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An omen ?

joeboy
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I personally don't take much heed of omens , but by the same token I hope the photo that appeared in yesterday's HeraldSun was not prophetic of the season ahead.

In a cute photo of little babies adorned in the colours of the 16 AFL teams , guess which colours were being worn by the only baby to be crying ?

Yep , the little red and blue crybaby !

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    I personally don't take much heed of omens , but by the same token I hope the photo that appeared in yesterday's HeraldSun was not prophetic of the season ahead.

    In a cute photo of little babies adorned in the colours of the 16 AFL teams , guess which colours were being worn by the only baby to be crying ?

    Yep , the little red and blue crybaby !

    Probably because the jumper size was too small. Could it be interpreted as crying for joy!! Hmmm. One for the pundits.

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    I personally don't take much heed of omens , but by the same token I hope the photo that appeared in yesterday's HeraldSun was not prophetic of the season ahead.

    In a cute photo of little babies adorned in the colours of the 16 AFL teams , guess which colours were being worn by the only baby to be crying ?

    Yep , the little red and blue crybaby !

    He was a hungry and angry Demon...

    Just like the rest of us.

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    LoL..dunno about the omen part but it's still amusing.

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    He was crying because he realised that he was born one year too early, and will now have to watch Newton and Meesen playing in the red and blue :D

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    The Jared Rivers 'Alive and Kicking' Tracker: 2.5 games uninjured

    Round your signature up Jaded! <_<

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    He was crying because he realised that he was born one year too early, and will now have to watch Newton and Meesen playing in the red and blue :D

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Good of the Age to point this out today (calls the HUN 'The Little Paper').

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    I know why now.....

    If anyone noticed the baby Demon was next to the baby in the Colling@#$d jumper. The 'Filth' of a baby turned to baby DEMON and to much of Baby Demon's disgust, smiled. .................... It had no teeth!! (Boom Boom) :lol:

    No wonder Baby Demon was hysterical....poor thing got the shock of it's life!

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    :lol::lol::lol:

    Good of the Age to point this out today (calls the HUN 'The Little Paper').

    tears of JOY !!!!! go dees

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    Unkind and unnecessary. If I was a mod you'd get a note. What's the difference between this and YM criticism of Bruce?

    I LOL'd!

    I'm sure deep down YM has Bruce in his best team.

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