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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Jack, I reckon the beginning of that article is most relevant to certain posters on this thread.

 "The Gatwick Hotel has been home for the mad, the bad, tragic chronic substance abusers and the mentally ill."

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jack, I reckon the beginning of that article is most relevant to certain posters on this thread.

     "The Gatwick Hotel Demonland has been home for the mad, the bad, tragic chronic substance abusers and the mentally ill."

    fixed

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jack, I reckon the beginning of that article is most relevant to certain posters on this thread.

     "The Gatwick Hotel has been home for the mad, the bad, tragic chronic substance abusers and the mentally ill."

    How dare you Uncle Bitter. I resemble that. 

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    I'm planning on painting him in Brown from the penthouse.

    Jackson Pollock style.

    Can't wait to see you on the scaffolding Biff.

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    You that mock my artistic prowess may cop a spray from above also.

    In the way that nobody understood Van Gogh or the early intentions of Picasso,you and all that pass under the Gat will feel my Pollock/Arkly inspired new Gat period.

    They shall not gentrify the Gat.Never.

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    7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You that mock my artistic prowess may cop a spray from above also.

    In the way that nobody understood Van Gogh or the early intentions of Picasso,you and all that pass under the Gat will feel my Pollock/Arkly inspired new Gat period.

    They shall not gentrify the Gat.Never.

    I see you as the Sid Vicious of art.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I see you as the Sid Vicious of art.

    You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

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    35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

    I sprayed beer out of my nose from laughter after reading that. Thanks!

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    35 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

    More Gilbert and Sullivan I'd reckon. Most laywers are pirates and OD would surely be a "modern major general".

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    46 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

    He went thata way!

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    21 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    More Gilbert and Sullivan I'd reckon. Most laywers are pirates and OD would surely be a "modern major general".

    Ok-a cross between Gilbert and George, the Sullivans and "on the buses"

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    14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    More Gilbert and Sullivan I'd reckon. Most laywers are pirates and OD would surely be a "modern major general".

    I see myself more as the Mikado.

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    46 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I see myself more as the Mikado.

    i see myself in a vision. there is a bright circular light hovering over my head, and through the mist i can see thousands, maybe millions of white robed people  on their knees staring at me ........ then i wake up with a thud as my head hits the floor

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I see myself more as the Mikado.

     

    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i see myself in a vision. there is a bright circular light hovering over my head, and through the mist i can see thousands, maybe millions of white robed people  on their knees staring at me ........ then i wake up with a thud as my head hits the floor

    For once, I see myself as sane.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    For once, I see myself as sane.

    Get some Murine and wash out your eyes, that is not what you are seeing.

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    19 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I sprayed beer out of my nose from laughter after reading that. Thanks!

    Glad you weren't drinking a banana smoothie, could have been quite messy.

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    Haven't heard much from the good Doctor of late.

    I suppose he's preparing for the festive season. I understand it's a very big deal in Hopping Dicks and really draws the community together.

    Apparently the Summer Solstice will do that. The body painting is supposed to be quite complex  but I believe the good pagans of Hopping Dicks simply get a few spray cans of Dulux from the local Bunnings and go at it furiously so that they can get straight into the naked dancing.

    The bizarre sexual rituals that follow are supposed to be worth a look also but evidently they have considerable difficulty finding virgins for sacrifice in those parts.

    It is rumoured that the good Doctor's alchemic skills provides "secret herbs and spices" which makes the barbequed possum something special when washed down with a cask of Aldi red.

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    On 18/12/2016 at 6:13 PM, Biffen said:

    You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

    Lol .. one of the funniest things ever scribbled here :)

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    On 12/18/2016 at 6:13 PM, Biffen said:

    You and OD I see as Gilbert and George.

    Who are they? Never heard of them.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Probably for the best Red. Biffen's tastes are, at best base and vulgar.

    thought for sure you'd paint him a picture  !! :rolleyes:

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