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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It certainly has gone quiet on the footy news front.

All state of origin up here Mr. Leg. 

 
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10 hours ago, old dee said:

All state of origin up here Mr. Leg. 

Meaningless to me. Would rather read a book.

35 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Meaningless to me. Would rather read a book.

I am!

 
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4 hours ago, old dee said:

I am!

So am I.


Is it 1965 again?

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Is it 1965 again?

Beginning to Look like it DF.

Come on, OD! Don’t be so forlorn. 🙂

Here’s a little distraction for you…
 

My son has a mate named Brereton, as in, his first name is Brereton. This kid has a twin sister named Leigh. When I first met their dad I said, “You named your son Brereton, so why didn’t you name your daughter Matthews?” He says, “Coz that’d be stupid.” 😳 I said, “Yeah, THAT would be stupid.” He says, “at least my footy team has players worthy of being namesakes.” To be fair, this was in 2013, so he did have a point. 😑

Still on names, Sam Mitchell has a kid named Smith. So his name is Smith Mitchell. Whatever floats one’s boat. 🤷‍♀️ 

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22 minutes ago, old dee said:

Beginning to Look like it DF.

We even fighting each other!

Even if news has gone quiet or turned pear shaped (cough*Glen Bartlett*cough) on the footy front, there is other news to warm the cockles of our hearts.

Uncle Humphrey has literally got the band back together and now...
 

TISM IS BACK!!!!


On 6/16/2022 at 8:02 AM, DemonFrog said:

We even fighting each other!

Well it's not much of a fight with your mob DF !!!

Every time I drive north I squish hundreds of your cousins , aunties , uncles etc etc

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Thursday night at the Cold Cattery, with no Dees fans and struggling key forwards.

Should be a great night.

A win would be brilliant.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Wow thanks a lot Footy Classified.

First they say Yze should be Coach somewhere and take Choco with him, ( not that I would begrudge Yze getting a senior role).

Then Hutchy says WC should take Jacko through the PSD and pay nothing for him. You know what Hutchy, GAGF.

MFC must be the THE MOST retro club in the league. We played Geelong in their retro match, we’re playing the Dogs in our own retro match and now it seems we’re playing Freo in theirs…

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Makes sense I guess… after all, we ARE the oldest club. ❤️💙😊


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35 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

MFC must be the THE MOST retro club in the league. We played Geelong in their retro match, we’re playing the Dogs in our own retro match and now it seems we’re playing Freo in theirs…

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Makes sense I guess… after all, we ARE the oldest club. ❤️💙😊

What jumper will Jacko wear?

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

What jumper will Jacko wear?

Before or after the game?

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

What jumper will Jacko wear?

One that says 'Eff off Freo' I hope ...

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Dees were refused a priority pick when we were worse that Roos for several years.

Now Blight saying Crows, who have won more games in last few years than the Roos, is saying they should also apply for help.

A joke.

If Clarkson goes to Roos, you can absolutely guarantee a priority pick.

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18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another very quiet day on DL.

A banana sandwich for lunch today Mr. Leg. A fabulous way to start the afternoon. 

21 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another very quiet day on DL.

Even when we struggle to beat time with a stick it is a lot better than when this thread came into existence. 

 
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57 minutes ago, old dee said:

A banana sandwich for lunch today Mr. Leg. A fabulous way to start the afternoon. 

Elvis fried his and that helped kill him.


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