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On 7 February 2016 at 7:00 PM, old dee said:

Episode 2.

No.1 GD demanded to be taken to Pa's this afternoon for a banana split.

Now if I can only get her this interested in the Dees.

So OD, is there any trick to your recipe?  Do you serve it cold, or maybe microwave first?  What toppings?  Please share. 

 
24 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

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This basketball league is absolutely clean. It caters for Under 12 basketballers and young Petracca scored two points.

And note - he wears #5.

So you're trying to tell us that Petracca masqueraded as an 11 year old playing basketball?

 
1 hour ago, bjDee said:

So OD, is there any trick to your recipe?  Do you serve it cold, or maybe microwave first?  What toppings?  Please share. 

Bananas with a little bit of this and little bit of that!

This and That...

Which aisles ?


1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

This and That...

Which aisles ?

Arr but then you would know my recipe bb

3 hours ago, old dee said:

Arr but then you would know my recipe bb

Well that was the bloody idea ;)

3 hours ago, old dee said:

Arr but then you would know my recipe bb

I can see it now -- a chain of ice cream parlours years into the future, with the slogan "Based on Old Dee's secret banana split recipe, handed down from one generation to another ... " :):lol:

 

Sadly R and B I seriously doubt that. If my GD remembers them when she is 30 I will be very happy

Just now, old dee said:

Sadly R and B I seriously doubt that. If my GD remembers them when she is 30 I will be very happy

You would be surprised what kids remember (or maybe you wouldn't ... :))


23 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I can see it now -- a chain of ice cream parlours years into the future, with the slogan "Based on Old Dee's secret banana split recipe, handed down from one generation to another ... " :):lol:

Shhh you will give BBO and Biff more ideas on how to make a fast buck or two.

This kind of thing never ends well.

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Shhh you will give BBO and Biff more ideas on how to make a fast buck or two.

This kind of thing never ends well.

The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail? :lol::)

8 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail? :lol::)

Easily!

I assume there'll be plenty of noisy celebrations on this thread later tonight at the ascension of Bananaby Joyce to the leadership of the Notional Party.

3 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

I assume there'll be plenty of noisy celebrations on this thread later tonight at the ascension of Bananaby Joyce to the leadership of the Notional Party.

As in "That's a joke, Joyce"? :unsure::)


3 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

I assume there'll be plenty of noisy celebrations on this thread later tonight at the ascension of Bananaby Joyce to the leadership of the Notional Party.

well he is a country member ^_^

no doubt all our many country members on dl will rejoyce

8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well he is a country member ^_^

no doubt all our many country members on dl will rejoyce

Yes, I remember! :lol:

I don't mind Barnaby. He is rare amongst pollies he quite often says what he thinks.

 

49 minutes ago, old dee said:

I don't mind Barnaby. He is rare amongst pollies he quite often says what he thinks.

 

OD surely you meant that he says it before he thinks! Positively scary to think he could be in charge if something happened to No 1. 

9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

OD surely you meant that he says it before he thinks! Positively scary to think he could be in charge if something happened to No 1. 

Scarier than having Tony Abbott in charge for a couple of years? Not sure about that ... :):lol: Besides, anyone who goes after Johnny Depp's rabid mutts can't be all bad ... 


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1 hour ago, old dee said:

I don't mind Barnaby. He is rare amongst pollies he quite often says what he thinks.

 

But does he think before he says it?

1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Yes, I remember! :lol:

 So do we all. It's his most memorable attribute.

8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

But does he think before he says it?

Not sure that it would make much difference ... :lol:

 
36 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

OD surely you meant that he says it before he thinks! Positively scary to think he could be in charge if something happened to No 1. 

you wan't scary, earl, just wait till donald trump runs the world

if we could survive scary kevin707 (and his own party called him worse) i think ol' barnaby wouldn't be too scary

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you wan't scary, earl, just wait till donald trump runs the world

if we could survive scary kevin707 (and his own party called him worse) i think ol' barnaby wouldn't be too scary

True DC there is nothing scarier than the thought of President D Trump! 


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