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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes ..well thank you Red. However, at the moment I realize that it is my credit card I need to keep a better grip on. The squeeze just announced she has booked a weekend in Cantberra for us.

Apparently there is a display of pictures by some fellow Robert or Roberts who draws sheep and shearing sheds!!

FMD. I hope it's not Special Robert!!

Ah yes, I understand that his Magnum Opus is the delightfully named "Ramming the Shears". Enjoy!

 
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And a banana and cinnamon smoothie today, I am on a roll.

 
3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And a banana and cinnamon smoothie today, I am on a roll.

Adding cinnamon sounds like a great way to spoil a smoothie to me.

But then I am not big on cinnamon in anything.

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1 minute ago, old dee said:

Adding cinnamon sounds like a great way to spoil a smoothie to me.

But then I am not big on cinnamon in anything.

It was delicious.


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

It was delicious.

I am glad you enjoyed it.

On 21/1/2016 at 11:27 AM, Redleg said:

Your marriage appears to be going off the rails. Take control man. You are the train driver, don't let the conductor drive the train.  

On a happier note for my marriage, Mrs. Redleg and myself just had a couple of banana smoothies with our breakfast up here on the Gold Coast. Looks like things are on the up. 

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

There are not many things more important than morning Coffee Bbo.

I would think your stocks would be at an all time high right now.

 
5 minutes ago, old dee said:

There are not many things more important than morning Coffee Bbo.

I would think your stocks would be at an all time high right now.

Well.... there is one thing OD and repairing the coffee machine has vastly improved the likelihood of that occurring!!! (there are however, no certainties)

18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

You're a better man than me bitters. My wife would say the only thing that makes me a handyman is that I live in the same house. I am useful with left handed screwdrivers though.


8 minutes ago, pineapple dee said:

You're a better man than me bitters. My wife would say the only thing that makes me a handyman is that I live in the same house. I am useful with left handed screwdrivers though.

No shame in that pineapple - I'm a better man than most. Just imagine if I started one of those tweetering accounts!! Lord only knows how many followers I'd attract!!

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35 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you lost your marbles Red!! A fellow could get a jolly good flogging for getting out of step as it were.

In any event, my stocks are very high atm!! Good old bitters the handyman managed to repair the squeeze's precious coffee machine!

So you are handy with the Nespresso machines. You are a man of many talents. 

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

So you are handy with the Nespresso machines. You are a man of many talents. 

It's a Breville, but otherwise and in all modesty, I agree with you Red.

47 minutes ago, Redleg said:

So you are handy with the Nespresso machines. You are a man of many talents. 

I don't think that is in question Mr. Leg.

However some of them may not be desirable in a polite society.

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42 minutes ago, old dee said:

I don't think that is in question Mr. Leg.

However some of them may not be desirable in a polite society.

Well it takes all types.


1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No shame in that pineapple - I'm a better man than most. Just imagine if I started one of those tweetering accounts!! Lord only knows how many followers I'd attract!!

Mostly deviates, crooks, charlatans and po rn industry types, I'd imagine. Lucky bloke

2 hours ago, old dee said:

I don't think that is in question Mr. Leg.

However some of them may not be desirable in a polite society.

Since when is Demonland polite society? :lol::) (present company excepted, of course :wacko:)

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17 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Since when is Demonland polite society? :lol::) (present company excepted, of course :wacko:)

It is polite society on this thread,unlike some others, where the abuse is so unedifying. 

41 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It is polite society on this thread,unlike some others, where the abuse is so unedifying. 

Agree. That's why I often come to this thread to find out what's going on at Melbourne.

I always get a polite response and people are always so concerned about my welfare.

 

 

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

It is polite society on this thread,unlike some others, where the abuse is so unedifying. 

Oh I did not know BBO has been banned again!


2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Oh I did not know BBO has been banned again!

Very funny Fl  ogg  er!! As a reward, I shall be kind to you for the rest of today.

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7 hours ago, The Great Pretender said:

Agree. That's why I often come to this thread to find out what's going on at Melbourne.

I always get a polite response and people are always so concerned about my welfare.

 

 

Speaking of which, how are you?

7 hours ago, The Great Pretender said:

Agree. That's why I often come to this thread to find out what's going on at Melbourne.

I always get a polite response and people are always so concerned about my welfare.

 

 

Personally speaking GP, I couldn't give a rat's hat about your welfare.

 

Just finished a banana ice cream probably no  banana in it but tasted fabulous.


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