Redleg 42,167 Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 Thats unfortunate. Not up for a tango then? Whose leading? Would it be in Paris? Quote
Demoneyes 562 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Has to be you, I can't dance for shite! Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Has to be you, I can't dance for shite! One of the best ways to learn dance,Is to put 3-4 little stones in your shoes. Hurts like buggery,but the results are worth it. Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 One of the best ways to learn dance,Is to put 3-4 little stones in your shoes. Hurts like buggery,but the results are worth it. I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza! 1 Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Has to be you, I can't dance for shite! You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely! However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK! 1 Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza! Speak to any private schoolboy. Or follow up with questions to some of our recently delisted. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 do all the romsey debs still learn the mexican hat dance bbo, or are they more interested in musical chairs and pin the donkey? Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Vietnamese waltz. Passo doblay. Keys in the hatto. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Vietnamese waltz. Passo doblay. Keys in the hatto. i'll bet the only dance you learnt jazza was the horizontal polka dance 1 Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Speak to any private schoolboy. Or follow up with questions to some of our recently delisted. If only poddy calves could tell their story. do all the romsey debs still learn the mexican hat dance bbo, or are they more interested in musical chairs and pin the donkey? Romsey debs are very versatile and adaptable dc. However it's more pin the tail on the alpaca in these parts. The "lads" quite enjoy it however! 1 Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 i'll bet the only dance you learnt jazza was the horizontal polka dance Is that still popular with the blue rinsers dc? Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Is that still popular with the blue rinsers dc? DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done. The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age. Edited October 23, 2014 by jazza Quote
Kiss of Death 772 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Best Aussie Rules Player EVER! Potential Mature-Age Rookie? Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done. The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age. no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay 1 Quote
jazza 1,323 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay Froggy's for play=You ready love. Biff's =Hang on a tic. OD's=Nurse can you lift my arm please. Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay Come on dc! ..... foreplay!!! Now you are bull shi ting!!!! The poor old blue rinsers are still suffering from your eagerness! I'll send you some of that 20 year old KY Gel as a humanitarian gesture! Quote
Demoneyes 562 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely! However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK! She got her just rewards! 1 Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 She got her just rewards! Ha Ha ! Good one Clit!! Enjoy your red - and anything else that comes to hand. Quote
Redleg 42,167 Posted October 23, 2014 Author Posted October 23, 2014 34 Stephen Newport and Roger Ellingworth among others. Quote
DemonFrog 1,359 Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 Potential Mature-Age Rookie? He would still be better then half our current list. Quote
Demoneyes 562 Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 Whose leading? Would it be in Paris? Someone said about stones in shoes or is it rocks in their head? Either way I would do anything in Paris! Quote
Bitter but optimistic 22,289 Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 Someone said about stones in shoes or is it rocks in their head? Either way I would do anything in Paris! Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint? What's the drink of choice tonight? Quote
bjDee 1,249 Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 Happy Friday to all. Crint only drinks one colour. Let me guess - a Heathcote varietal again Crinty? I'm starting on the beers and working my way up. Surely one of them will go well with tonights home made pizza. Quote
daisycutter 30,021 Posted October 24, 2014 Posted October 24, 2014 Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint? What's the drink of choice tonight? what makes you think clint might be a butter man and not a margarine fanboi, bbo? a bit of californian poppy on the hair comes in handy too. Quote
Redleg 42,167 Posted October 24, 2014 Author Posted October 24, 2014 no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay I'll stick to my blue ones. Quote
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