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15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

No but I am!

 
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20 minutes ago, old dee said:

No but I am!

That's what I thought, but I didn't.

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

 
2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

On 1/16/2022 at 7:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

so we may be in for a competitive match for a change. 

Classic case of I spoke too soon. 🙄 


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

Not enough banjo!

 

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

Hi Ernest I have missed you. That sounds ominous!

I said it more than once and it's one of the true things I have said...

Going on holiday with kids is really going to work with shorts on.

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

I have it on good authority the director scoured the cwood cheer squad for the yokal roles.


4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmmm ................. there's a fair bit of strumming though.

There was movement at the oval????

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15 hours ago, dpositive said:

There was movement at the oval????

“For the word had got around,

That the rookie from NGA had got away”.

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On 1/16/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You… uhm… didn’t think to… you know…offer the old dear a lift to the clinic? But then again, no; god forbid you should rush your coffee down. 🥴😁🙃

You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

Special Robert found this out the hard way.

 

8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

Special Robert found this out the hard way.

 

Who is Special Robert?


16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

@special robert

I have heard you were moved on from your squat.

So, someone named Robert actually chooses to call himself Special Robert? Interesting. 🤔 

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Who is Special Robert?

naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

 
37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

And fully acquainted is precisely what I shall be. For now though, is he special as in Bruce McAvaney special, or another kind of special? 


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