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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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i once went out with a girl called chloris

i searched everywhere but never discovered why she was named thus

Probably an assumed moniker.

You don't expect these women to be honest with you I hope.

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    Probably just mispelt the name. Actually reminds me, I knew a girl called Fanny once

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    It will be a black day when I support anyone but the Melbourne TIGERS DF.

    Bit like the Dees.

    No MFC no OD at the AFL

    So I will get you a membership form for the Wildcats OD?

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    Edited by The Chosen One

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    15 on wednesday.

    No Red, Tanya has decided that Wednesday will be replaced with Hirdday from now on.

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    So I will get you a membership form for the Wildcats OD?

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    Yes please I am a little short of scrap paper.

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    One of our posters

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    Some sound advice

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    Can you stop with the pics TCO. Takes forever to scroll down to the important stuff! (More nipples please)

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    Better if he stopped with the breathing!

    Welcome back Bitty. How was the rehab?

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    Didn't get to the training session today then?

    No slept in. Have to leave here by 6.15. Had a discussion with bed partner instead.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    May have missed something?

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    No slept in. Have to leave here by 6.15. Had a discussion with bed partner instead.

    (Edited????) Was that Chicory?

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    Just woken up Clit?

    Always awake. These drugs help.

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    Well, it was a dodgy day at work, and then I come home to find out that some bastard has burnt down the Conargo pub. Strewth, is nothing sacred? I fear for civilisation at this rate...

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    [May have missed something?

    Not the first time .

    You must be into the port.

    Edited by Biffen

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    [May have missed something?

    Not the first time .

    You must be into the port.

    Soon Biff, soon

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