jazza

old dee is our history expert on this page. hes the only one old enough to remember us winning the 1876 flag .

youve been hanging around caro too much. think

is that an accusation,?, a compliment,? or just a truth?. anyway,cant wait for mondays demonland television experts to tell us why we won and how we should have won by more. in all seriousness i hope the froggy is ok and we see him back soon. nobody else on this page can post a picture like the frogman.

we do follow collingwood. every time they lose we send up a cheer for the common man. welcome to demonland gorgonzolla breath.

biff your post 10318 gives us an insight into the mind of a visionary.

thats the problem with our club. to many school ties ran it for years and they forgot about the farmers. we would bring a no BS policy to the club and actually work as committee members instead of brown nosing during the day. our attitude would sort out the weak gutless grease in the hair pillow biters and get on with the business of winning games. ive always said if some fool buys my farm i will join the committee{voted on of course}and bring some straight talking to player retention and aims for the coming season rather than soft kock JW benefit pieces in the paper maybe working with a 4 wheeler all night calving might sort some of our players out..

we are attacking the problem from the wrong angle. what we need is a coach thats a flux capacitor,then he can turn anything into good stuff.

cant get a full time welfare officer to push you around?

im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack. also enjoying the footy this year. calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me. 4wheeler and chains provided of course. would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.

youve just made me feel like a bundle of orgasms ready to explode. thanks for giving me that warm fuzzy feeling.

.delighted to let you all know the darkness has lifted for awhile . first sign of mud for 6 months, btw,have i missed something or has the frog croaked?.

dancing all they way to the dentist? should got biff to steal a motor scooter for you from the shopping centre. anyway,glad your feeling ok and the dementia hasnt got hold as yet{dc said you were mindless}but we didint listen to him.

he only spends time with them for the IQ content. can you imagine the biff teaching scouts how to submarine cans and roll a 6 paper reefer.

got a couple of functions to attend. also have friends who work with swans,will sit with them. spend the night hearing about how good they are at after match drinks.uuhhhggg. maybe go to training tommorow,although it doesnt appeal to me. also will be avoiding anybody called biff/bbo,im to old to smoke crack. might call in at veterans hospital to see how ODs new hip is coming along. last call melbourne zoo,have to catch up with froggy at the amphibian exhibition. anzac day the actual reason for trip. cows out to DRY atm. calves on the way,last chance week off.

you cook echidna on open coals,spikes down,the meat is absolutely beautiful,not that i would know. cockies,when defeathered are easy to de-lead.not bad tasting,takes about 4 to make a good pie. btw,coming up thursday for 5 days maybe,if you should see me,dont tell biff and bbo where i am. last thing i need is a night at the gat.

cockatoos,are not bad when you make a pie , echidnas are the best meat going,much to the kids disgust you dont need a shotty to get em.

some locals reckon they get rid of the foxes. havent seen proof meself,shotty works pretty good.

id imagine the gat dont use glass.

im getting old. i know what your talking about,and have started taking notice of the BRS myself. chit,next i will be like biff and bbo,getting woken up at the gat on sunday mornings,to help pick up the plastic drink containers.

samantha?

not when they are munching into the calves gutz on a cold night.

vixens for me. at least my membership would be worth it. and JW would blend in nicely.

i might keep this post until im alone. bbo,you used 2 words starting with V in one paragraph,kudos to your tuesday writing.

i would love it if we merged with warrnambool. theyve produced,cunnington,rohan,lewis,gleeson,merret,wood,just to name a few current ones. i wouldnt have to drive 3 hours to a game. we would get great sponsorship from tourism victoria. the drunken bums like biff could catch direst train from spencer st. kermonds bergers are the best in australia,great excuse to order one. we could keep our colours. dairy farmers in the district would stand for the chit that being produced atm. anyway rant over,sorry to have lost my way yesterday,

yeah its me doing the roasting. had a terrible drive home,cows out on road,no electricity.no visit from grandkids. i need a lie down and some help with the blackness sometimes. anyway the rant seems to do me the world of good. where is DC,frog,biff and the other chit stirrers when you need them?