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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 8/3/2022 at 2:38 PM, Redleg said:

Hopefully BBB gets back to his best and we then go with Weid getting the 3rd best backman. Atm its looking like Melk/Weid for that spot.

Well the jury is back in after last night. Another KPF who was only as good as Brown and we win that game  last night. Melsham was never a KPF and never will be. Play Smith even if he has only one game at Casey this time around. time to give JVR a chance. 

Also time to replace a few who have been poor for weeks.

ANB, Spargo and Sparrow have been poor for weeks out this week IMO. 
if we keep doing the same as the last six weeks we will get the same result.

 

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Well the jury is back in after last night. Another KPF who was only as good as Brown and we win that game  last night. Melsham was never a KPF and never will be. Play Smith even if he has only one game at Casey this time around. time to give JVR a chance. 

    Also time to replace a few who have been poor for weeks.

    ANB, Spargo and Sparrow have been poor for weeks out this week IMO. 
    if we keep doing the same as the last six weeks we will get the same result.

     

    Kick some of the easy missed chances and we win easily.

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    New tactics this week, bomb long into the left forward picket( to an out numbered sole tall key forward with all small forwards to stand 20-30 metres away and at all costs, ignore any leading forward, or one who has made space.

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    Pretty quiet around here again today. 

    No news to discuss?

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Pretty quiet around here again today. 

    No news to discuss?

    Things are deadly quiet at The Manor too Red! 

    Nearly time to uncork a shiraz.

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Things are deadly quiet at The Manor too Red! 

    Nearly time to uncork a shiraz.

    Do they have corks in the cask?

    Edited by Redleg

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    19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Things are deadly quiet at The Manor too Red! 

    Nearly time to uncork a shiraz.

    What are you waiting for!

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No need to bring vulgarity into the conversation Red!

    Comes from hanging around the opposition supporters of last week and this week.

    BTW do you drink straight from the nozzle, or does the maid hold it above your mouth and turn the spigot on?

    Edited by Redleg

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    What are you waiting for!

    If I hold off until 4 o'clock it will prove that I'm not an alcoholic.

    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Comes from hanging around the opposition supporters of last week and this week.

    BTW do you drink straight from the nozzle, or does the maid hold it above your mouth and turn the spigot on?

    Bloody hell Red! If I mention maid and spigot  together, I'll get more "rehab" for sure!

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    17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    If I hold off until 4 o'clock it will prove that I'm not an alcoholic.

    Bloody hell Red! If I mention maid and spigot  together, I'll get more "rehab" for sure!

    TBH I would have thought our season decline would have driven you to harder stuff. There are some cheap brandy’s on the shelf at squire Murphys store.

    We are in the last chance saloon and need to keep winning from now on, or it’s closing time.

    Edited by Redleg

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    • 2 weeks later...

    Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

    Check this out…

    DFE425DB-4377-4880-B72C-B7BC53348FFE.thumb.jpeg.929077372a2aabf2da992a2cd92a5252.jpeg

    Really?   REALLY??? 

    WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

    I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

    YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

    🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

     

    Meanwhile, at mine…

    1F499475-514C-43E6-AF48-B516D4B6FA5C.thumb.jpeg.9573ce44c524b89ccd9d76cb5243320b.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣
    I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

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    Do they have a cask size shower holder for Uncle Bitter?

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Do they have a cask size shower holder for Uncle Bitter?

    I remember watching a Vampire movie eons ago. The Vamps were at a disco and partying wildly when the fire sprinklers came on and doused them in blood. Of course the Vampires went right off!

    I don't recollect anything else about the movie, except thinking at the time of the possibilities of standing under a spray of vino!

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I remember watching a Vampire movie eons ago. The Vamps were at a disco and partying wildly when the fire sprinklers came on and doused them in blood. Of course the Vampires went right off!

    I don't recollect anything else about the movie, except thinking at the time of the possibilities of standing under a spray of vino!

    For me it would probably be Pepsi Max.

    Yes I am a heathan.

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    20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

    Check this out…

    DFE425DB-4377-4880-B72C-B7BC53348FFE.thumb.jpeg.929077372a2aabf2da992a2cd92a5252.jpeg

    Really?   REALLY??? 

    WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

    I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

    YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

    🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

     

    Meanwhile, at mine…

    1F499475-514C-43E6-AF48-B516D4B6FA5C.thumb.jpeg.9573ce44c524b89ccd9d76cb5243320b.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣
    I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

    @picket fence would love one of these! Do a community service WCW and pm him the purchase info.

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    23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

    Check this out…

    DFE425DB-4377-4880-B72C-B7BC53348FFE.thumb.jpeg.929077372a2aabf2da992a2cd92a5252.jpeg

    Really?   REALLY??? 

    WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

    I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

    YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

    🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

     

    Meanwhile, at mine…

    1F499475-514C-43E6-AF48-B516D4B6FA5C.thumb.jpeg.9573ce44c524b89ccd9d76cb5243320b.jpeg

    🤣🤣🤣
    I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

    it needs a "roof" on it else it will get soap suds in it, yuk

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    @picket fence would love one of these! Do a community service WCW and pm him the purchase info.

    I actually bought it this time last year so they’re no longer available. But since they’d been reduced from $15 to $10, then $5, then $1 each, I bought the last two in stock. So I do have one unopened. 😁

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    For me it would probably be Pepsi Max.

    Yes I am a heathan.

    I would have thought you were more of a banana smoothie man ...

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    1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I would have thought you were more of a banana smoothie man ...

    Well now that you mention it.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    Well now that you mention it.

    Perhaps the sprinklers can alternate?

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