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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

if i was a lawyer......i'd never give free advice

That speaks more about you Daisy, than it does about lawyers, who give free advice regularly.

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's the first thing they learn in lawyer school dc.

Well I can give you some, stop the lawyer bashing or risk losing the manor.

 

Arguing with a lawyer is like wrestling a pig in mud... Sooner or later you realize that they like it.

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Arguing with a lawyer is like wrestling a pig in mud... Sooner or later you realize that they like it.

And you have no chance of winning.


4 hours ago, Redleg said:

That speaks more about you Daisy, than it does about lawyers, who give free advice regularly.

you win ?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A father in law.

Very good Mr. Shadow

 
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Have we picked up any new players yet.

I will be hoping for a Giants win, as there are more Tiger fans to be miserable with a loss.

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Massive gamble on Pickett, who hasn't played with most of the team before. Could be a master stroke or a bust, we will know soon enough. Whatever, they clearly rate him and got him in the mid season draft.

Hopefully Dunkley can improve in the next couple of years, as his brother did after a few pre seasons.


On 9/24/2019 at 9:31 AM, Redleg said:

Have we picked up any new players yet.

I will be hoping for a Giants win, as there are more Tiger fans to be miserable with a loss.

I hope Giants because I have too many friends who are cocky tiger fans. Go Giants.

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1 hour ago, old dee said:

I hope Giants because I have too many friends who are cocky tiger fans. Go Giants.

Yep, far easier to cop a Giants win, than the feral hordes.

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3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

any interesting games this weekend?

Mahjong championships at Romsey, with BBO hosting in the Bruce McAvaney role.

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Mahjong championships at Romsey, with BBO hosting in the Bruce McAvaney role.

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"Ooh yes, now it gets interesting. HE'LL CARESS IT DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT. And he does, and they've got six."

 


6 hours ago, daisycutter said:

Ooh yes, now it gets interesting. HE'LL CARESS IT DOWN SOMEONE'S THROAT. And he does, and they've got six."

 

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How are the Mahjong finals going?

Rumour has it there was some sort of game yesterday. I cant be sure as I paid absolutely no heed to it and haven't seen a solitary second of it nor will.

That's how much interest I have in this game now. Take a bow Melbourne.

Might get interested in March...might not.

Might get interested when we get serious. 

tootaloo

Uncle, here's the front cover artwork:

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So quiet around here now. All I hear about is will we go for Martin, who will be our 3rd tall and will Jobe get his Brownlow back.

Very boring on DL.

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3 hours ago, Pink Freud said:

Close thread.

No Jack, it will go on forever. You can close all the other threads you don't like, not this one.

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

No Jack, it will go on forever. You can close all the other threads you don't like, not this one.

Name’s Sigmund buddy. 


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