jazza

Try the MFC Club website is always a good start. The sessions next week are at the Maroochydore (Qld) training site.

Anybody travelling up the highway,If you see a scooterman,stop and pick him up.

He is a bowling all rounder in my eyes, when he bowls well, that tight line and length and jags 1 or 2 an innings we play well. He is not a no 3, 6 or 7 yes.

56 tests for 4 centuries at No3.

Probably the first time in australian cricket history,somebody has got away with that.good luck to him i suppose.

The standard of catching in world cricket is pitiful

Well, in fairness, how was I to know it was the girl's first experience of a chronic fungal infection?

Shoulda had a Q fever shot before you left.I even coulda done it,still got some in the back shed.

He's come along way in a very short space of time ...

Steve Smith scores fourth century of series, could bat No. 3 in Ashes series

Very unusual for a skipper to elevate himself up the order.?

Hogan is the next Buddy Franklin.

Such a big call for a bloke who hasnt played a game at this level yet.

Has a back injury{worst kind}

And about to debut in a team that has to improve in key areas.

Struggled through the last kilometre but did it in 14.50. Have been walking and doing light jogs for three weeks after an otherwise light year.

Next time I'll take Saty's scooter.

Touch saty's scooter,and you will be on report fella.

maybe indonesia is just a jump off point for syria, earl?

we might have see the last of bbo?

So romsey,an al quiada training base?

you volunteering jazza?

bit of a hike for you to romsey

I dont milk foriegners.

Biff seems to be the one for that.

Just thought I'd let all you effers know that Demonland will be diminished for the next week or so as I am travelling to Indonesia. However, you may be assured, that Uncle Bitter will be a fine ambassador.

Thought Biff got chicks to pick up his orders from the golden triangle.

Who is milking your herd whilst you are gone?

Glen mcgraw to a west indian batsman.

What does brian laras kok taste like.?

W/indian I dont know ask your wife.

Just shows what a thoughtless [censored] Frawley is. Could have at least acknowledged the kid's letter. FMD.

But good work from the club in the way they handled the matter.

Settle down mate,chipper is a professional footyballer and has'nt nor should'nt have the time to answer every silly little request sent in by some non descript pimply face schoolkid thats never played a game of AFL in his life.

Get a grip and give these blokes the space they need.

Cheers Pigga.

One kid that everyone has forgotten about is Jayden Hunt. How is he tracking along and do you see him sneaking in for a game or two next year. I believe he is very much a project player.

Jeffy has probably now made JH a project player and given the club the chance to develop him for another year{wont hurt}.

Last preseason i banged on about the fitness of Jamar,His place in the team changes the make up of the forward line.Its vitally important he is in the team at this stage.

Should be a good morning for training.

Partly cloudy and temperatures at about 17 - 20 in the morning.

I think I'll be there. I have Man Flu at the moment and don't want to spread the germ around.

I may stand over on the Punt Road side no one goes there.

Dont give it to saty.We cant afford him to be sick,his reports to vital.

you should shoot your neighbour

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

Im going with Fitzy.

Profound and important matters Jizza. However, I don't know the answer, as Capybara are quite close to the ground and I've never succeeded in getting the milking cups on them.

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this.

Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Bout 48 in the crotch down this way.

More flies in the shed than blades of grass in paddock.

no volunteers for helping me at this stage.

Many thanks everyone. It seems that the AFL Global Pass and an HDMI cord will do the trick.

Much easier than mucking about my way.

Cheers

My son plays for the mighty Bristol dockers.

And gets the afl deal.for every game

The obvious answer to this question is to produce a nude calendar .

As it is early in the new year, we need to act fast.

Volunteers?

Yeah,I will give it a crack.

Is this the world's hottest bikini?

Jobs done.

They say the Export and Swan tastes even better when sitting in their Bali themed backyard, complete with authentic Bali hut and fire pit.

Was in Darwin in the 70s and all beer was imported by boat {the melbourne trader i think}anyways most sensible humans only drank victorian beer,The occasional fool drank xxxx,After a wharfie strike and all victorian beer gone from pubs,we resorted to drinking xxxx.Some fool actually paid for southwick and got laughed outta town.

They couldnt even give that ginspi55 away.except for western aussies with no taste.for beer or life

I'm from WA and manage tongs and a beer. I was born in Melbourne though so that could explain it.

I'm surprised he enjoys Cascade, normally the favoured beer over here is Emu Export. The bogan FIFO worker loves smashing down a cold Export after a hard days work.

aaahhhh outback ginspi55, Emu,Southwick,Swan lager.

Nothing better than an ex Victorian FIFO,telling locals how good their beer is.Especially when they are from Corio,Broadmedows and other such centres of excellence.

The high temperature could be due to the fact he's sealing it first and gaining a nice crust on the outside before turning down the heat.

As for the beer, I'm guessing he's holding one.

Agree with the heat bit.

Not sure if he could hold a stubbie and tongs at the same time.After all he's a western australian.

Isnt this time of the year good for discussing the important things.

Can't decide whether this is finely-honed satire or just plain dementia.

Niether,BBO and Biff,go to the "G" to burn effigies of anybody who drops a catch.

Hence the ashes.