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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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23 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

You never know, we could go 12-0 for the rest of the home and away season ...

 

Not sure what you are on R and B but please stop.

 

Bananas again!?

I need answers!?

 
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We need to cut down the outside run friday or it's curtains.

Pressure. Pressure. Pressure.

50 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

separated at birth?

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13 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Greed is a powerful thing!

Lets go 20-0 and include the finals and next season.

Why stop there DF? If we include next season we could go 37-0! ???

5 hours ago, old dee said:

Not sure what you are on R and B but please stop.

Bananas, of course!

10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Bananas, of course!

How many bananas is too many?

 
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

How many bananas is too many?

No idea on the number but clearly R and B has over dosed.

11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Bananas, of course!

You have OD on potassium .


14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

How many bananas is too many?

Too many is not enough!

13 hours ago, old dee said:

You have OD on potassium .

Have I OD'd OD? O Dear! ??

7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Have I OD'd OD? O Dear! ??

Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

Looks like a sound plan DF. 

Bananas for breakfast to celebrate being on top of the ladder. We should send the pretenders (dogs) a bowl of apples for coming second.


On 5/27/2021 at 6:36 AM, DemonFrog said:

Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

That is harsh, DF. That sounds more like eternity in the seventh circle of hell ...

9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That is harsh, DF. That sounds more like eternity in the seventh circle of hell ...

Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

Now there is a comedy for these tough mental times. The lower they sink the better the pick for GWS. I doubt they will be accused of tanking. 

28 minutes ago, old dee said:

Now there is a comedy for these tough mental times. The lower they sink the better the pick for GWS. I doubt they will be accused of tanking. 

Their true value will also be seen in the end. Bring back Eddie!

12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

DF, you must be in a dark place to even consider such a horrendous thought. You need some penance, I think!

 


10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Their true value will also be seen in the end. Bring back Eddie!

Eddie who?

9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Eddie who?

He an annoying Filth supporter who helped sack their last premiership winning coach so he can have FIGJAM run the show.

15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

He an annoying Filth supporter who helped sack their last premiership winning coach so he can have FIGJAM run the show.

So we should thank him?

 

 
11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So we should thank him?

 

Exactly, we need him back as President. 

Well it's holy banana Sunday so here goes...

 


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