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Just like we were last week? Don't count your chickens before BBO flogs himself, or something ... :)

The difference I think is between the ears R and B

I think they have that in spades pity their actually a ability is a bit less.

On the other hand our ability between the ears is Fairy Floss.

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The difference I think is between the ears R and B

I think they have that in spades pity their actually a ability is a bit less.

On the other hand our ability between the ears is Fairy Floss.

True. but it was something more substantial against Geelong ...

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correct. it's not over until the fat man flogs himself

He may not be fat (depending upon your definition), but fl oggling himself is certainly a daily ritual, it would appear. His missus has protest far and wide to no avail. Poor woman. A burden she must endure.

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True. but it was something more substantial against Geelong ...

We have a day out two or three times a year the rest is crap.

On top of that Geelong are nothing much in 2015 they are on the slide. Most teams seem to be able to beat them these days. With every passing week our victory down there looks less wonderful.

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We have a day out two or three times a year the rest is crap.

On top of that Geelong are nothing much in 2015 they are on the slide. Most teams seem to be able to beat them these days. With every passing week our victory down there looks less wonderful.

Maybe so. I guess it will come as no surprise to you that I focus on the part of the glass that has water in it. Maybe it is only about 20% full at the moment, but that is where I choose to look.

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Maybe so. I guess it will come as no surprise to you that I focus on the part of the glass that has water in it. Maybe it is only about 20% full at the moment, but that is where I choose to look.

not much in there even mine has more than 20%.

But then I am a positive sort of guy

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not much in there even mine has more than 20%.

But then I am a positive sort of guy

Whoa! Don't tell me that you are hitting the giddy heights of 30%! Maybe even 35%! :):lol::blink::rolleyes:

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I don't understand all these fox type faces and [censored] that follow a post! Can someone please explain? And I don't expect either Maureen Hanson or OD to do so.

i'm sure a giant of intellect like your good self could work it out if it bothered you

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I don't understand all these fox type faces and [censored] that follow a post! Can someone please explain? And I don't expect either Maureen Hanson or OD to do so.

Gee thanks for the company you just put me in Bbo

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Can we be partially silly and settle on 25%? :) :)

half of half a glass. i love it, such beautiful proportionality

it's also 1/4 and 4 is a motzkin number and the first positive non-fibonacci number as well as being an all-harshad number and a semi-meandric number

there was also four noble truths, four earthly elements, four heavenly kings and four stages of enlightenment

unfortunately 4 is also the chinese homonym for death

25% also means we should win 5 or 6 games his year and i thunk you might be on the money

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half of half a glass. i love it, such beautiful proportionality

it's also 1/4 and 4 is a motzkin number and the first positive non-fibonacci number as well as being an all-harshad number and a semi-meandric number

there was also four noble truths, four earthly elements, four heavenly kings and four stages of enlightenment

unfortunately 4 is also the chinese homonym for death

Wow! I didn't know about 4 of those ... :) (BTW you left out the four winds, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, the four colour theorem, the four-square theorem, the four-letter name of God, the four matriachs, the four evangelists, the four archangels, the four calling birds, 4/4 time. the four runs you get for hitting the fence, the fantastic four and lots of four-letter words :blink::lol::o )

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Wow! I didn't know about 4 of those ... :) (BTW you left out the four winds, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, the four colour theorem, the four-square theorem, the four-letter name of God, the four matriachs, the four evangelists, the four archangels, the four calling birds, 4/4 time. the four runs you get for hitting the fence, the fantastic four and lots of four-letter words :blink::lol::o )

shucks r&b, i had to leave some morsels for you :wub:

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Wow! I didn't know about 4 of those ... :) (BTW you left out the four winds, the four horsemen of the apocalypse, the four colour theorem, the four-square theorem, the four-letter name of God, the four matriachs, the four evangelists, the four archangels, the four calling birds, 4/4 time. the four runs you get for hitting the fence, the fantastic four and lots of four-letter words :blink::lol::o )

p.s. don't forget the try in thugby and the 4 premiership points for a win though that is a sore point n'est ce pas?

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p.s. don't forget the try in thugby and the 4 premiership points for a win though that is a sore point n'est ce pas? :o

Yoda said that there is no try, though .... :lol::blink: And four premiership points for win? What is that all about? :rolleyes::rolleyes::blink::cool: (for BBO's benefit, I just managed to get a "too many emoticons" message trying to post this!)

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Yoda said that there is no try, though .... :lol::blink: And four premiership points for win? What is that all about? :rolleyes::rolleyes::blink::cool: (for BBO's benefit, I just managed to get a "too many emoticons" message trying to post this!)

yes, grasshopper, yoda was correct (and the video review referee confirmed)

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