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    Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

    Would do everybody just fine Biff.

    But the cold pizza still stuck to the cardboard box would be an all time favourite.and the smoke and the goodbye to whoever else was in the bed with you from the nights hunting.

    I'm over the breakfast menu discussion. Bananas, fruit ...... muesli FFS! You blokes need to get onto a real Aussie mans breakfast.

    Tomatoes on toast - with cheese of course and lots of pepper.

    It's made me the man I am.

    Bout time somebody expressed what real breakfast is about,maybe an egg and some bacon with the martoes and toast.

    Somehow this page up till now has been controlled by health nutters,they all want to live past 90{like OD} .

    Live for today boys,eat real food and die happy{and fat}

    day 4 month anniversary.

    Well done on the foxes, always as good as knocking off rabbits. Not sure channelling is at the top of my list of skills, but if you don't mind wobbles here and there, I will give it a go ...

    Great news about giving channeling a go,make your way down to bunnings and buy a shovel{shall call you next winter}.

    Now we are getting rid of the foxes and bunnies down this way,you city people could do us a favour and start running over the feral cats.That would be much appreciated.

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    Been involved in footy a long time.

    Shielas would make perfect umps{snide remarks aside}especially for the country footy,where we dont have young boys wanting to ump{to much abuse].

    Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

    nearly 4 months off the fags and desire for a durry is about 2 minutes per day.

    Also "channeling",i occasionally need help with water courses in the mid winter,thinking of giving you a call.

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    I reckon the idea of a bloke making a number his own is fine.. There are many to select from. Two numbers with much weight attached are 11 and 31 though

    I woulndt want either if playing...Id take some non descript numeral and say, this is me.

    ( i know just about all numbers have history ...)

    They should throw the jumpers in a pile on the change room floor before the first game.

    First in best dressed,no arguments and who cares what number youve got.

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    Not today. But I am on jury duty next week --- does that count? :lol:

    Give them the maximum,just for the sake of it.

    Take out your frustrations of the ice addicts controlling the streets.

    No matter what R@B,give em one with the lot.

    I'm not personally offended. My biggest pet peeve is watching someone belittle another

    Bout time we had another person on this thread with common sense,I say welcome Monie.

    A few of us have been trying to bring honesty and common respect to each other here,only to have it spoiled by the lowest of low.

    Looking forward to many discussions of fun,sensibility and mirth with you now on board.

    Ollie is the reason Port are playing finals.

    Hell, if we'd drafted him we'd be playing off in a prelim this weekend.

    Good to see somebody has common sense.Most dee fans dont see the positives in this revelation Macca.

    BTW,Simpson[tigers] beat birra by 102 points in granny.

    Merrivale{tigers}also won warrnambool league

    Jordie Mac comes from a dairy farm at Terang.And his true grit shows in the way he plays.

    Would probably last in a middle of the ladder team.

    But we have those namby pamby boys of private school backgrounds who are as soft as butter.

    At least the club has Biff,BBO and R@B for some moral toughness.

    Awesome

    Now I know why the MFC Player List is so bad!

    Jazza you done it again.

    They look like year 12 poonces on their way to a religious sermon to be conducted by some dean of the school.

    We have neglected to draft real country kids for years,

    So I was sitting in the old Gardiner Stand at Visy Park watching the TAC Cup Preliminary Final with Melon22 and over to our right was the GWS entourage including SOS and a really fat bloke who I'm led to believe is getting paid $120k pa for sitting around watching kids playing footy.

    fatman.jpg

    (apologies for the grainy picture but my Iphone camera isn't up to standard ASIO issue)

    The bloke with the grey beard in the forefront,is it OD? or maybe he looks to young to be OD.

    Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.

    That explains the hobby farm.

    Dont forget to wear gumboots.