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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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DF is from the west bb

between you and me they are a little slow over there. The day is half over before most of them are out of bed.

That because our economy has to carry everyone.

33% of our GST stays in WA.

No wonder we need to sleep more,

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    That because our economy has to carry everyone.

    33% of our GST stays in WA.

    No wonder we need to sleep more,

    you can blame the NT, they get 566% - lol

    and technically it's not 33% of "your" gst, it's 33% of the national per capita gst

    still, i'd be pizzed off in your shoes

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    That because our economy has to carry everyone.

    33% of our GST stays in WA.

    No wonder we need to sleep more,

    We get way less than 100 as well DF.
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    you can blame the NT, they get 566% - lol

    and technically it's not 33% of "your" gst, it's 33% of the national per capita gst

    still, i'd be pizzed off in your shoes

    DC never let facts get in the way of a good rant

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    DC never let facts get in the way of a good rant

    That would fit in well at the EFC

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    I am calling for a Thread Tribunal to be held to discuss the processes of some thread members inability to select a date for Wong's within an acceptable period of time.

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    This was titled"discussing biffs sentence'.{note that biif has been photoshopped out of pic,but his comfort tissues made the cut]

    This was titled"discussing biffs sentence'.{note that biif has been photoshopped out of pic,but his comfort tissues made the cut]

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    That would fit in well at the EFC

    It what they all live by at the EFC.

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    3/4 of a day to the Rookie Draft, oh the tension.

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    3/4 of a day to the Rookie Draft, oh the tension.

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    3/4 of a day to the Rookie Draft, oh the tension.

    yes the excitement is positively palpable

    i might have to drink myself to sleep tonight

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    yes the excitement is positively palpable

    i might have to drink myself to sleep tonight

    What's different about tonight dc?
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    What's different about tonight dc?

    he might start earlier ( probably has )

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    The sex party went dismally

    Surprising really but we couldn't win over the boring Bible Belt around Burwood.

    We need a man with Age and verve for the next one.

    There are plent of you here with the first one covered.

    Damn! They probably only got my vote!

    yes the excitement is positively palpable

    i might have to drink myself to sleep tonight

    And it's never too early to start DC!

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    That because our economy has to carry everyone.

    33% of our GST stays in WA.

    No wonder we need to sleep more,

    Now I understand your ignorance Fl og! There is no money to teach you poor bastards basic spelling and grammar!!

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    Now I understand your ignorance Fl og! There is no money to teach you poor bastards basic spelling and grammar!!

    Wut r u saying?

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    2 hours and some minutes

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    Shane Warne is going to Phil Hughes funeral,just hope he doesnt pick up or twitter something stupid.

    Its his modus operandi to create a problem.

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    Shane Warne is going to Phil Hughes funeral,just hope he doesnt pick up or twitter something stupid.

    Its his modus operandi to create a problem.

    Mr Personality

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    Food Warnings

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    Be careful where you eat

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    Looks like wongs,or Biffs lab.

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    Oh thank God it is over I thought Mr. Leg was going to expire.

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    Looks like wongs,or Biffs lab.

    Budget cuts at Biff's Fine Eatery.

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