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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Be careful Clint or you'll poke yourself in the eye with the straw!!

Straw? No room in the glass for that with my swizzle sticks, fruit and cloves!

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Ok Crint. It's a long shot and I'm chanelling BBO here, but here goes:

How many more Penfolds and Henschkes do you have hidden away there?

Do you have a spare room, preferably with unhindered access to the cellar?

And this is the BBO bit: will your wife do tricks for the lodgers? It would help by giving you some income to offset the cellar depreciation charges!

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Monsieur (Herr?) Riedel will be most annoyed! A champagne glass when a 'proper' red wine glass would be a minimum requirement.

May just be a bit of jocularity there! Wish you were here BBO. Bottle is empty of course but the smile on my face is likened to the Cheshire Cat!

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Recruitment Rumour

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Big Bird in the Ruck!

Do you think the Russian did the ultraflex there?

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What camel pi ss are you drinking tonight Clunt?

Cli t plays it up and lords it over us all but I reckon he is a flagon sherry type in reality.

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And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Along with his magazines.

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And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Along with his magazines.

hahahahahahahahah! Drinking a cheapie tonight. Baileys of Glenrowan Shiraz. Other than that I spurn you as I would a rabid dog!

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Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

and his subscription to other <wholesome stuff.

Who drinks Duriff anyway,

It's a French Hoax.

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and his subscription to other <wholesome stuff.

Who drinks Duriff anyway,

It's a French Hoax.

Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

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Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

By the way never heard of those mags. Did you get them free in showbags?

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Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

It's not worth one f Cl.it.

If I drink red it's usually something decent.not some yuppy experiment in viniculture.

As far as Rum goes,Mount Gay all the way.

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It's not worth one f Cl.it.

If I drink red it's usually something decent.not some yuppy experiment in viniculture.

As far as Rum goes,Mount Gay all the way.

I picked you for that

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Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

Not pizzed yet but on the way. Golf today (shite...thankyou). A few on the course and after...and after...and now. Big day!

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