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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I don't want to disclose my choice of outfit as there are petty souls out there who will rush of to imitate me.

However, dare  I ask Mable  Mable ,will you be wearing traditional Cameroonian attire? It is rather fetching I must say!

No Bitters all on Demonland would like to know your attire. Maple might be very fetching but I suspect your get up promises to be outlandish. Despite your modesty I suspect you would like all the attention particularly from the Demon Damsels!

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    56 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I don't want to disclose my choice of outfit as there are petty souls out there who will rush of to imitate me.

    However, dare  I ask Mable  Mable ,will you be wearing traditional Cameroonian attire? It is rather fetching I must say!

    They couldn't imitate you if they tried Uncle Bitter.  

    As for my attire, I was going to wear something a tad more inconspicuous.

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    11 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    No Bitters all on Demonland would like to know your attire. Maple might be very fetching but I suspect your get up promises to be outlandish. Despite your modesty I suspect you would like all the attention particularly from the Demon Damsels!

    I suppose we have a bit in common Ernie - attracted the sheilas, adventurers, second rate writers - but at least I haven't topped myself!!

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    50 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I don't want to disclose my choice of outfit as there are petty souls out there who will rush of to imitate me.

    However, dare  I ask Mable  Mable ,will you be wearing traditional Cameroonian attire? It is rather fetching I must say!

    No Bitters all on Demonland would like to know your attire. Maple might be very fetching but I suspect your get up promises to be outlandish. Despite your modesty I suspect you would like all the attention particularly from the Demon Damsels!

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    2 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

    I'll be attending the game. After all it is part of my annual ritual to see how far away I am from the ground before I spot your outlandish attire.

    By the by, what should I be looking out for on Saturday?

    Maple think of the scene from Pricilla Queen of the Desert with flowing robes on top of a bus and you'll get an idea of Bitter's entry to the MCG on Saturday. Always the showman, unfortunately. 

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    16 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Maple think of the scene from Pricilla Queen of the Desert with flowing robes on top of a bus and you'll get an idea of Bitter's entry to the MCG on Saturday. Always the showman, unfortunately. 

    Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. 

    Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

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    16 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Will you be sporting the depressive maths teacher look with ugly colourful jumper mismatched with slack,long sock and sandals or maybe you'll just run with the reclusive snowdropper turtle neck? I never know with you. 

    Ill be wearing plaid and stripes as usual.

    I was planning to go relatively incognito. Should either you or Bitters get up to your usual shenanigans, I want to be able to make a quick getaway by blending into the crowd should the need arise.

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    i'll be turning up in my fred perry tennis whites. that way i won't need to get changed before attending the glen iris ladies tennis gala evening later. i like to get off to an early start these days. 

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    24 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i'll be turning up in my fred perry tennis whites. that way i won't need to get changed before attending the glen iris ladies tennis gala evening later. i like to get off to an early start these days. 

    I'll leave the response to this to the likes of Bitter, Biff, and Moonie.

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i'll be turning up in my fred perry tennis whites. that way i won't need to get changed before attending the glen iris ladies tennis gala evening later. i like to get off to an early start these days. 

    Looking for fresh meat dc?

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    9 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Looking for fresh meat dc?

    The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape.

    I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

     

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    9 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The last time DC seduced a younger woman they made a sex tape.

    I believe they called them silent movies in those days.

     

    Arrgh Biffen - back from the dead apparently! Rumour has it that as a result of the Gat closing you are opening a house of ill repute  new business venture near a major regional centre. Is this true? Could you possibly survive the aroma of gum trees?

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    33 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Looking for fresh meat dc?

    still deciding whether to wear the striped tennis blazer or the spiffy cable knit sweater with the red'n'blue striped collar that one of the old dears knitted for me

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    still deciding whether to wear the striped tennis blazer or the spiffy cable knit sweater with the red'n'blue striped collar that one of the old dears knitted for me

    You are a shameless cad dc!

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    5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    still deciding whether to wear the striped tennis blazer or the spiffy cable knit sweater with the red'n'blue striped collar that one of the old dears knitted for me

    Why not double your chances and wear both?

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    13 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

    Why not double your chances and wear both?

    now mable, really, where is your sense of class. the cable knit is far too bulky to wear both, and i suspect, even on its own, too stifling for a pleasant autumnal day in melburnia, so the blazer it is, sans cravat

     

     

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    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You are a shameless cad dc!

    please, bbo, spare me the adulation and fawning, it doesn't befit my modesty

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    6 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    now mable, really, where is your sense of class. the cable knit is far too bulky to wear both, and i suspect, even on its own, too stifling for a pleasant autumnal day in melburnia, so the blazer it is, sans cravat

     

     

    Going with the fashion forward approach, I see. Are you sure the Glen Iris ladies can handle your sense of adventure DC?

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    35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You are a shameless cad dc!

    I've always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

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    Just now, Maple Demon said:

    Going with the fashion forward approach, I see. Are you sure the Glen Iris ladies can handle your sense of adventure DC?

    after i flatter them and purloin their glasses, mable, they are putty in my hands. i would never attempt bbo's adventurous approach however. it might work in frontier villages like romsey but not with glen iris gals.

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    1 minute ago, picket fence said:

    Ive always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

    Are you sure you really want Uncle Bitter to tell us all what he finds spine-tingling? We may not be able to recover from the mental image it gives us.

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    1 minute ago, Maple Demon said:

    Are you sure you really want Uncle Bitter to tell us all what he finds spine-tingling? We may not be able to recover from the mental image it gives us.

    I do,! I reckon Uncle Bitters has more skeletons in the closet than "10 Rillington Place"! Gee that might stretch a few memories??!

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    2 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I do,! I reckon Uncle Bitters has more skeletons in the closet than "10 Rillington Place"! Gee that might stretch a few memories??!

    You are a braver soul than I.

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    31 minutes ago, picket fence said:

    I've always had a thing about "Lady Penelope" Uncle Bitters, Spine tingling stuff don't you agree!??

    MMmm, I suspected you were the type who would be into dolls picket. (Not that I have any moral objections to that you understand)

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