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FORUM FOOTY AND FLOOD RELIEF BBQ

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A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest...

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian…

Players tbc: rollo2, bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: (gasp, no takers yet!)...

Apologies (coaches): whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection)...

Helpers to be confirmed: why you little, dee knees…

Umpires: tbc

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary.

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that have got us over the line…

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort…

 
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be ashamed, people, the first player response came from demonology... :)

wonnabeeri, you get an honourable mention... :wub:

A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest... :blink:

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian, the stynes factor, wonabeeri…

Players tbc: rollo2, bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: (gasp, no takers yet!)...

Apologies (coaches): whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection)...

Helpers to be confirmed: why you little, dee knees...

Umpires: tbc

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary.

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that has got us over the line...

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort...

 

Definitely in, my mate steve who played last time should be right to tag along if required. Also if we are short on numbers I may be able to get 1 or 2 more but only if necessary.

Cheers,

TSF


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Hey, pringle has agreed to coach... :wub:

but we are both hoping redleg will be available too...

There is truth in the rumour that rollo has been pinged for trolling on the talkingcarlton site...

A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest... :blink:

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian, the stynes factor, steve, wonabeeri…

Players tbc: rollo2, bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: (gasp, no takers yet!)...

Apologies (coaches): whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection)...

Helpers to be confirmed: why you little, dee knees...

Umpires: tbc

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary.

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that has got us over the line...

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort...

 

Apologies as a player - retired due to ineptitude.

Don't suppose there's much chance of filming the game/commentating it as Gosch's either is there? Nowhere for a booth? Shouldn't matter anyway because most of it will be made up - especially if all the Carlton players will be referred to as Earl Spalding. So if anybody wants to provide a camera and start a broadcast booth I'll be in for it.

Otherwise, I'll join the coaching panel. We'll try not to flood the backline for obvious reasons.

If I can somehow manage to avoid injury between now and then i'm in! Playing basketball with friends this arvo so stay tuned :)


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thanks, guys, here is the updated list from here and demonology...

A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest... :blink:

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian, the stynes factor, steve, wonabeeri, demon tingles, rollo2…

Players to be confirmed ("tbc"): bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: pringle...

Apologies (coaches): whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection),supermercado...

Apologies (helpers): do it for robbie...

Helpers tbc: why you little, dee knees...

Umpires: one quality field umpy confirmed, chasing the second from last time...

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary...

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that has got us over the line...

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort...

Yep from me, and ill say yes for scott. I havent asked him but he'll want to be there

At this point, all is good. Put me down as a Helper.

Looking like a real special occasion if the great Thomas Scully is joining us.

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thanks, guys, here is the updated list from here and demonology...

A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest... :blink:

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian, the stynes factor, steve, wonabeeri, demon tingles, rollo2, demitch, scotty…

Players to be confirmed ("tbc"): bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: pringle...

Apologies (coaches): whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection), supermercado, melbournefc...

Apologies (helpers): do it for robbie...

Helpers tbc: why you little, dee knees...

Umpires: one quality field umpy confirmed, chasing the second from last time...

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary...

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that has got us over the line...

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort...

Rollo,

The wedding I have on 20 February starts at 2.00 pm so don't count me out yet.

Happy to help the coach or alternatively, do special comments for supermercado.

I'm pretty certain that Redleg is also invited to the same wedding but I'll see if his arm can be twisted.

And if we can attract Tom Scully then why can't talkingcarlton get Chri$ Judd? On second thoughts, forget Judd ... his missus will do just nicely.


Rollo,

The wedding I have on 20 February starts at 2.00 pm so don't count me out yet.

Happy to help the coach or alternatively, do special comments for supermercado.

I'm pretty certain that Redleg is also invited to the same wedding but I'll see if his arm can be twisted.

And if we can attract Tom Scully then why can't talkingcarlton get Chri$ Judd? On second thoughts, forget Judd ... his missus will do just nicely.

Just sms her, warnie's comin'.

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well, well, ok, here is the updated list from here and demonology...

A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest... :blink:

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian, the stynes factor, steve, wonabeeri, demon tingles, rollo2, demitch, scotty…

Players to be confirmed ("tbc"): bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: pringle...

Apologies (tbc): whispering jack, redleg...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection), supermercado, melbournefc...

Apologies (helpers): do it for robbie...

Helpers tbc: why you little, dee knees...

Umpires: one quality field umpy confirmed, chasing a second...

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary...

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that has got us over the line...

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort...

Hey Rollo,

I trip to the doc today has discovered I have not one, but two hernias in the groin requiring surgery. Hence I am a withdrawal. Will still come down and watch/support though.


A demonland/demonology/talkingcarlton bbq for flood relief and a fantastic forum footy match with Tom Scully as our special guest...

Date: sunday, february 20...

Time: 10.30am...

Venue: Gosch’s Paddock...

Format:

game 2 x 20 minute quarters and 2 x 15 minute quarters…

Players: 45HG16, the russian…

Players tbc: rollo2, bananas...

Apologies (players): wise...

Coaches: (gasp, no takers yet!)...

Apologies (coaches): whispering jack...

Helpers: rollinson 65, wolfmother (bbq and flood relief collection)...

Helpers to be confirmed: why you little, dee knees…

Umpires: tbc

Players and helpers please post on here and I will update the list when necessary.

Talkingcarlton are a strong team and it is only their lack of numbers in the past that have got us over the line…

We will be asking everyone to donate $20 (or what they can afford) to the flood relief effort…

I would like to play.

See you then

Damn Rollo I love helping with the BBQ but were DR and myself that bad at coaching we didn't even get asked again...

Retired from the field... check

Retired from the coaching.. check

I feel like James McDonald... although I don't know if I've been involved in a loss yet...

Anyways guys we'll have the BBQ up and running I was planning on doing Snag and Hamburgers with bread at 1.50 and 2.50 a pop... anyone want anything else...

I was also going to get beer, UDL (beam), soft drink and a sports drink anyone think we will need anything else.

Hopeful some of the people on here will attend as it isn't just about the forum footy but a chance for all dees supporters to catch up before the start of the season, hence the invite of Mr Scully (although I'm waiting for the football department to confirm attendance as Sunday is their day off)

To raise some funds (hopefully guys don't mine the $20 but it isn't mandatory (my opinion anyway) as I wouldn't want someone not to attend because they are a little short on cash)... I thought we should run a couple of comps

A goal kicking comp.... $5 entry winner takes half the money

Margin $2 entry gets two tickets (100 tickets for sale).... every person gets two numbers and whoever gets the margin of the game wins $20

The beep test comp... $50 entry to win $1000 if you can beat Mr Scully on the beep test ;)

Maybe a boxing comp with JCB (as he has challenged a few here) $20 for one three minute round... if you knock him down you win $100... (I may have to increase the cost of this one as it maybe very popular ;)

Any more suggestions would be welcomed

Damn Rollo I love helping with the BBQ but were DR and myself that bad at coaching we didn't even get asked again...

Retired from the field... check

Retired from the coaching.. check

I feel like James McDonald... although I don't know if I've been involved in a loss yet...

Anyways guys we'll have the BBQ up and running I was planning on doing Snag and Hamburgers with bread at 1.50 and 2.50 a pop... anyone want anything else...

I was also going to get beer, UDL (beam), soft drink and a sports drink anyone think we will need anything else.

Hopeful some of the people on here will attend as it isn't just about the forum footy but a chance for all dees supporters to catch up before the start of the season, hence the invite of Mr Scully (although I'm waiting for the football department to confirm attendance as Sunday is their day off)

To raise some funds (hopefully guys don't mine the $20 but it isn't mandatory (my opinion anyway) as I wouldn't want someone not to attend because they are a little short on cash)... I thought we should run a couple of comps

A goal kicking comp.... $5 entry winner takes half the money

Margin $2 entry gets two tickets (100 tickets for sale).... every person gets two numbers and whoever gets the margin of the game wins $20

The beep test comp... $50 entry to win $1000 if you can beat Mr Scully on the beep test ;)

Maybe a boxing comp with JCB (as he has challenged a few here) $20 for one three minute round... if you knock him down you win $100... (I may have to increase the cost of this one as it maybe very popular ;)

Any more suggestions would be welcomed

Will be in Malaysia on this date- Deeluded has been advised earlier- however willing to come back if I see it is worthwhile and I can raise enough money for a worthwhile cause- however would need the following.

Keyser first

Dorothy second..

then I don't mind..

Better watch mself here has don't want to get barred-if I do it is your fault Wolf

By the way Garland I want in my corner on the wingside and RR or HT to be trainer.

All jokes aside I sincerely hope you guys have a great time and if I can get back in time would be rapt in meeting some of you. If not hope my friends- such as Deeluded etc.. really assist you all.

Just a suggestion.If you are looking for a great worthwhile coach- suggest contacting John Northey or our poster- Daisycutter.I would have helped out myself if I could definately be there.

Have a great day ALL.

 

Couldn't manager Garland in your corner but will Balls Grinter do.... He keeps telling me he wants Wallace after you finish up with the posters.... crazy old footballers

Couldn't manager Garland in your corner but will Balls Grinter do.... He keeps telling me he wants Wallace after you finish up with the posters.... crazy old footballers

To be honest Rod is right for me as a replacement .However maybe to much Musachi in his system for my likes..I like Carlton draft..not the Carlton Football club though.


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