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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    probably a roman gold coin in your day Od
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    yes i do know. you turn into a lush and drink at the gat.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    yes,you can still post on this page. OLD DEE was born in 1883 and it takes a small power station to keep him alive.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    i was thinking of DC,redleg and myself when i wrote that part.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    hey today is droll wednesday. or as biff calls it,dole cheque pokies day.
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    are you over 50.? into other things besides footy.? slightly deranged? in need of a different conversation? then your in the right place. just a page for people over 50 and under 80. old dee is the only poster over the age limit{but he served in WW1}so we let his nurse type some 1800s stuff from his ward. otherwise welcome to the page and DONT be sensible.
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    didnt jump off the boat for a swim?
  8. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    yes dad,goodnight.
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    are you a germaphobe. or just on a cleanliness kick because your visiting OD at the repat and dont want to contaminate his gallbladder bypass/
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    busier than a blue arse fly today. racing up tommorow and racing back{calving priority} all action at the station and ive got a spare half hour to kill atm.
  11. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    see pattinson has done his back again.
  12. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    just got in,big day and evening. i reckon after watching the tape,the teacher probably is BBO. b-lake is definately biff aa-ron has to dflog. t-moffie is RaB for sure. old dee is gotta be Mr o-shag-nessie
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    RaB told redleg that BBO doesnt wear undies. so that must be fact.
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    noticed the names changed in this story to protect demnoland identities. interesting that biff gaff walked back up to the 10th floor and didnt stagger up? also not written was the fact the guest in room 1001 was a naked 53 yo woman who only had frilly knickers to loan.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    with special guests making appearances. biff to read out 10-7 bbo=6-4 redleg wheeling old dee on while dc holds his catharta in place. Rab=to read out the top 3,{hes the only one with glasses that can magnify the writing}
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    gurday OD,power back on at the repat?
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    people read another book that gives numerical connotations and make television shows out of it. in the future 1,000 years from now man will study the pyraminds,bible and our book bitty would be classed as some kind of alien coming to earth to teach mankind new evolutionary ways. biff,would be thought of as some low level priest that led common man away from good living. RaB would be seen as the roman general and dictator levellng the arguments to rudimentry everyday rules. old dee,as some kind of ancient man that lived to a grand old age and wouldnt die,false teeth,hips,eyes,brain,heart and liver. redleg,the soothsayer and mystic that was half man half horse{top half horse}. daisycutter.the unknown force that knew all,and spoke all.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    3 demon fans arrested in stkilda junction this morning at 9.30. when they told the coppers about celebrating beating adelaide and carlton in the same year,the police laughed their heads off and took them back to ramshackle living quarters. one of them puked in the back of the divvy van and the other 2 cleaned it up and put onto a pizza tray,{lunch at the gat} i just see that classic picture from the hangover with biff/bbo/ and RaB waking up monday morning and looking for a ciggie butt to light up and start the new week.
  19. jazza replied to jabberwocky's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    my uncle told me we would have flying cars when i was a kid. still wont happen,like a lot of things. notice all the "we love JW" people aare back on board for another 6 days.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    saw you and bbo with RaB at the may carnival in warrnambool. didnt realise you were professional emu pickers,hope you had a good find and got a win. does bbo still slurp peoples drinks at the gat,when they go to the dunny at halftime/
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    special weather report from beech forest.this is for the old and infirm{od}. sun shining and predicated gale wind not appeared as yet,rain{hoping for}has appeared as yet. cows,havent started calving as yet.im preparing to be in mud until october. as a special treeat for OD,saw a motor scooter in colac this week with a little umbrella type roof. didnt think to stop the old bugger hanging onto life{like yourself] to ask where you could buy one. anyway about to kick fire into 2nd gear and have a cuppa. thats the otways weather report for the old and infirm. ps.next time the geriatrics bus takes you out OD,come down this way and i will show you around the farm.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    seeing as you 2 have nothing better to do on a saturday morning. you could have helped me stack wood in the shed. now my jobs are finished fox footy is about to be warmed up for after lunch workout. spose you 2 have to pick up empty glasses in the gat and empty ashtrays before the footy starts.
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    cant do that sorry.i made a personal promise and always try to keep word. its just that after my personal set back,i cant face certain situations anymore and am always thinking the worst. just hoping the poor bugger is ok. he is in far WA and doesnt have access to the repat like OD.
  24. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    1/i get this horrible feeling his wife caught him doing some sort of biff/bbo style skimming on the computer and has banned him. 2/his boss found the internet charges. 3/i have his private telephone number,but dont want to ring in case its bad news.i cant face terrible news atm.
  25. jazza replied to jabberwocky's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    love your posting ronny,always have. while some knockers will continually bang on about a subject,most have only just started entering the debate this year. its certainly getting to critical stage this year,and its telling that crossy completely bagged him out not more than 20 meters from where i was sitting,{some posted it was seen on telly}externally a lot of things get said. internally a lot more is known as fact. love him as much as you want,time is running and never stops. as david parkin says.