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Who would you have??

gOLLy
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Andrew Bogut might be a handy ruckman but he probably earns more than our whole team

Went to high school with him and can say with good authority that he is an absolute sh*t bloke. Big bombers fan too. No thanks.

If i was going from players in the NBA, hard to go past LeBron James and Dwight Howard. LeBron on the ball switching thru half forward, and Howard in the ruck.

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    DEFINITELY.

    Yao Ming anyone?

    Pass - we don't need another ruckman with dodgy feet

    If you could get in that time machine again & get us a Michael Jordan with 20 or so years wiped off the clock, that'd probably do

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    "Terrible" Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

    He will add some much needed tackling pressure in our forward 50

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    Larry Fitzgerald from the ARIZONA CARDINALS and his teamate playing Safety Adrian Wilson! AWESOME!

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    In the wake of some big names comming across to AFL who would you take and why from other codes.

    Let's pretend we dont have money issues either.

    John Terry... Chelsea legend and pantsman. Also not a bad defender.

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    Well since we're going down the goofy path...

    Darth Vader to play out of the square and help Jack... Look out for Jack to make him his [censored] with a disagreement at training one day.

    The Joker (Ledger version) as defence coach. A bit of evil genius would be just the thing.

    Mr Miyagi as development coach.

    And lastly... Chuck Norris. He can come on for rotations for Jamar, and smash NicNat, Sandilands and Cox up and down the G. With his wang.

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    Jesus on a wing. Have a feeling he would move like R.Flower...

    Gold.

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    Jesus on a wing. Have a feeling he would move like R.Flower...

    Goes very well in the wet. Gets over the ground beautifully

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    Went to high school with him and can say with good authority that he is an absolute sh*t bloke. Big bombers fan too. No thanks.

    If i was going from players in the NBA, hard to go past LeBron James and Dwight Howard. LeBron on the ball switching thru half forward, and Howard in the ruck.

    You know Dwight Howard would dwarf Sandilands in the ruck and LeBron is a couple of cm taller than Jamar...

    What an epic midfielder.

    I wonder how he'd go head to head with Brent Harvey...

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    You know Dwight Howard would dwarf Sandilands in the ruck and LeBron is a couple of cm taller than Jamar...

    What an epic midfielder.

    I wonder how he'd go head to head with Brent Harvey...

    LeBron to me would be the perfect Pavlich-type big midfielder, switching thru CHF. Dominant beast!

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    "Terrible" Terry Tate: Office Linebacker

    He will add some much needed tackling pressure in our forward 50

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    Good call! Love this guy! He's a legend in our office. You wouldn't want to miss a training session with Terry in the team either.

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    Jesus on a wing. Have a feeling he would move like R.Flower...

    Unfortunately, he would go to Geelong. Father-son rule.

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    Unfortunately, he would go to Geelong. Father-son rule.

    Hahahahaha

    Well, I'd take...uh...Jack Trengove and Tom Scully to start...

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    Indeed. An absolute freak athlete, would reach the top echelon in any sport he chose I think. Happens to be an excellent cricketer, but chose athletics instead.

    jcb - funny :D

    Another yep from me, he would even make the aboriginals look slow ha

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