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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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12 hours ago, old dee said:

He has gone for an older one this time around Bbo.

Perhaps not as much is required

I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

    Not wit, charm and intelligence, obviously. Must be looks.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

    i believe he is well endowed, bitters.......................................with money

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    52 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i believe he is well endowed, bitters.......................................with money

    Beat me by 51 minutes dc

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    55 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

    Not very complimentary towards your missus there Bitters. You'll need your own relationship counselling services if you keep that up.

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    1 hour ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Not wit, charm and intelligence, obviously. Must be looks.

    Thank you Doctor, I have previously enjoyed the benefits of your appreciation of my talents.

    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i believe he is well endowed, bitters.......................................with money

    How very sordid and cynical of you dc to imply that there is no place for love.

    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not very complimentary towards your missus there Bitters. You'll need your own relationship counselling services if you keep that up.

    I am not so selfish as to limit myself Moonie. In fact, I must confess, I have carried a torch for Jerry ( after I finally got over Doris Day) and was tempted to contact her after her break up with Mick. I reckoned an invite to Romsey Manor and a chance to meet the Lads would have been wonderful consolation for her. Alas other sensitive matters intruded at that time.

    Arrh well as Doris said Que Sera Sera.

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    18 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Very sad news but I must say, I was never into Bowie.

    The other big news of the day came as a bit of a shock.

    Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall - wow.

    No shock with Jerry and Rupert, they have been an item for a few months. 

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    Rupert better make Jerry get a Melbourne membership.

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    58 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thank you Doctor, I have previously enjoyed the benefits of your appreciation of my talents.

    How very sordid and cynical of you dc to imply that there is no place for love.

    I am not so selfish as to limit myself Moonie. In fact, I must confess, I have carried a torch for Jerry ( after I finally got over Doris Day) and was tempted to contact her after her break up with Mick. I reckoned an invite to Romsey Manor and a chance to meet the Lads would have been wonderful consolation for her. Alas other sensitive matters intruded at that time.

    Arrh well as Doris said Que Sera Sera.

    "Sordid and cynical" on Demonland Bbo surly you are mistaken!

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You'd reckon Rupe would be ordering Viagra by the Pallet.

    Another solid business opportunity for you BBO.  

    Or why not a Essendon FC drug cheat Councillor?    

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    Wow......Eight threads about the Essendon crap........Might stop coming here for a while

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    1 minute ago, Bossdog said:

    Wow......Eight threads about the Essendon crap........Might stop coming here for a while

    No, you can always come here. 

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    17 minutes ago, Bossdog said:

    Wow......Eight threads about the Essendon crap........Might stop coming here for a while

    Not a lot else happening Boss and get used to it.

    It will be with us for years to come.

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    We could talk about how many games the MFC could win in 2016?

    OD has predicted 10 wins but will not divulge which games they will be.

    After reviewing the fixtures I can only feel certain about 5 wins but predict 8 wins for the season. As the MFC still has a very ordinary players list and is unable to win two or more games in a row.

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    We could talk about how many games the MFC could win in 2016?

    OD has predicted 10 wins but will not divulge which games they will be.

    After reviewing the fixtures I can only feel certain about 5 wins but predict 8 wins for the season. As the MFC still has a very ordinary players list and is unable to win two or more games in a row.

    I don't agree DF the list is now better than " very ordinary" it has improved substantially  over 2015 and we will win 10 games.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    I don't agree DF the list is now better than " very ordinary" it has improved substantially  over 2015 and we will win 10 games.

    I'd be happy if you underestimated by 20%, which would put us into the finals.

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    Another solid business opportunity for you BBO.  

    Or why not a Essendon FC drug cheat Councillor?    

     

    Always a pleasure to hear from my old mate Fl  og, however, i wish to make it clear that I do not intend standing for Local Government.

     

     

     

    "Sordid and cynical" on Demonland Bbo surly you are mistaken!

    I take your point OD - it's just that I like to think that I can do "sordid" better than anyone.

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    I take your point OD - it's just that I like to think that I can do "sordid" better than anyone.

    you make a compelling argument, bitters. hard to argue against that

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    Always a pleasure to hear from my old mate Fl  og, however, i wish to make it clear that I do not intend standing for Local Government.

     

     

    I take your point OD - it's just that I like to think that I can do "sordid" better than anyone.

    It appears that I have spent too many years in that industry BBO! 

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    I don't agree DF the list is now better than " very ordinary" it has improved substantially  over 2015 and we will win 10 games.

    I am afraid you have lost me with this comment OD, as the MFC could not even beat a depleted Drugs Lord team in 2015 and I am not going to comment about the 2 x St Kilda or Carlton losses.I can not even remember when the MFC last won two or more games in a row?

    Although my hart wants to agree with your estimate OD I am afraid my head is still telling me we still have a very ordinary team in 2016.

    However I would be more than delighted to be proven wrong with my prediction.

     

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    I am afraid you have lost me with this comment OD, as the MFC could not even beat a depleted Drugs Lord team in 2015 and I am not going to comment about the 2 x St Kilda or Carlton losses.I can not even remember when the MFC last won two or more games in a row?

    Although my hart wants to agree with your estimate OD I am afraid my head is still telling me we still have a very ordinary team in 2016.

    However I would be more than delighted to be proven wrong with my prediction.

     

    Prepare to be humble!

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    There is a "tell all' article in today's Age featuring our very own Dr. John Dee. That fact that our good Doctor is famous for being an alchemist and conjurer explains much. I have cancelled my planned visit to Hopping Dick's Creek.

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