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Be careful Clint or you'll poke yourself in the eye with the straw!!

Straw? No room in the glass for that with my swizzle sticks, fruit and cloves!

Straw? No room in the glass for that with my swizzle sticks, fruit and cloves!

wot, no paper parasol?

 

wot, no paper parasol?

No room, only had a champagne glass handy


No room, only had a champagne glass handy

Monsieur (Herr?) Riedel will be most annoyed! A champagne glass when a 'proper' red wine glass would be a minimum requirement.

Ok Crint. It's a long shot and I'm chanelling BBO here, but here goes:

How many more Penfolds and Henschkes do you have hidden away there?

Do you have a spare room, preferably with unhindered access to the cellar?

And this is the BBO bit: will your wife do tricks for the lodgers? It would help by giving you some income to offset the cellar depreciation charges!

Monsieur (Herr?) Riedel will be most annoyed! A champagne glass when a 'proper' red wine glass would be a minimum requirement.

May just be a bit of jocularity there! Wish you were here BBO. Bottle is empty of course but the smile on my face is likened to the Cheshire Cat!

 

Recruitment Rumour

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Big Bird in the Ruck!


Recruitment Rumour

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Big Bird in the Ruck!

Do you think the Russian did the ultraflex there?

What camel pi ss are you drinking tonight Clunt?

Cli t plays it up and lords it over us all but I reckon he is a flagon sherry type in reality.

And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Along with his magazines.


And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

Along with his magazines.

hahahahahahahahah! Drinking a cheapie tonight. Baileys of Glenrowan Shiraz. Other than that I spurn you as I would a rabid dog!

Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

and his subscription to other <wholesome stuff.

Who drinks Duriff anyway,

It's a French Hoax.

and his subscription to other <wholesome stuff.

Who drinks Duriff anyway,

It's a French Hoax.

Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

By the way never heard of those mags. Did you get them free in showbags?


Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

Oh ye of no taste! And it only has one "f". Stay on your bacardi breezers, that would be more your style!

It's not worth one f Cl.it.

If I drink red it's usually something decent.not some yuppy experiment in viniculture.

As far as Rum goes,Mount Gay all the way.

It's not worth one f Cl.it.

If I drink red it's usually something decent.not some yuppy experiment in viniculture.

As far as Rum goes,Mount Gay all the way.

I picked you for that

 

Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

Not pizzed yet but on the way. Golf today (shite...thankyou). A few on the course and after...and after...and now. Big day!


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