The No T$ No B$ Thread

[old dee 23,787]

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Are you suggesting it is a worn tyre?

No but I am!

[Redleg 40,895]

20 minutes ago, old dee said:

No but I am!

That's what I thought, but I didn't.

[leave it to deever 17,511]

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

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2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

This thread kind of reminds me of a book once read at University many moons ago. I believe it was called " Waiting for Godot," by some chap called Samuel Beckett.

For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

[Guest]

On 1/16/2022 at 7:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

so we may be in for a competitive match for a change. 

Classic case of I spoke too soon. 🙄 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,238]

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

For mine, it’s the movie Inception 🥴

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

[dpositive 1,665]

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

Not enough banjo!

[hemingway 7,627]

Nothing has changed. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,238]

19 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Nothing has changed. 

Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

[Bitter but optimistic 22,238]

44 minutes ago, dpositive said:

Not enough banjo!

Mmmmmm ................. there's a fair bit of strumming though.

[hemingway 7,627]

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie !!!   Yet another resurrection !

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

[old dee 23,787]

6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Not many remaining Uncle. My preference would be to have my resurrection followed by something analogous to a resurrection, sorry ladies. Pleasures are few and far these days. Discussing bananas does not help although it probably works for OD. 

Hi Ernest I have missed you. That sounds ominous!

[leave it to deever 17,511]

I said it more than once and it's one of the true things I have said...

Going on holiday with kids is really going to work with shorts on.

[leave it to deever 17,511]

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I see aspects of "Deliverance".

I have it on good authority the director scoured the cwood cheer squad for the yokal roles.

[leave it to deever 17,511]

3 hours ago, hemingway said:

Nothing has changed. 

It's horrible.

[dpositive 1,665]

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Mmmmmm ................. there's a fair bit of strumming though.

There was movement at the oval????

[Redleg 40,895]

15 hours ago, dpositive said:

There was movement at the oval????

“For the word had got around,

That the rookie from NGA had got away”.

Edited January 18, 2022 by Redleg

[Biffen 12,943]

On 1/16/2022 at 10:57 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You… uhm… didn’t think to… you know…offer the old dear a lift to the clinic? But then again, no; god forbid you should rush your coffee down. 🥴😁🙃

You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

Special Robert found this out the hard way.

 

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8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

You should know the Merc is always used in a Quid Pro Quo system.

I'm sure the offer was made but the lady obviously still has her wits.

Special Robert found this out the hard way.

 

Who is Special Robert?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,238]

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Who is Special Robert?

@special robert. 

I have heard you were moved on from your squat.

[Guest]

16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

@special robert. 

I have heard you were moved on from your squat.

So, someone named Robert actually chooses to call himself Special Robert? Interesting. 🤔 

[daisycutter 29,613]

2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Who is Special Robert?

naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

naughty girl, you......you haven't continued reading the thread from the beginning as you vowed to 

I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

[daisycutter 29,613]

37 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I thought 12 or so pages would be enough! But if it means I’ll find out more about Special Robert thus satisfying my curiosity I’ll pick up where I left off. Wish me luck, fellahs! On a wing and a prayer…

atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

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20 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

atta girl, that's the spirit 👍

p.s. normally we expect novices to this thread to be fully acquainted with all the scriptures contained within this thread 

And fully acquainted is precisely what I shall be. For now though, is he special as in Bruce McAvaney special, or another kind of special?