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Sniper

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Who will be the first to snipe our man Jack ??

My tip is Nick Maxwell.

 

Maxwell for mine as well. Traditionally, the 'sniper' is one of the lesser lights of the team who plays hard but lacks skill and is really no loss to the side should he be suspended. In Collingwood's case, the sniper is their captain. Gotta love that...

I also think Leigh Brown might try and throw some of his (ample) weight around and run thru the kid if he gets anywhere near him.

Maxwell for mine as well. Traditionally, the 'sniper' is one of the lesser lights of the team who plays hard but lacks skill and is really no loss to the side should he be suspended. In Collingwood's case, the sniper is their captain. Gotta love that...

I also think Leigh Brown might try and throw some of his (ample) weight around and run thru the kid if he gets anywhere near him.

It's why i am suprised Miller was Dropped this week. For all his shortcomings he is a Big Boy.

The Filth will try to snipe i have no doubt....Lou Richards was their most Famous one.

 
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It's why i am suprised Miller was Dropped this week. For all his shortcomings he is a Big Boy.

The Filth will try to snipe i have no doubt....Lou Richards was their most Famous one.

I would have Miller in for this reason and this reason only, I too was suprised

Next question then.....

After one of the Filth does snipe Jack which of our lot flies the flag?


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Next question then.....

After one of the Filth does snipe Jack which of our lot flies the flag?

Russell ?? has to be.

Russell ?? has to be.

Because of his proximity to the subject???

Next question then.....

After one of the Filth does snipe Jack which of our lot flies the flag?

Mclean will give smack 'one in the chops' :lol:

 
Next question then.....

After one of the Filth does snipe Jack which of our lot flies the flag?

My money would be on Beamer.. If he is anywhere within 50 metres.. One angry unit..


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My money would be on Beamer.. If he is anywhere within 50 metres.. One angry unit..

I wouldn't mind Phil Read right about now. I clocked up my 100TH post BEER TIME !!!! :D

Next question then.....

After one of the Filth does snipe Jack which of our lot flies the flag?

DEFINITELY Beamer! He's one man you don't want to get angry!

I wouldn't be surprised to see him run 150m from one end to the other, just to stick up for our golden boy.

hahah yeh Phil Read, i recon it woudl have to be someone in the forward line depending on if Jack starts on the ground or not.

If so id say Sylvia hopefully if his playing down forward other wise our forward line isnt the most mean part of our team.

I would have Miller in for this reason and this reason only

Then you've answered why he's not in the team.

By itself it doesn't warrant an inclusion.


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Then you've answered why he's not in the team.

By itself it doesn't warrant an inclusion.

On his recent form, I agree.

Maxwell will have a crack, and it will no doubt be behind the play because he is a pathetic snipper who thinks Josh "buttercup" Fraser is in All Australian form :rolleyes:

As for who will help protect him, I would hope anyone and everyone (except Morton, who needs to steer clear of situations where his brittle body may snap in half). I wouldn't want to have a go at Jack if Beamer, McLean, Sylvia or Jamar are around. All four could flatten someone like Maxwell in five seconds.

But if you really want to protect Jack, get Whelan to play near him. A couple of skull-shattering spear tackles on Jack's opponent will do me fine! :D

Maxwell and our tuff man Cale Morton will be first in, Col, Moloney, Mclean, Jones, Grimes, Jamar, PJ, McDonald will not be to far behind


............................ As for who will help protect him, I would hope anyone and everyone ....................But if you really want to protect Jack, get Whelan to play near him. ...................

Spot on on both counts Jaded.

Interesting that a lot of names have been brought up which was good!

I'll through in the big russian!! good angry unit!

have a feeling robbo would sneak out the back and try and get on the end of a goal... and bruce would run to the bench! ha joke

 

Lets hope Col brings his baseball bat.

My money would be on Beamer.. If he is anywhere within 50 metres.. One angry unit..

DEFINITELY Beamer! He's one man you don't want to get angry!

Beamer

Ditto. He's an angry angry man when he's sticking up for his mates.

I don't think Collingwood will go too far out of their way to rough up Jack though. They'll give him a push and shove here and there. But if they're seriously concerned with unsettling a kid in his first game, then they haven't got their mind on the job. Would only be a good sign for us.


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