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  1. Hello people. I know I'm getting in early but I'm going away (I will be back!). I'd like to sincerely wish all of my fellow Demonlanders a very Merry Xmas and a happy and successful (GO DEES!) 2015. We are all part of one big family. So whatever you wish for, I hope that your wish is granted (although a premiership in 2015 may be stretching it just a little!). Cheers and best wishes

    Hopefully the judge shows compassion and lets you out before new years eve.

    All the best big fella.

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  2. hmm chains, you could revolutionise obstetrics jazza

    you should change jobs, you could make a mint but not sure about a fwd in the operating room

    If No1 son was here,id get him to post video.

    Sheep farmers are considered the pillow biters of the farming industry,along with fairy floss south american pig trotter farmers.

  3. could have sworn it was you.........

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    my bad !! :)

    Might be my shadow bottom right corner.

    Certainly look like my cows though,Notice they are not eating enough to make more product and are playing to camera.

    Also note they are eating towards the sun{smart girls}

  4. I will be easily recognisable, I will be in a rather nice lavender lycra bodysuit, complaining about the lack of toilet facilities, bad temperedly kicking the non-existent advertising signage around the fence, and whingeing non stop about Jack Watts and how he just doesn't seem to be trying at traiining

    So you will be impersonating BBO,

    Thanks for all the reports saty,You are a demon personified and admired by most.

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  5. Just a little effort about farming people here.

    open.abc.net.au a day in timboon

    At the end of video note biff eating the pie and the young demons have a glorious record for premierships.

    The club produced Luke Thompson{crows}.G.Rohan and Ben Cunnington.

    PS biff,thought XBOX was a women you were no longer married to.

  6. Just looking at all the posts that appear very late at night.

    Dont any of you/u pervs actually work?

    No wonder we are heading for a recession,you lot dont seem to do work of any kind.

    OD gets a pass due to over age,but the rest of you need something to do.

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  7. A spurious court case that was comprehensively thrown out. And if it wasn't that there they would have found another spurious reason to obfuscate and delay this even longer (if thats possible!)

    A court case in which asada said that thier report given to the AFL was edited to just give them enough for thier so called BTGID.

    ASADA played that line beautifully in court,to show EFC that they did indeed show due care to the club.

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  8. But back onto the test just completed.

    Well done once more to Nathan Lyon. To put it all into perspective as far as what he's achieved so far in his career, he is now 3rd on the list of all time Australian wicket takers as far as finger spinners are concerned as his 12 wicket hall moved him past Monty Noble and into 25th overal for Australian wicket takers with 127.

    He's now only 5 wickets behind Ashley Mallett and 14 behind Hugh Trumble to become our greatest ever off spin wicket taker which is an amazing achievement. And in other wicket taking news, Peter Siddle is only 8 wickets shy of becoming the 15th Australian to the 200 wicket mark, but sadly I don't think he'll ever get the opportunity to add to his 192.

    Remarkable achievements from Lyon since the Indian tour debacle and the overlooking for AOAA in the first 2 tests of the ashes.His record since is one of the best performed players in the test squad overall.

  9. Saw some news this morning,And the main story was that "we"{astaya}are the main story worldwide.

    Some boofhead on ch9 was saying yes its true"we are the main story".

    They just love a good shoot em up hostage,Muslim,jihadist ,maybe bomb threat,lets talk to the parents story.

  10. nice to see the media at their hyperbolic best

    "a dark day in the history of australia"

    "australia's largest city in lockdown"

    "a day that changed australia forever"

    etc

    can't wait to read the rags tomorrow

    Yeah, the day that changed Australia, until something else happens next week ... :)

    Cant wait for the future headline.

    "mad christian causes kaos and stress"

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