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Anyway I'm retiring for the evening for a game of chess with the lads. Seems as though only a little pressure found Red and Blue Fool wanting and... as for toilet boy... hopefully he's doing his tadpole thing at the bottom of an S bend. Lightweights are always at long odds!

My apologies Earl Hood for subjecting you to these yokels.

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    And .... unlike some ... I don't give a flying Farrck. As the great Paul Keating said (and I'm paraphrasing .. heavily) you are unlikely to be flogged to death by wet lettuce leaves.

    It was warm lettuce.

    You are all tip and no iceberg BBO. And you have more hide than an elephant....

    More PK gems. And I liked him describing Laurie Oaks as a cane toad.

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    My Lord! The "spit or swallow" debate is , of course, best left to your maids or Biff's girls at "the Gat". However, Demoneyes seems more the quaffer than sipper to me. I think you are according him far more respectability than is due. Nonetheless your opinion is is always highly valued - especially above the riff raff that I'm currently indulging.

    Is that big endian riff raff or little endian? Or is big endian riff raff the same as raff riff? :):)

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    Anyway I'm retiring for the evening for a game of chess with the lads. Seems as though only a little pressure found Red and Blue Fool wanting and... as for toilet boy... hopefully he's doing his tadpole thing at the bottom of an S bend. Lightweights are always at long odds!

    My apologies Earl Hood for subjecting you to these yokels.

    What pressure? :lol: Taking on alpacas at chess doesn't sound too daunting (unless they play chess Harry Potter style ... big endian indeed! :blink::blink: )

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    Looks the happy hour is in full swing again this evening.

    I think it is more like a full moon, OD, that has the natives howling :lol::lol:

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    I think it is more like a full moon, OD, that has the natives howling :lol::lol:

    Nothing wrong with a full moon.

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    Is that big endian riff raff or little endian? Or is big endian riff raff the same as raff riff? :):)

    R and B you are a complete di ck. Once again your comment is incomprehensible. It cannot be an attempt at the profound and it it is certainly not funny. It is banal (at best). I will henceforth put you on ignore as your stupidity maybe catching.

    This is an honour for you, as I do not even have fl og on ignore. I rate him as having some sort of mental illness or cognitive deficiency and thereby show my compassion.

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    R and B you are a complete di ck. Once again your comment is incomprehensible. It cannot be an attempt at the profound and it it is certainly not funny. It is banal (at best). I will henceforth put you on ignore as your stupidity maybe catching.

    This is an honour for you, as I do not even have fl og on ignore. I rate him as having some sort of mental illness or cognitive deficiency and thereby show my compassion.

    Thank you! BTW if it is incomprehensible, then how do you know it cannot be an attempt at the profound? :) Better banal than anal, but then again, you are not reading this, are you? :lol::lol:

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    It was warm lettuce.

    You are all tip and no iceberg BBO. And you have more hide than an elephant....

    More PK gems. And I liked him describing Laurie Oaks as a cane toad.

    "The one-liners of Paul Keating" is certainly a funny book. I did like the time he commented on Andrew Peacock's return as "A souffle can't rise twice".

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    R and B you are a complete di ck. Once again your comment is incomprehensible. It cannot be an attempt at the profound and it it is certainly not funny. It is banal (at best). I will henceforth put you on ignore as your stupidity maybe catching.

    This is an honour for you, as I do not even have fl og on ignore. I rate him as having some sort of mental illness or cognitive deficiency and thereby show my compassion.

    Classic moments there Vyvyan

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    Is that big endian riff raff or little endian? Or is big endian riff raff the same as raff riff? :):)

    or should that be ffar ffir?

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    or should that be ffar ffir?

    Of course! Touche, DC! :)

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    Nothing wrong with a full moon.

    Yeah,i too enjoy a full moon.

    The shiela down the road generally comes out about midnight and starts barking.

    Quite exciting the 12 or so times you see it.

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    Is this a blue rinser that DC loves?

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    BBO is under fire from all angles. Great to see.

    How about everybody just back off the BBO knocking.

    Perhaps start pointing your posts towards that rich 126 yo OD.

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    f log i know wa still thinks it's a colony of the british empire and still delights in re-runs of ancient british lo-brow comedy, but c'mon mate it's the 21st century

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    f log i know wa still thinks it's a colony of the british empire and still delights in re-runs of ancient british lo-brow comedy, but c'mon mate it's the 21st century

    So that a Yes then DC?

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    You need to be more open minded DC

    As there are more out there than just blue rinsers

    Try a Pink Rinser

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    or purple

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    or yellow

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    What about a green one?

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    f' log, first you flood us with heaps of gay icon steroid infested muscle men and now you delight in multi-hued crusty old lesbians

    have you considered a gender re-assignment or don't they offer such services in the west?

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    How about everybody just back off the BBO knocking.

    Perhaps start pointing your posts towards that rich 126 yo OD.

    You would have to be the most loose with the truth person on DL

    I am not a day over 90

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    Is this a blue rinser that DC loves?

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    Is she being served?

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    You would have to be the most loose with the truth person on DL

    I am not a day over 90

    Was talking about your age in real years.

    Not in organ transfer years.

    Sorry for the misunderstanding.

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    Was talking about your age in real years.

    Not in organ transfer years.

    Sorry for the misunderstanding.

    Then I am 45

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    f' log, first you flood us with heaps of gay icon steroid infested muscle men and now you delight in multi-hued crusty old lesbians

    have you considered a gender re-assignment or don't they offer such services in the west?

    Now DC it is the 21st Century and there nothing wrong with someone being gay.

    As most of my posts had previously been focusing on attractive women it only right that I also cater for our female members in DL.

    Sorry DC I have no interest in a gender re-assignment so you will need to find someone else for a group discount for your operation.

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