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Be careful Clint or you'll poke yourself in the eye with the straw!!

Straw? No room in the glass for that with my swizzle sticks, fruit and cloves!

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    Straw? No room in the glass for that with my swizzle sticks, fruit and cloves!

    wot, no paper parasol?

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    wot, no paper parasol?

    No room, only had a champagne glass handy

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    No room, only had a champagne glass handy

    Monsieur (Herr?) Riedel will be most annoyed! A champagne glass when a 'proper' red wine glass would be a minimum requirement.

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    Ok Crint. It's a long shot and I'm chanelling BBO here, but here goes:

    How many more Penfolds and Henschkes do you have hidden away there?

    Do you have a spare room, preferably with unhindered access to the cellar?

    And this is the BBO bit: will your wife do tricks for the lodgers? It would help by giving you some income to offset the cellar depreciation charges!

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    Monsieur (Herr?) Riedel will be most annoyed! A champagne glass when a 'proper' red wine glass would be a minimum requirement.

    May just be a bit of jocularity there! Wish you were here BBO. Bottle is empty of course but the smile on my face is likened to the Cheshire Cat!

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    Recruitment Rumour

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    Big Bird in the Ruck!

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    Recruitment Rumour

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    Big Bird in the Ruck!

    Do you think the Russian did the ultraflex there?

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    What camel pi ss are you drinking tonight Clunt?

    Cli t plays it up and lords it over us all but I reckon he is a flagon sherry type in reality.

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    And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

    Along with his magazines.

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    And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

    Along with his magazines.

    hahahahahahahahah! Drinking a cheapie tonight. Baileys of Glenrowan Shiraz. Other than that I spurn you as I would a rabid dog!

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    Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

    and his subscription to other <wholesome stuff.

    Who drinks Duriff anyway,

    It's a French Hoax.

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    and his subscription to other <wholesome stuff.

    Who drinks Duriff anyway,

    It's a French Hoax.

    Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

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    Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

    By the way never heard of those mags. Did you get them free in showbags?

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    Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

    Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

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    Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

    It's not worth one f Cl.it.

    If I drink red it's usually something decent.not some yuppy experiment in viniculture.

    As far as Rum goes,Mount Gay all the way.

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    It's not worth one f Cl.it.

    If I drink red it's usually something decent.not some yuppy experiment in viniculture.

    As far as Rum goes,Mount Gay all the way.

    I picked you for that

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    Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

    Not pizzed yet but on the way. Golf today (shite...thankyou). A few on the course and after...and after...and now. Big day!

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