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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I had suspender the MFC for two weeks for recruiting a gambling/MessyDrug Coach!

What have I missed?

Bugger all!

 

I have heard Clark hates us so much that he will play for any other Club besides Melbourne.

I finally have an outstanding candidate for the DH of the year award,

But then again what else can you expect from an ex East Fremantle player!

Bugger all!

so....something happened.....damn.....missed it :o

 

Due to simple fact that we have chosen so poorly when drafting young players I now have little interest in what number is our first pick and who are the likely players available.

I have a lot more interest in the experienced players we trade into the club.

At least with this group I have some idea of their ability and how it might impact our performance on the field next year.

Drafting kids at 17 or 18 years of age is like picking tattslotto numbers. who knows how they will handle senior football.

Due to simple fact that we have chosen so poorly when drafting young players I now have little interest in what number is our first pick and who are the likely players available.

I have a lot more interest in the experienced players we trade into the club.

At least with this group I have some idea of their ability and how it might impact our performance on the field next year.

Drafting kids at 17 or 18 years of age is like picking tattslotto numbers. who knows how they will handle senior football.

On that note it to me is interesting to note that whilst in the past Dland has gone all gooey over the notion of two early picks and which toddlers will be grab ....and then ff to '14 and I for one dont expect to really use either of our two early picks on the draft. I reckon both will go to trades for REAL players who can do something TODAY. We'' probably craftily pick up a later/mid first round selection but it wont be the focus, just something for the bank, as it always should have been .

it is a lottery for sure


Due to simple fact that we have chosen so poorly when drafting young players I now have little interest in what number is our first pick and who are the likely players available.

I have a lot more interest in the experienced players we trade into the club.

At least with this group I have some idea of their ability and how it might impact our performance on the field next year.

Drafting kids at 17 or 18 years of age is like picking tattslotto numbers. who knows how they will handle senior football.

OD can you pick the perfect MFC recruit?

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Any guesses where Lothario might be tonight?

Making somebody an offer they can't refuse?

Oh well, it's Wed night now. Keep that thought for Tues next week.

 

I wonder what today will bring.

With luck the end of Mr Hird as anything at the EFC.

But alas I fear we have not heard the last of him.

Seems determined to continue down his delusional path of I am the only one in the band in step.

I wonder what today will bring.

With luck the end of Mr Hird as anything at the EFC.

But alas I fear we have not heard the last of him.

Seems determined to continue down his delusional path of I am the only one in the band in step.

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Thanks for that DF I am now feeling quite ill.

Thanks for that DF I am now feeling quite ill.

To be honest every time I see his picture or hear him speak I feel ill.

I can not stand the guy and what he now represents,

Hopefully today is a good day for Aussie Rule Football and sport in general.

Welcome back froggy.

See you later OD.{enjoy}

Just passed the 4 month barrier,food is somewhat better,but by christ those cows stink.

Welcome back froggy.

See you later OD.{enjoy}

Just passed the 4 month barrier,food is somewhat better,but by christ those cows stink.

Will do jazza five days to go!

keep up the good work four months will soon become 8 and the mighty will be back in action.

Welcome back froggy.

See you later OD.{enjoy}

Just passed the 4 month barrier,food is somewhat better,but by christ those cows stink.

Good work, jazza. Imagine what the cows will smell like by Christmas .... :-)

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Will do jazza five days to go!

keep up the good work four months will soon become 8 and the mighty will be back in action.

Enjoy the cruise, OD. Might have a few new players before you go ... :-)

Chip this is your manager I have a great idea lets drop you are going to the hawks today.

No one will notice!

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56 You all know what that is. The number of the bloke who was so depressed he couldn't play for us anymore.

Welcome back froggy.

See you later OD.{enjoy}

Just passed the 4 month barrier,food is somewhat better,but by christ those cows stink.

Thank Jazza

I am waiting for you to say its been 4 years!

56 You all know what that is. The number of the bloke who was so depressed he couldn't play for us anymore.

I think it was us that made him so depressed.

Well I will blame that one on the professor and Mr Biff.


Thank Jazza

I am waiting for you to say its been 4 years!

Dont know if i will live 4 more years.But have been backed into corners before and won.

Just thinking about how many overseas holidays i paid for some BAT executive.

Dont know if i will live 4 more years.But have been backed into corners before and won.

Just thinking about how many overseas holidays i paid for some BAT executive.

Don't go there the figure will; be frightening

56 You all know what that is. The number of the bloke who was so depressed he couldn't play for us anymore.

5 + 6 = 11, 1 + 1 = 2 which is Nathan Jones, second favourite for the 2015 Brownlow behind Dom Tyson ...

 

5 + 6 = 11, 1 + 1 = 2 which is Nathan Jones, second favourite for the 2015 Brownlow behind Dom Tyson ...

phew, i thought that was going to be a prediction on how many games we will win next year

phew, i thought that was going to be a prediction on how many games we will win next year

I doubt we will win 56 games next year, but 11? ...


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