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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

.... and again!

and again and again and again and again.........that should take care of september :D

 
2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Crikey Rhythm and Blues, do you have to complicate matters?

Yes. Is that even a question? :rolleyes:


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Clearly rhetorical.

Which one -- yours or mine?

2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

FMD!! Go and suck a banana!

No way on both counts!

 

Can I say that Sour Cherry juice cures Gout! Anyone out there like me who is tragically affected! Help is at Hand! Bananas full of Potassium no good!


1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Can I say that Sour Cherry juice cures Gout! Anyone out there like me who is tragically affected! Help is at Hand! Bananas full of Potassium no good!

It's funny I always though gout was caused by grog but my old man has been off this [censored] for 10 years and still gets it.

one thing I know for sure; take the recommended dose of the medication. My father in law nailed as many pills as he could to mitigate against the pain and ended up with a urinary tract infection. Not pleasant!

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If you have some prejudice against bananas R and B ether 'fess up and leave this thread or hold your piece.

 

Nothing wrong with bananas. Had a couple today. One has to treat them with respect though ...

17 hours ago, picket fence said:

Can I say that Sour Cherry juice cures Gout! Anyone out there like me who is tragically affected! Help is at Hand! Bananas full of Potassium no good!

rubbish, picket

Gout and Potassium

Potassium is a must in your gout diet

Potassium is an electrolyte that is found in water and many different foods in whole grains, fruits, vegetables, milk and beans. Fruits that are high in potassium, 200 milligrams or more are avocados, bananas, apricots, cantaloupes, dates, figs, kiwis, mangos and oranges. Veggies that are high in potassium are artichokes, squash, beets, carrots, beans, peas, potatoes and tomatoes. Other foods that are high in potassium are cocoa, granola, bran, milk, nuts, seeds and yogurt.

22 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well we are, so please win again.

Like Mr Trumpy you too will get sick of winning !

4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Like Mr Trumpy you too will get sick of winning !

What's going on  Frogger? The last I heard you were posted to some remote outpost that relied on the telegraph.

Now you're back to annoy with your alien Westralian ways.


9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

What's going on  Frogger? The last I heard you were posted to some remote outpost that relied on the telegraph.

Now you're back to annoy with your alien Westralian ways.

The NBN telegraph is still some years away, but we are so looking forward to being able to watch moving pictures when in arrives in town soon.

 

 

2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

The NBN telegraph is still some years away, but we are so looking forward to being able to watch moving pictures when in arrives in town soon.

 

 

Make sure you get "talkies"

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Make sure you get "talkies"

We can get sound as well?

8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

We can get sound as well?

Watching footy is better without sound :laugh:


On 16/08/2017 at 7:51 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Watching footy is better without sound :laugh:

And for the past 10 seasons without vision.

5 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

And for the past 10 seasons without vision.

Hopefully not for the next 10 years Toady. My doc tells me not to go through that again. My wine collection took a reckless hammering

17 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

And for the past 10 seasons without vision.

Some good times this season though (as well as some !$^@ ones). But why are we talking footy on this thread?

Had any good bananas lately?

 
9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Some good times this season though (as well as some !$^@ ones). But why are we talking footy on this thread?

Had any good bananas lately?

Going shopping tomorrow, which should take around 4 hours travelling time. Hope they have fresh bananas!

Plus I closed down the local pub, so don't tell BBO as this fact will likely upset him for some reason. But must now travel for a drink.

 

 

 

 

21 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Going shopping tomorrow, which should take around 4 hours travelling time. Hope they have fresh bananas!

Plus I closed down the local pub, so don't tell BBO as this fact will likely upset him for some reason. But must now travel for a drink.

 

 

 

 

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.


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