The No T$ No B$ Thread

[jazza 1,323]

Do you think Jesse would be dumb enough to get a trash tatt or chinese writing,OR the big Southern Cross ?

[daisycutter 28,709]

Do you think Jesse would be dumb enough to get a trash tatt or chinese writing,OR the big Southern Cross ?

nah, he's too smart to fall for that

he'd probably go for the tribal stuff or maybe the pirate stuff

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

you sleep whilst time moves?

How come you were off the drugs long enough to work that out?

[Moonshadow 16,515]

Get Gus to the Ink parlour pronto!

I want to see some Ink.

When you have a ten or twelve year future in the AFL it doesn't really matter what the corporate system says about face/neck/sleeve tatts or job prospects.

He is an AFL mid-fielder ,bon fide, and he needs to start colouring himself in like one.

Hurry up Jonesy!

Biff would you still pine for him if he had a tatt that said 'I love mum' or a pic of tweety bird, or maybe a quote from Micky M, eg, "the earth moves slow, but the ox is patient"?

[jazza 1,323]

How come you were off the drugs long enough to work that out?

Calving season yet?

[Biffen 12,450]

How come you were off the drugs long enough to work that out?

If you call 10 seconds a long time ,then i managed to abstain for that long.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

I dare not ask if the salesperson involved in the merc transaction was working on commission.

What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.

[Biffen 12,450]

Biff would you still pine for him if he had a tatt that said 'I love mum' or a pic of tweety bird, or maybe a quote from Micky M, eg, "the earth moves slow, but the ox is patient"?

Just a fiery naked she-devil ,covered in flames ,a trident,some snakes,some indecipherable crud,some shhity latin/chinese script,a dagger and a Demonic figure across the forehead.

Nothing weird.

[Moonshadow 16,515]

Btw, I just found the word 'pyne' online in uban dictionary...

"TOP DEFINITION

Pyne

In Australia, one of the most insulting words you can use. It is an acceptable replacement for most profane or derogatory terms.

Derived from education minister Christopher Pyne's name.

"Pyne off, you pyneing pynehole."

"The Australian government are a pyney useless bunch of pyneing pynes"."

[daisycutter 28,709]

What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.

what did you get for the 1953 merc trade-in on the 1995 merc, bbo?

[Biffen 12,450]

What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.

I own a collection of Mercedes Benz symbols taken from the bonnets of various different models over decades.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

what did you get for the 1953 merc trade-in on the 1995 merc, bbo?

Barbarian.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

I own a collection of Mercedes Benz symbols taken from the bonnets of various different models over decades.

To think of your sticky stained, chemically infected hands touching the precious symbol - ugh!

[daisycutter 28,709]

Barbarian.

hah, the kufar calls me a barbarian, a man of letters!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,049]

hah, the kufar calls me a barbarian, a man of letters!

There are only four different letters in Cutto ...

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

I'm done with you cretins! The squeeze is going to give me a massage while we watch a movie (don't care which one as I've just opened a free Heathcote Shiraz) . Ergo you can all GAGF!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,049]

To think of your sticky stained, chemically infected hands touching the precious symbol - ugh!

After your shirtless display against the Tigers the other night, the thought of your arse on the leather seats is not a pretty one either ....

[jazza 1,323]

I'm done with you cretins! The squeeze is going to give me a massage while we watch a movie (don't care which one as I've just opened a free Heathcote Shiraz) . Ergo you can all GAGF!

Best grog in the world is always the free.

[Earl Hood 5,851]

What a bunch of crude ruffians I find myself associating with on Demonland. Do any of you plebs ( lawyers who have Rollers excepted) own Mercs? Upgrading one's Merc is a dignified affair. When the new model is imminent an "associate" from the dealership invites one to lunch. This takes several hours and the vulgarities of money are barely mentioned - especially when it comes to paying the bill. After several such sessions one "upgrades" - all very civilised.

Yes I agree BBO I expect this is how it does take place for the aspirational classes who are apt to get ahead of themselve at times. Of course I leave these things to my best man who deals with the Bentley chap whenever there is a model upgrade. I personally prefer to not have lunches with these types but I understand your situation is different, what with being stuck up in the back blocks of Romsey.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

After your shirtless display against the Tigers the other night, the thought of your arse on the leather seats is not a pretty one either ....

How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain.

As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased.

Makes a long drive bareable.

[daisycutter 28,709]

How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain.

As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased.

Makes a long drive bareable.

haha, very good, bbo. I can't for the life of me imagine why someone would think you were some kind of pervert

[Red and Bluebeard 2,049]

How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain.

As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased.

Makes a long drive bareable.

I presume you have something in mind to say if you get stopped for a random breath test then (and I doubt South American marmoset seat covers is likely to get you very far)

[Dr John Dee 1,057]

How very vulgar of you R&B. However I must confess to driving with my trousers down. Now before any of you jump to the conclusion that I'm some sort of pervert, allow me to explain.

As you maybe aware, I have some connections in South America. This has allowed me to have my driver's seat hand crafted from the skins of hundreds of pygmy marmosets. They are cute and furry little creatures when alive but tan up to a very soft and sensuous leather when deceased.

Makes a long drive bareable.

I presume that this is your entry in the outrageously bad pun of the week competition and not some sort of mistake. We're polishing the trophy for you right now.

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Best grog in the world is always the free.

Not if you are the one who has to pay for it.

[Bitter but optimistic 21,560]

I presume that this is your entry in the outrageously bad pun of the week competition and not some sort of mistake. We're polishing the trophy for you right now.

Well picked up Doctor, however you are rather tight fisted. I would have thought outrageously bad pun of the month at least