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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Crikey where is everyone??????

probably celebrating like me - had 3 bananas already today ^_^

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Crikey where is everyone??????

    Watching Ice Road Truckers of course.

    Any snow coming to the swamps of Romsey Uncle or is it too flat and dull there?

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    probably celebrating like me - had 3 bananas already today ^_^

     

    15 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Watching Ice Road Truckers of course.

    Any snow coming to the swamps of Romsey Uncle or is it too flat and dull there?

    Two more albatrosses around my neck - FMD, as if I don't have enough problems in my life!!!

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Two more albatrosses around my neck - FMD, as if I don't have enough problems in my life!!!

    Dc is more of a bird of prey .

    (not an Owl)

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    Just now, Biffen said:

    Dc is more of a bird of prey .

    (not an Owl)

    more like an andean condor. the lads should be very nervous

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    Actually I have chased down dc's avian alter ego -

     

    Satyr tragopan (Tragopan satyra)

    Humans may joke about getting the horn, but the male satyr tragopan actually grows a pair. They’re electric blue, inflatable, and form a matching set with the bird’s brightly patterned, retractable, bib-like throat lappet. The male brandishes this wacky trio of now-you-see-them-now-you-don’t ornaments during a spectacular courtship display that is rooted heavily in the principle of ‘shock and awe’.

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    30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Actually I have chased down dc's avian alter ego -

     

    Satyr tragopan (Tragopan satyra)

    Humans may joke about getting the horn, but the male satyr tragopan actually grows a pair. They’re electric blue, inflatable, and form a matching set with the bird’s brightly patterned, retractable, bib-like throat lappet. The male brandishes this wacky trio of now-you-see-them-now-you-don’t ornaments during a spectacular courtship display that is rooted heavily in the principle of ‘shock and awe’.

    Dc is the type of bird that likes to mix his prospective mate a cup of Horlicks.

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Crikey where is everyone??????

    Uncle as you know I am waiting for your paperwork. You know some receipts to verify your excessive expenses in China for a start!  Any receipts for expenses We incurred from your Malaysian venture would be a bonus as we never knew you were going there!!! 

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    56 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Dc is the type of bird that likes to mix his prospective mate a cup of Horlicks.

    As opposed to a rohey like you biff?

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    11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Uncle as you know I am waiting for your paperwork. You know some receipts to verify your excessive expenses in China for a start!  Any receipts for expenses We incurred from your Malaysian venture would be a bonus as we never knew you were going there!!! 

    EErrrrr yes of course Earl. You know my record keeping is meticulous , however, it was the floods ...... yes that's it .. the floods.

    Lost the lot unfortunately.

    I'll settle for another $5000 and call it quits.

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    Apparently my grip on reality (no vulgar quips please) has finally totally gone.

    Someone was trying to explain to me that people are actually wandering our fair city trying to capture imaginary creatures with their phones.

    Tell me it isn't so.

     

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Apparently my grip on reality (no vulgar quips please) has finally totally gone.

    Someone was trying to explain to me that people are actually wandering our fair city trying to capture imaginary creatures with their phones.

    Tell me it isn't so.

     

    Yes- it's a computer based exercise game- and you can play it in the car.Which cuts out the need for exercise.

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    It has nothing to do with Poking Mums either.

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    6 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Yes- it's a computer based exercise game- and you can play it in the car.Which cuts out the need for exercise.

    And people accuse me of having a bizarre lifestyle!!!!

    I wonder if any Demonlanders do this thing? ( Would even Moonie be silly enough?)

    Maybe Stuie has a Bible based version where one hunts down the beast that wears 666

    I would appreciate further information on this matter.

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    Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold.

    Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

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    12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold.

    Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

    and don't forget to groom the man-bun too, moonie. wouldn't want to spoil those selfies

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold.

    Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

    With a dash of cinnamon I'm guessing.

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    With a dash of cinnamon I'm guessing.

    Never. Only suburban bogans use those disgusting flavours to spoil their morning beverage. Them and the rednecks from satellite towns above Melbourne.

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    21 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Never. Only suburban bogans use those disgusting flavours to spoil their morning beverage. Them and the rednecks from satellite towns above Melbourne.

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

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    35 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

    An excellent observation.You have cut to the heart of the matter bb!!

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    40 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    and what do we make of anyone supposing soy chai lattes are anything but something to be consigned to a drain !! :rolleyes:

    Presumably we hope that their drains are clear ... :)

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