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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Was it snowing that day or was it just dandruff,spittle and sweat pouring off the specimen?

Please don't mention the fungal issue again Biffen. It's not really my fault.

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    Anyway goodnight sh iteheads . I have other matters to attend to!

    Wear latex gloves.

    It helps with blisters.

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    You know this for a fact Jizz?

    The control sample was a leather glove.

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    anyone got a good 'bullet proof f'n easy for silly ol buggers like me for........banana muffins ?

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    FMD ! Even you have lost the plot bb. We're done!

    i thought bananas was ALWAYS the plot ?? ...must have got the wrong dang memo.......again

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    FMD ! Even you have lost the plot bb. We're done!

    There's enough dementia here to forgive the [censored].

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    There's enough dementia here to forgive the [censored].

    what were we talking about ...... :wacko:

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    Did someone finally say the word banana?

    :o:o:o:o

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    I am away for a few weeks, so keep up the good work guys.

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    You know this for a fact Jizz?

    Kid next door that milk's me chitter's told me.

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    I am away for a few weeks, so keep up the good work guys.

    We've carried you this far.

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    I am away for a few weeks, so keep up the good work guys.

    Can I come too?

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    Can I come too?

    Welcome back OD.

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    I am away for a few weeks, so keep up the good work guys.

    Work or pleasure, Redleg? If it is the latter, have a great time!

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    Not one recipe.....useless lot :rolleyes:

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    Not one recipe.....useless lot :rolleyes:

    First take one banana ...........................

    Hmm cannot remember the rest

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    First take one banana ...........................

    Hmm cannot remember the rest

    What you have found some bananas?

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    I am away for a few weeks, so keep up the good work guys.

    Leave application

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    What you have found some bananas?

    i got two...a little brown... ready for cooking :)

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    First take one banana ...........................

    Hmm cannot remember the rest

    hardly surprises me Old...just saying !!! :)

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    hardly surprises me Old...just saying !!! :)

    Sadly accurate

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    Sadly accurate

    Havent heard from you for ages.

    New skin transplant?

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