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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone recommend a good book to read?

How about a football coaching manual. Of particular interest would the section on how to kick and hand pass.

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    i think i just returned from a trip in a time machine...........or was it a bus driven by neeld

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     And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

     

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    Well looks like I got it right, we were f....d, over.

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    Is it too soon to call for another team rebuild?

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    I find the Scotch is helping with this situation

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

     And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

     

    It doesn't take substances, just follow this team for a while and its mind altering in its self !

    Repeat Goodwin repetitively after me

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    i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

    i'm actually looking forward to it

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    anyone recommend a good book to read?

     

    How-to-Play-Your-Best-Golf-All-the-Time-Tommy-Armour.png

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

    i'm actually looking forward to it

    You must be confident of dodging bullets for at least 6 days

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    2 minutes ago, puntkick said:

    You must be confident of dodging bullets for at least 6 days

    it's a quote from somewhere i forgot, but frankly charlotte, wgaf

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    it's a quote from somewhere i forgot, but frankly charlotte, wgaf

    John Wayne always said " A man's got to do what a man's got to do "

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    10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    What happens in the bedroom is best kept in the bedroom layz!

    Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

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    15 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

    one eye and  NFI

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    6 hours ago, layzie said:

    Well I’ve traded the bedroom for just a dark room now BBO.

    Well that's good layz - you can also use such places to develop those special photographs

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    we were f....d

    And finally people catch up with me.

    Now regarding Casey in the GF, we are f....d.

    Edited by Redleg

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    2 minutes ago, Precard said:

    Yeah, why is this here?

    Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

    I did.

    I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

    Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

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    3 minutes ago, Precard said:

    Yeah, why is this here?

    you'll need to read the whole thread

    good luck with that...............and lock up all the sharps beforehand

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

    I did.

    I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

    Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

    Yeah but how did it continue, and isn’t it [censored]?

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    23 hours ago, Biffen said:

     And people wonder why I take mind altering substances.

     

    Read as ...'make mind altering substances.' I take it you're  a winemaker.

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    19 hours ago, puntkick said:

     

    20 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i have made arrangements to have myself shot at dawn for a week

    i'm actually looking forward to it

    Can I be in the F Squad?

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    6 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Because you posted this " Who was the guy who started this thread?"

    I did.

    I answered by quoting a line from the Dobie Gillis show, used by his friend Maynard G. Krebbs, whenever he was called by anyone.

    Just to educate you further, you can win a prize if you guess without looking it up, what the G in his name stood for.

    Gyton?

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