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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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56 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Dc is the type of bird that likes to mix his prospective mate a cup of Horlicks.

As opposed to a rohey like you biff?

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    11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Uncle as you know I am waiting for your paperwork. You know some receipts to verify your excessive expenses in China for a start!  Any receipts for expenses We incurred from your Malaysian venture would be a bonus as we never knew you were going there!!! 

    EErrrrr yes of course Earl. You know my record keeping is meticulous , however, it was the floods ...... yes that's it .. the floods.

    Lost the lot unfortunately.

    I'll settle for another $5000 and call it quits.

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    Apparently my grip on reality (no vulgar quips please) has finally totally gone.

    Someone was trying to explain to me that people are actually wandering our fair city trying to capture imaginary creatures with their phones.

    Tell me it isn't so.

     

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Apparently my grip on reality (no vulgar quips please) has finally totally gone.

    Someone was trying to explain to me that people are actually wandering our fair city trying to capture imaginary creatures with their phones.

    Tell me it isn't so.

     

    Yes- it's a computer based exercise game- and you can play it in the car.Which cuts out the need for exercise.

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    It has nothing to do with Poking Mums either.

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    6 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Yes- it's a computer based exercise game- and you can play it in the car.Which cuts out the need for exercise.

    And people accuse me of having a bizarre lifestyle!!!!

    I wonder if any Demonlanders do this thing? ( Would even Moonie be silly enough?)

    Maybe Stuie has a Bible based version where one hunts down the beast that wears 666

    I would appreciate further information on this matter.

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    Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold.

    Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

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    12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold.

    Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

    and don't forget to groom the man-bun too, moonie. wouldn't want to spoil those selfies

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold.

    Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

    With a dash of cinnamon I'm guessing.

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    With a dash of cinnamon I'm guessing.

    Never. Only suburban bogans use those disgusting flavours to spoil their morning beverage. Them and the rednecks from satellite towns above Melbourne.

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    21 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Never. Only suburban bogans use those disgusting flavours to spoil their morning beverage. Them and the rednecks from satellite towns above Melbourne.

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

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    35 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

    An excellent observation.You have cut to the heart of the matter bb!!

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    40 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

    Presumably we hope that their drains are clear ... :)

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    38 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Presumably we hope that their drains are clear ... :)

    Would be anyway after that horrid liquid passes 

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

    BB don't you live bayside? If it goes in the drain it is coming your way! Better off being processed and pre-treated by Moons prior to entering the sewer system to be fully treated at Werribee! 

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    47 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Would be anyway after that horrid liquid passes 

    Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latte served by a Ned Kelly doppelgänger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latte served by a Ned Kelly doppelgänger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

    The thought of that makes Drano look drinkable ... :)

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    On 2 July 2016 at 8:28 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Does anyone else feel awkward when you're eating a banana and make eye contact with another man? 

    Just don't do that when you're looking up the Wagner pics online Ethan...

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    22 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latte served by a Ned Kelly doppelgänger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

    In the same vein that I would have beer as beer and not dishwater 'light' ...in the manner  I should preserve cheese to be non - Coon , it is that when I partake of  Chai Latte it's made properly and not reinvented by some numbskull masquerading as intelligence draped in Hessian and beard !! 

    What you imbibe is yours to decide. I however have standards. 

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    2 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    In the same vein that I would have beer as beer and not dishwater 'light' ...in the manner  I should preserve cheese to be non - Coon , it is that when I partake of  Chai Latte it's made properly and not reinvented by some numbskull masquerading as intelligence draped in Hessian and beard !! 

    What you imbibe is yours to decide. I however have standards. 

    beer is the drink of plebs and untouchables. i presume hipsters fall in the latter category

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    beer is the drink of plebs and untouchables. i presume hipsters fall in the latter category

    At the risk of offending my former benefactor Earl Hood - hipsters fall into any undesirable category you can imagine dc.

    BTW - I guess hipsters are shot on site in Borewood?

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    There IS beer...that is most palatable. Crafted even. Some need to get heads out of their respective lavatories.

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