to guess/figure as well.

That's amazing. I would've thought there would be barely three players in the whole league who have that in common, let alone three who each spent most of their career playing at reserves level.

Tell ‘em Goffy.

16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Tell ‘em Goffy.

First two kicks at AFL level were goals.

It was a bizarre one with Weideman as no articles or Wikipedia mention it, because he had about a dozen handballs in between his first and second kick and the second was late in the game.

I only realised when I noticed Weideman had just two kicks total in his first game, so they must both have been goals otherwise another umpire would have to be arrested.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

MFC Trivia question.

What do Peter Tossol, James Magner and Sam Weideman have in common and keep it nice?

What he said.

Edited by redandbluemakepurple
Saw afterwards that Little Goffy had beaten me to the draw.


Random ponderance: at the men’s B&F the players were dressed by our newest sponsor, Country Road, and all wore the exact same suit. Don’t get me wrong they all looked dapper and apparently all got to keep their $750 suit. But…

In a couple of weeks it’ll be our W B&F. Should we expect to see every player in the exact same dress? Of course not. That’d be silly, right? Why then couldn’t Country Road have put the guys in different suits?

PS please humour me. I’m supposed to be packing up my goddamn house for shifting on the goddamn weekend and right now I’m at the crossroads: either get on DL, or kill someone. Anyone.  

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Random ponderance: at the men’s B&F the players were dressed by our newest sponsor, Country Road, and all wore the exact same suit. Don’t get me wrong they all looked dapper and apparently all got to keep their $750 suit. But…

In a couple of weeks it’ll be our W B&F. Should we expect to see every player in the exact same dress? Of course not. That’d be silly, right? Why then couldn’t Country Road have put the guys in different suits?

PS please humour me. I’m supposed to be packing up my goddamn house for shifting on the goddamn weekend and right now I’m at the crossroads: either get on DL, or kill someone. Anyone.  

Stop your whinging and get on with the packing!!

On 11/16/2022 at 3:35 PM, Redleg said:

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Best thing Red has said all week 🙌 👏 👌 😄 😜 👍 

 

 
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2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Best thing Red has said all week 🙌 👏 👌 😄 😜 👍 

 

I am nothing if not succinct.

The slightest bit more sun makes the bananas that bit more sweeter. 

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