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I recall learning that Elizabeth I had a bath once a month "whether she needed it or not" ...

Collingwood supporters would see no problem with that R and B.

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    I recall learning that Elizabeth I had a bath once a month "whether she needed it or not" ...

    nothing unusual in that

    there is only one bath (shared) in romsey and it's more than a month when your turn comes around

    mind you, queens in romsey get preferential treatment

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    imagine that room, red, when the fridge had been on the blink for a few days

    I suppose it would be a good place to meet people.

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    I suppose it would be a good place to meet people.

    Depends on the sort of person you want to meet. It sounds like it could be a medieval Gatwick ... :) :)

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    how is the diet going, red

    i'm losing weight and i'm not even dieting or exercising

    getting that tapeworm turned out to be a good move

    thanks biffo

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    nothing unusual in that

    there is only one bath (shared) in romsey and it's more than a month when your turn comes around

    mind you, queens in romsey get preferential treatment

    In the 18th century they washed clothes and linen with animal urine.

    Something that still happens today in Romsey.

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    In the 18th century they washed clothes and linen with animal urine.

    Something that still happens today in Romsey.

    also jazza, feudal japan was very short on fertilisers and soil was poor in nutrients

    all human waste was collected daily and spread over the fields

    no doggy bags then and walking the fields was a hazardous task

    early europeans (who smelt pretty bad themselves) described the awful stench of the countryside

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    also jazza, feudal japan was very short on fertilisers and soil was poor in nutrients

    all human waste was collected daily and spread over the fields

    no doggy bags then and walking the fields was a hazardous task

    early europeans (who smelt pretty bad themselves) described the awful stench of the countryside

    Might explain why i dont have grey hair as yet.

    And a beautiful complexion.

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    Day 3 jazza!

    Backwards at a fast rate of knots,Although humour has picked up and looking forward to sparring with thye plebs.

    Speaking of which,isnt it amazing how the poorer parts of farming society can at least pretend to travel overseas by going to asia.

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    how is the diet going, red

    i'm losing weight and i'm not even dieting or exercising

    getting that tapeworm turned out to be a good move

    thanks biffo

    While not sticking strictly to a Paleo diet I am eating less and drinking more water.

    I have some scales on holiday but they are not very accurate. Depends if you lean what it shows.

    Get home on Saturday and back onto regular scales and would expect a small loss.

    Might try and go a bit more caveman when I return. That doesn't mean belting the wife over the head with a club either, especially as I would be scared she would belt me back harder.

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    While not sticking strictly to a Paleo diet I am eating less and drinking more water.

    I have some scales on holiday but they are not very accurate. Depends if you lean what it shows.

    Get home on Saturday and back onto regular scales and would expect a small loss.

    Might try and go a bit more caveman when I return. That doesn't mean belting the wife over the head with a club either, especially as I would be scared she would belt me back harder.

    "drinking more water" There 's your problem Red!

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    Please note! We of Romsey's polite society will not be drawn into any puerile discussion of toilet or personal hygiene habits.

    Although, for those who have a genuine interest, I will note that the chronic fungal issue appears to be under control.

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    "drinking more water" There 's your problem Red!

    I'll have to cut down.

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    Although, for those who have a genuine interest, I will note that the chronic fungal issue appears to be under control.

    Has that helped with attracting the ladies?

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    Backwards at a fast rate of knots,Although humour has picked up and looking forward to sparring with thye plebs.

    Speaking of which,isnt it amazing how the poorer parts of farming society can at least pretend to travel overseas by going to asia.

    Told you so! Dairy farmers, govt subsidized, WAP!

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    Has that helped with attracting the ladies?

    Yes and no! Even I am wary of the ones who find a toothbrush growing between my toes erotic I need to speak to Lothario!

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    Yes and no! Even I am wary of the ones who find a toothbrush growing between my toes erotic I need to speak to Lothario!

    Wary, but still dating them.

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    While not sticking strictly to a Paleo diet I am eating less and drinking more water.

    I have some scales on holiday but they are not very accurate. Depends if you lean what it shows.

    Get home on Saturday and back onto regular scales and would expect a small loss.

    Might try and go a bit more caveman when I return. That doesn't mean belting the wife over the head with a club either, especially as I would be scared she would belt me back harder.

    Any loss Redleg? Were the holiday scales inaccurate?

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    Any loss Redleg? Were the holiday scales inaccurate?

    Exactly the same, so not too bad. Problem is, WJ is dragging me off to Chinese Restauarants and trying to sabotage me.

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    Exactly the same, so not too bad. Problem is, WJ is dragging me off to Chinese Restauarants and trying to sabotage me.

    I can imagine how much trouble he had.

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    I can imagine how much trouble he had.

    Trying or succeeding? :blink:

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