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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

No but I am!

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    20 minutes ago, old dee said:

    No but I am!

    That's what I thought, but I didn't.

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    This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

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    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

    For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

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    On 1/16/2022 at 7:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    so we may be in for a competitive match for a change. 

    Classic case of I spoke too soon. 🙄 

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I see aspects of "Deliverance".

    Not enough banjo!

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

    Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

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    6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

    Hi Ernest I have missed you. That sounds ominous!

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    I said it more than once and it's one of the true things I have said...

    Going on holiday with kids is really going to work with shorts on.

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I see aspects of "Deliverance".

    I have it on good authority the director scoured the cwood cheer squad for the yokal roles.

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmmmm ................. there's a fair bit of strumming though.

    There was movement at the oval????

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    15 hours ago, dpositive said:

    There was movement at the oval????

    “For the word had got around,

    That the rookie from NGA had got away”.

    Edited by Redleg

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    On 1/16/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You… uhm… didn’t think to… you know…offer the old dear a lift to the clinic? But then again, no; god forbid you should rush your coffee down. 🥴😁🙃

    You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

    I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

    Special Robert found this out the hard way.

     

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    8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

    I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

    Special Robert found this out the hard way.

     

    Who is Special Robert?

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    @special robert. 

    I have heard you were moved on from your squat.

    So, someone named Robert actually chooses to call himself Special Robert? Interesting. 🤔 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who is Special Robert?

    naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

    I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

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    37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

    atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

    p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

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    20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

    p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

    And fully acquainted is precisely what I shall be. For now though, is he special as in Bruce McAvaney special, or another kind of special? 

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