Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

No but I am!

  • Quote
    •  
    • Author
    20 minutes ago, old dee said:

    No but I am!

    That's what I thought, but I didn't.

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

  • Quote
    •  
    2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

    This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

    For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

  • Quote
    On 1/16/2022 at 7:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    so we may be in for a competitive match for a change. 

    Classic case of I spoke too soon. 🙄 

  • Quote

    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I see aspects of "Deliverance".

    Not enough banjo!

  • Quote
    •  

    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

    Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

    Hi Ernest I have missed you. That sounds ominous!

  • Quote

    I said it more than once and it's one of the true things I have said...

    Going on holiday with kids is really going to work with shorts on.

  • Quote
    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I see aspects of "Deliverance".

    I have it on good authority the director scoured the cwood cheer squad for the yokal roles.

  • Quote
    3 hours ago, hemingway said:

    Nothing has changed. 

    It's horrible.

  • Quote
    • Shocked 1

    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmmmm ................. there's a fair bit of strumming though.

    There was movement at the oval????

  • Quote
    • Author
    15 hours ago, dpositive said:

    There was movement at the oval????

    “For the word had got around,

    That the rookie from NGA had got away”.

    Edited by Redleg

  • Quote
    On 1/16/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You… uhm… didn’t think to… you know…offer the old dear a lift to the clinic? But then again, no; god forbid you should rush your coffee down. 🥴😁🙃

    You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

    I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

    Special Robert found this out the hard way.

     

  • Quote
    8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

    I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

    Special Robert found this out the hard way.

     

    Who is Special Robert?

  • Quote

    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    @special robert. 

    I have heard you were moved on from your squat.

    So, someone named Robert actually chooses to call himself Special Robert? Interesting. 🤔 

  • Quote
    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Who is Special Robert?

    naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

  • Quote
    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

    I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

  • Quote
    •  
    37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

    atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

    p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

  • Quote
    20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

    p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

    And fully acquainted is precisely what I shall be. For now though, is he special as in Bruce McAvaney special, or another kind of special? 

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREGAME: Richmond

      The Dees are back at the MCG on Thursday for the annual blockbuster ANZAC Eve game against the Tigers. Can the Demons win back to back games for the first time since Rounds 17 & 18 last season? Who comes in and who goes out?

      • 38 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Fremantle

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on TUESDAY, 22nd April @ 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we analyse the Demons first win for the year against the Dockers. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human.

      • 10 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Fremantle

      A undermanned Dees showed some heart and desperation to put the Fremantle Dockers to the sword as they claimed their first victory for the season winning by 10 points at the MCG.

      • 257 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Fremantle

      Max Gawn is leading the Demonland Player of the Year award from Christian Petracca followed by Ed Langdon, Jake Bowey & Clayton Oliver. Your votes for our first victory for the season. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • 38 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Fremantle

      It’s Game Day, and the Demons return to the MCG wounded, undermanned and desperate. Still searching for their first win of the season, Melbourne faces a daunting task against the Fremantle Dockers. With key pillars missing at both ends of the ground, the Dees must find a way to rise above the adversity and ignite their season before it slips way beyond reach. Will today be the spark that turns it all around, or are we staring down the barrel of a 0–6 start?

      • 634 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Fremantle

      A month is a long time in AFL football. The proof of this is in the current state of the two teams contesting against each other early this Saturday afternoon at the MCG. It’s hard to fathom that when Melbourne and Fremantle kicked off the 2025 season, the former looked like being a major player in this year’s competition after it came close to beating one of the favourites in the GWS Giants while the latter was smashed by Geelong to the tune of 78 points and looked like rubbish. Fast forward to today and the Demons are low on confidence and appear panic stricken as their winless streak heads towards an even half dozen and pressure mounts on the coach and team leadership.  Meanwhile, the Dockers have recovered their composure and now sit in the top eight. They are definitely on the up and up and look most likely winners this weekend against a team which they have recently dominated and which struggles to find enough passages to the goals to trouble the scorers. And with that, Fremantle will head to the MCG, feeling very good about itself after demolishing Richmond in the Barossa Valley with Josh Treacy coming off a six goal haul and facing up to a Melbourne defence already without Jake Lever and a shaky Steven May needing to pass a fitness test just to make it onto the field of play. 

      • 0 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland
    View All