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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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9 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

CBF ,   " shoe kudai oh tet Sudai mas Ka ??????

Domo Arigato. Sayonara.

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    12 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    Merry Christmas to all and sundry, 

    I'm currently waiting out the front of my local KFC, ready to pick up my bucket of chicken. Such is the way of celebrating Christmas in Nippon.

    Yeah I read about that ..The Colonel is huge on Xmas day. 

    Just having a "Banff" coffee....Kahlua coffee with whiskey infused cream. Just thawing out before we tuck into our Christmas feast.. Kanuck style :)

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Yeah I read about that ..The Colonel is huge on Xmas day. 

    Just having a "Banff" coffee....Kahlua coffee with whiskey infused cream. Just thawing out before we tuck into our Christmas feast.. Kanuck style :)

    How are the huskies?

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    How are the huskies?

    Not bad with a little Chianti 

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Domo Arigato. Sayonara.

    You would have gotten higher marks by inserting 'Mr. Roboto' at the end of that sentence. 

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    8 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    I do concede my Japanese needs a bit of work. 

    The word 'work' would suggest you had put the prerequisite effort in to learn some in the first place. The stuff you posted sounded like it came from someone who had licked a hallucinogenic toad. 

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    Happy new year to one and all.

    May 2016 be the year of the banana plant.

     

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    2 hours ago, Colin B. Flaubert said:

    You would have gotten higher marks by inserting 'Mr. Roboto' at the end of that sentence. 

    You live and learn.

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    Does anyone know when BBO is due to come off rehab?

     

     

    Edited by DemonFrog

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    35 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Does anyone know when BBO is due to come of rehab?

     

     

    2018

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Does anyone know when BBO is due to come of rehab?

     

     

    if you mean suspension, i'm not sure

    as for rehab, i'm afraid that is a life long commitment for him. one day off the meds could be curtains

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    Rehab is ongoing for life. Suspension is over in the new year I believe. I heard a rumour that Stuie is his new bff.

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    Hang in there BBO, it is worth it.

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    Is the any truth to the rumour that BBO was traded to BomberBiltz ?

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is the any truth to the rumour that BBO was traded to BomberBiltz ?

    Back yard blitz more like it Toady

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Back yard blitz more like it Toady

    That sounds like a lot of work for poor old BBO.

     

     

     

     

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    I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants.

    At least BBO has not been wasting his time.

    The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants.

    At least BBO has not been wasting his time.

    The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

    Bet you he has the local govt involved in his business ventures as well. Nothing like a grant to get the wheels of the economy running again.

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I believe he is opening a refugee centre/exploitation camp for gullible immigrants.

    At least BBO has not been wasting his time.

    The wheels of commerce are turning again in Romsey.

    Is Romsey the Kings Cross of Victoria?

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Is Romsey the Kings Cross of Victoria?

    Not as interesting DF.

    Unless you know the right perverts.

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    Greats news !

    The MFC remains undefeated in 2016.

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    2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Greats news !

    The MFC remains undefeated in 2016.

    Think we might all be a bit happier with our team this year.

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    Happy new year to all .

    In the spirit of renewal I believe our resident degenerate from Romsey is due to regale us with his misdeeds soon.Does anyone know his whereabouts or the terms of his ostracism.I would have thought his month in Coventry had passed by now?

     

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    Well well Biff - I have been renewed.   A new man, an upright citizen ready to selflessly contribute to the greater good of society.My first New Year's Reso is to shed some kilograms. However, due to some previous misunderstandings, I am persona non grata  at all nearby gymnasia. So I have dusted off the treadly and purchased some new spandex. I have already attracted some envious glances around the village. I do cut a rather dashing figure if I do say so myself.

    I have also decided to look for a new vocation in life. During my recent treatments, I met some quite delightful psychoanalysts,psychologists in general and a myriad of counsellors. So Uncle Bitter is planning to reinvent himself as a relationship or marriage counsellor. I have had quite a bit to do with other peoples' marriages over the years so I am quite confident that I can make an impact.

    Doing good is my new motto!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic
    typo

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    Most marriages end in divorce.

    I see this latest entrepreneurial venture from Romsey may have commercial potential.

    Particularly if you are both cause and solution to mist of the issues at hand.I wish you every success

    I can forward a copy of the Ashley Madison  mailing list to help with connecting you to the right market.

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