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10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Unfortunately Maple I will be away this austere weekend renewing my spiritual roots and restoring my tarnished faith. Bless. Thus, I will leave the beer soaked, politically incorrect abuse throwing at the G to Bitters and Biffen for now. 

You are headed for Jerusalem Moons? The Stations of the Cross next Friday? 

 
29 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're going to a monastery? not with stuie i hope? or is that double talk for going into rehab, moonie?

Walk with me dc. You are not alone.

 
9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you're scaring me, moonie

Be brave dc. Uncle Bitters is scarier. On that you can bet your first born

19 hours ago, Redleg said:

I'd imagine Shiel, Griffen, Ward, Smith, Coniglio if fit, Greene, Kelly, Whitfield, Palmer, Hoskin-Elliott are the main guys. They may throw in a high salaried, ordinary footballer, just to get the Dees fans going, if they have some injuries.

Now. A polite warning. Skirting with peril Red as we make NO mention of certain ones ;)

(edit...bloody phones...lol )

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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

Now. A polite warning. Skirting with peril Red as we make NO mention of certain ones ;)

(edit...bloody phones...lol )

I know what WJ was trying to get me to do. 

On 21/03/2016 at 1:03 PM, Redleg said:

Sorry to mention footy on this thread fellas, but it is back for us on saturday.  Boy do we need to start the season well.

and  i think we will, i hope

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Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed!

I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!!

Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

 
32 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed!

I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!!

Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

They must not have been ready for your level of enlightenment BBO.

3 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

They must not have been ready for your level of enlightenment BBO.

You are a national treasure Mable. I hope the people of your native Cameroon recognise this!


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well good evening one and all. As usual today finds your Uncle Bitter in a positive mood and fine spirits. I hope you all are as satisfied with the world as myself. I had a very uplifting morning at the Romsey Bible reading class ( The Lads booked me in) and I must say I feel cleansed and renewed!

I must add though, that, as an upright citizen of this fine board, I am surprised that some of my recent well meaning and informative posts have been either deleted or censored!!

Apparently there are Philistines and vandals among our fair number.

such desecration of your artistic treasures reminds me of what isis did to palmyra, bbo

i wonder if you might be able to retrieve them from the way-back machine on the web. they should be preserved for posterity

on the other hand, they were a bit of tosh if one was sober 

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

such desecration of your artistic treasures reminds me of what isis did to palmyra, bbo

i wonder if you might be able to retrieve them from the way-back machine on the web. they should be preserved for posterity

on the other hand, they were a bit of tosh if one was sober 

I am afraid that the world is driving me to an existence where one is rarely sober.

Bitters, the finer styling and intricate musings of your posts are lost upon many in authority on this forum, (perhaps Dr Dick Hopping excluded). You might put yourself forward as a voluntary mod supervisor, another community service to add to your long list.

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17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Bitters, the finer styling and intricate musings of your posts are lost upon many in authority on this forum, (perhaps Dr Dick Hopping excluded). You might put yourself forward as a voluntary mod supervisor, another community service to add to your long list.

Moonie, I assume you are aware of the relationship between the words moderator and moderation.

I raise this not because of any concern that Uncle Bitters might be considered too immoderate in his many (ahem) tastes and behaviours but for the very opposite reason: to identify the possibility – fear, I suppose – that he might end up abandoning his immoderations altogether.

Do you really want that sort of future for Demonland?

 

 


Good Doctor I see your point but I think you might be overestimating Bitter's ability to moderate to any real effect. Mostly he'd be correcting poor English and encouraging jolly good floggings. He is never moderate. 

11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i agree. spare the rod and spoil the brat. bitters is obviously in denial of his immoderations

I'd say something about BBO never sparing his rod but that pocketbook Freudian, Moonie would take it the wrong way.

11 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Good Doctor I see your point but I think you might be overestimating Bitter's ability to moderate to any real effect. Mostly he'd be correcting poor English and encouraging jolly good floggings. He is never moderate. 

A question of whether I'm overestimating or you're underestimating, Mr Shadow. Of course I'd like to think Uncle Bitters would confine himself to the techniques of correction he's familiar with, but I can't help but worry that one way or another he'll get ahead of himself. Then there'd be two of him, a situation surely to be feared.

While many appear to be having their bit of fun at their Uncle's expense I have been (fruitlessly) trying to track down Biffen - the most immoderate of all.

I allowed him to borrow some ..err ..specialist equipment of mine which has not been returned as agreed. He has subsequently boldly informed all that he attended a teenagers birthday party.

Now put those two facts together and you can see the urgency of my search.

Please have him contact me immediately.

BTW. Who is attending on Saturday?

 

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

While many appear to be having their bit of fun at their Uncle's expense I have been (fruitlessly) trying to track down Biffen - the most immoderate of all.

I allowed him to borrow some ..err ..specialist equipment of mine which has not been returned as agreed. He has subsequently boldly informed all that he attended a teenagers birthday party.

Now put those two facts together and you can see the urgency of my search.

Please have him contact me immediately.

BTW. Who is attending on Saturday?

 

Why would you do this in the first place?

You must either be a very, very rich man or you already have a substantial reserve of disinfectant.


6 minutes ago, Choke said:

Why would you do this in the first place?

You must either be a very, very rich man or you already have a substantial reserve of disinfectant.

Incorrect Choke! I am simply an overgenerous soul who just goes out of his way to help others out but is often taken advantage of.

PS. Yes I am very rich but I am quite modest about having a lavish property and driving a simple Merc.

22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You are a national treasure Mable. I hope the people of your native Cameroon recognise this!

Thanks Uncle Bitter.

Your navigation is a wee bit off. You went kind of askew after the Ca. Been enjoying a bit of that hollistic fruit juice again?

I'll be attending the game. After all it is part of my annual ritual to see how far away I am from the ground before I spot your outlandish attire.

By the by, what should I be looking out for on Saturday?

 

Uncle Bitter, I found a present for you and the lads! It is a 1.2 metre tall inflatable J. Hogan doll. Tried to attach a pic but the file was too big

1 hour ago, Maple Demon said:

I'll be attending the game. After all it is part of my annual ritual to see how far away I am from the ground before I spot your outlandish attire.

By the by, what should I be looking out for on Saturday?

Well I don't want to disclose my choice of outfit as there are petty souls out there who will rush of to imitate me.

However, dare  I ask Mable  Mable ,will you be wearing traditional Cameroonian attire? It is rather fetching I must say!


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