Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

A night at the Blueys

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Where are you lot seeing the pics?

  • Quote
    •  

    Pia Miller looking unbelievable as always (you'd have to consider turning for her), and Chip's girl too.

    Some pretty questionable looking dresses though. If I can see your private parts, it's probably a bit inappropriate for a black-tie event :rolleyes:

    Scullgove the best looking couple by far :)

    My money is still on Chip, although if Greeny wins it I reckon he's a monty for the captaincy!

    Edited by Jaded

  • Quote
    •  

    Rivers is into the crownies . B)

  • Quote

    Pia Miller looking unbelievable as always, and Chip's girl too.

    Some pretty questionable looking dresses though. If I can see your private parts, it's probably a bit inappropriate for a black-tie event :rolleyes:

    Scullgove the best looking couple by far :)

    My money is still on Chip, although if Greeny wins it I reckon he's a monty for the captaincy!

    What photos were you looking at????

  • Quote

    Ten rounds in and Brad Green is polling strongly.

    Scores?

  • Quote

    What photos were you looking at????

    Herald Scum website.

    Trust them to have photos from our B&F as a major headline :wacko: (not that I'm complaining, we are very important!)

  • Quote
    •  

    Some pretty questionable looking dresses though. If I can see your private parts, it's probably a bit inappropriate for a black-tie event :rolleyes:

    You either have x-ray vision, or you're a unbelievably prudish.

  • Quote

    You either have x-ray vision, or you're a unbelievably prudish.

    Side-boobs at a black tie event are a big no no. Same goes for dresses which are more than halfway up the thigh.

    On the plus side, they'd all look great at whichever club they're going to afterwards.

  • Quote

    Side-boobs at a black tie event are a big no no. Same goes for dresses which are more than halfway up the thigh.

    On the plus side, they'd all look great at whichever club they're going to afterwards.

    no no according to whom?

  • Quote

    Hun's Jay Clark:

    Quote:

    Brad green the leader of melbournes best and fairest after 15 rounds. Jamar and moloney close behind.

  • Quote

    Go Greeny!

  • Quote

    Side-boobs at a black tie event are a big no no. Same goes for dresses which are more than halfway up the thigh.

    Too much "Next Top Model" for you Jaded!

  • Quote

    Interesting that Miller seems to be the only player not wearing the team tie, thought that he might still want to feel part of the team until the end of the night.

  • Quote

    Scully = Best First Year Player

    Shocker :P

    Green= Heart and Soul Award... whatever that is

    Edited by Jaded

  • Quote

    Heart & Soul Award (players award) to Brad Green

    Sign your life away on him being captain next season then.

    How much is he leading by in the total count?

  • Quote
    • Author

    Sign your life away on him being captain next season then.

    How much is he leading by in the total count?

    50 votes after 15 rounds from the Russian (about 225-175) with Moloney (out of contention because of injury after ther Freo game) and Frawley following.

    The compere Stephen Phillips just announced there's a bee's dick in the final result but I'm sceptical. Either that or there's some giant bees around.

  • Quote

    Frawley is the threat!

    Read my mind

  • Quote

    Nice to see Nathan Jones making it to the event tonite after suffering such a serious and painful injury on Sunday- great effort!!!!

  • Quote
    •  
    • Author

    50 votes after 15 rounds from the Russian (about 225-175) with Moloney (out of contention because of injury after the Freo game) and Frawley following.

    The compere Stephen Phillips just announced there's a bee's dick in the final result but I'm skeptical. Either that or there's some giant bees around.

    oops ... for all those kiddies out there in Demonland who haven't gone to bed yet, I meant to say bee's diaphragm. You can ask the teacher tomorrow what that means.

  • Quote

    • Archived

    This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • AFLW REPORT: Geelong

      Melbourne wrapped up the AFLW home and away season with a hard-fought 14-point win over Geelong at Kardinia Park. The result secured second place on the ladder with a 9–3 record and a home qualifying final against the Brisbane Lions next week.

        • Thanks
      • 2 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW PREVIEW: Geelong

      It’s been a season of grit, growth, and glimpses of brilliance—mixed with a few tough interstate lessons. Now, with finals looming, the Dees head to Kardinia Park for one last tune-up before the real stuff begins.

        • Thanks
      • 3 replies
      Demonland

    • DRAFT: The Next Generation

      It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

        • Clap
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 9 replies
      Demonland

    • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

      A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

        • Thanks
      • 5 replies
      Demonland

    • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

      The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Like
      • 706 replies
      Demonland

    • Farewell Clayton Oliver

      The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 2,075 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.