jazza

January 2015=found guilty by tribunal

No appeals granted.

All players and staff given 2 years with no backdated allowances.

All 17 clubs are allowed to throw as much mud as possible at em.

Clem was a fan of the LGBT community JiZZa

I'm sure he would win your vote if someone told you that this acronym means:

Large Gormless Backwards [censored].

I'm actually surprised he lost ,but not overly emotional about it.

I'd prefer the destruction of the current political and economic order with a violent and bloody class struggle in which the ultra ignorant were humanely put down.

But that's just me.

It may take time to catch on.

A good dictator would do wonders for our country at the moment.

Most people just remember Adolph and dont realise some of the good things that dictators can do to the economy and unemployable masses that we seem to be supporting with our taxes.

We could even import a dictator from overseas for the "i like his accent"voting power.

A ex russian,romanian,chechan? or even i dare say it Belarusuian.

Old fashioned girl.

Notice she carries a bottle opener on her belt.

I like that in a woman.

Might help if he could bowl a consistent smart line. But I guess that's the captains fault.....

Not sure if it is the captains fault.

but i will take your word for it.

That's the ticket, aren't you just a tolerant and progressive [censored] today Jazzy O.

First time ive craved a ciggie so much.

Just throwing out chook feed for the masses.

A green voting state would say "dread locked".

Like that,2 ticks for your/you're thinking.

I see biffs seat of prahran also got thier greenie in also.

Too bad that the greenies who didnt get in couldnt be chased by farmers and shot on site.

Perhaps free admittance for life and afternoon tea which is what the MCC give their 50 year members.

I'm guessing the recipient is not whinging as he is a fair dinkum Demon.

If he wants a free cuppa,He will have to earn it.

OD has been a member for 103 years and even he doesnt get those privaliges.

What sort of labour are they voting for Jizz? Free labour, induced labour, black labour, white labour, underpaid labour.........?

Probably your/you're labour.

As they say in the classic fishing show=====fish ooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

"Thread locked'.

Cant believe these words are used in a labour voting state.

A good mate of mine, known as The Professor, has just racked up his 50th year in a row as a member of the Melbourne Football Club. He is also a member of the MCC and pays for a FULL MFC membership

The 50 years in a row has been acknowledged by the Club with a small cardboard certificate.

Are they kidding????

Am I wrong to think The Professor should have received something a little more than a pizzy little cardboard certificate.

How many punters would get to 50 years in a row as a member of any Football Club. Very very few.

Surely the Club could do a wee bit better.

Rant Over

Deserves the new Jack Watts showbag coming out this year.

More than that he deserves some sort of medallion and a free gin and tonic,next time he visits the members.A cheroot even.

But dont hold your breathe,you will probably sufficate.

Gee, lyon desperately needs a short leg and a captain that can set him one.Might get another 100 wickets.

I do miss the easy catches that doolan dropped when there.

I watched "in bruge" on the weekend.. anyone seen it ? well worth the watch

One of the few movies ive struggled to pencil into any area.

Not sure if i loved it or thought it was bland.

surely grrm wandered by p1ssed and could provide a report

hopefully someone checked out the kitchen and ablution block and took some pics

Biff left advertising bills in the ablutions block.

Never know when you might grab a new customer.

Sorry, that was from family album. I meant this one

Now there's an attractive women!

Your/You're right,the perfect woman ,standing by the sink ready to cook and do dishes.

Life is worth it.

Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen.

Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city.

Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required.

Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities.

Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

Truth,story,in the road of.

The further away from the CBD, the more conservative and right wing people become, finally ending with Jazzy O.

You are probably right about that.

Civilisation as we know it,started with farming and the ability to stay in one place and make food to survive.

City dwellers are just the nuff nuff left overs that farmers had no use for.So they congregate in one area of mass to try and survive{cities].

So conservative is definitely about right.Only after 100,000 years of practise.

When i spoke to him at training............

The Federal and State seats of Melbourne are now held by the Greens. Both sitting members are vegetarian. Would you still have voted for them Jazzy O?

Definitely.Down this way we love pinko lezzo tree huggers.

So you really are an environmentalist at heart!

Well if i lived in the electoral seat of melbourne,i wouldve voted for em.

The labour government wants to tax us for methane epunged from our cows clackers.

So i figured i could be next,

Are your farts offensive enough to drive a dog from the room Jizza?

No,but they can run a tractor for 3 hours.

you sound like a global warming machine jazza

After this mornings effort,I can now refer to myself as "nuggets".

Sore,but what a relief.even had a read whilst producing the said nuggets.

I'll have to drop it some other way.

Ive been living on broth and the smell of farts for the past 5 weeks.

Believe me 15 KGs is easy.

Garlett has always been poor on the track.

Yet,on game day,uncatchable.

Movement at the station,for word had got around.

The dumpster is back in action and the bowl is nice and brown.

Anyone can have a bad day floggo.

We can't all exploit the countries mineral wealth like you and your mob.

Welcome back mate.Good behaviour bond?