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i once went out with a girl called chloris

i searched everywhere but never discovered why she was named thus

Probably an assumed moniker.

You don't expect these women to be honest with you I hope.

 

Probably just mispelt the name. Actually reminds me, I knew a girl called Fanny once

It will be a black day when I support anyone but the Melbourne TIGERS DF.

Bit like the Dees.

No MFC no OD at the AFL

So I will get you a membership form for the Wildcats OD?

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Edited by The Chosen One

 

15 on wednesday.

No Red, Tanya has decided that Wednesday will be replaced with Hirdday from now on.

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So I will get you a membership form for the Wildcats OD?

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Yes please I am a little short of scrap paper.

One of our posters

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Some sound advice

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Can you stop with the pics TCO. Takes forever to scroll down to the important stuff! (More nipples please)



Didn't get to the training session today then?

No slept in. Have to leave here by 6.15. Had a discussion with bed partner instead.

Edited by Bitter but optimistic

May have missed something?

No slept in. Have to leave here by 6.15. Had a discussion with bed partner instead.

(Edited????) Was that Chicory?


Just woken up Clit?

Always awake. These drugs help.

Well, it was a dodgy day at work, and then I come home to find out that some bastard has burnt down the Conargo pub. Strewth, is nothing sacred? I fear for civilisation at this rate...

[May have missed something?

Not the first time .

You must be into the port.

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[May have missed something?

Not the first time .

You must be into the port.

Soon Biff, soon


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