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    Now those were the day, playing footy in the mud.

    Why are the youth of today so spoilt?

    After our dads kicked us up the clacker so much,i guess we didnt want to do that to our own kids.And now we have soft,forgiving latte sipping spoilt brats.Just imagine? what kid would go overseas to say thialand/vietnam and not donate this time to his parents,what an ungrateful pack of voters we have unloaded on the country.

    Sun just came out down here btw.

    Monday, yoo beauty,DAY37.

    Mud nearly up to knees and it aint getting easier,wheres biff when you need help milking cows on a frosty morn?

    Just come to the realisation.i hate footy played in Darwin and hate it even more when its on fox.

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    I can thoroughly recommend Boracay Philippines as a place to holiday.

    It reminds me very much of what Thailand was in the 80's & 90's. Bamboo huts and Restaurants on the beach sand...

    Noticing you and BBO are in the asian region.

    Are you looking at better importation deals?

    Are you looking at better ways to import,without being caught?

    How come your in the kidney selling capitol ?

    How come BBO is in the Gary Glitter capitol?

    Serious questions to be answered before the weeks out,

    Whilst there can one of you pick up ODs elcheapo meds?

    BTW,have either of you seen BIFF in your travels?

    We have actually argued that a while ago, but the general consensus was that he did a good job in agreeing to a soft deal for the club, but not for CC or Dean Bailey.

    IMO Little is leading the Bombers to the precipice.

    Yep,the courts documents are official and it actually binds them.

    Never wanted somebody hurt until this saga.

    Not sure he would fit in the pot Jazza as he looks to be a tall American. But all we can see is his hands.

    Just cut him up into chunk sizes,Put the piece of coathanger wire through the middle and tie it to the inside of the pot.

    Although the puppy would be better,crays love cats,puppies,bunnies and all dead stinky hairy animals{no OD jokes}

    don't be like friend of mine

    he gave up the darts and decided to substitute with a celebratory cigar once a day

    he ended up smoking 20 cigars a day (those little ones that look like darts anyway - cigarillos or something?)

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cigarsmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    \NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Think ive finally{maybe}done it DC .

    No cigars ,cigarellos orbark rolled in newspaper,the cycles broken mate.

    But thanks for the idea.

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    Not sure why but I am finding it hard to attached comments to the original at present.

    However R and B I think his comments sound fairly accurate.

    I am all for keeping JF but not at any price.

    I have confidence in this management team to make the right decision.

    I would prefer he stays but we now live in the brave new world of free agency so it is more than likely he will go.

    If he does I bear him no ill will he has IMO given his best to the MFC during a very poor period in our history.

    dont care either way.

    but he has been a fat lazy turd who only runs when he feels like it{over last 6 years]

    I am amazed at the credit this bloke gets,col has finally gone and i see JF as the end of the lazy we get paid and are AFL players type at our club.

    Greetings from Hanoi - . A little girl (5 or 6) looked at me and huddled close to her mum. I must have looked like some sort of ogre. I pulled a face at her and she started to cry - highlight of the day.

    Keep up the good work.

    You and wyl will bring back loads of support for our country.

    Ambassadors of goodwill the pair of you.

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    Now for the Hard Question Jazza.

    When are you selling the cows and planting Banana Trees?

    Yep, love it, years ago the old man had a spiv at the door,trying to sell olive trees{yes thats true}and then in the late 70s a similar spivv was trying to tell us that the next BIG thing would be ostrich egg farming{dad didnt bite} weve also had ,emu,mexican beans,and of course deer farming{my favorite} which my little sister thought would be ".cute'

    So weve had everything except banana tree salesman at the door.

    BTW D27 and ive just collected the dog,after he blew off the chain at 3 this morning.{its windy atm}

    So can you explain your milking technique with the bike and drinking bottle?

    I would have never guessed your a tight fitting Lycra man.

    That would be cards13 {hes a cyclist}and he would be getting colostumin,straight from the source{illegal} as all TDF people are cheats.

    Surely the best milk is imported from China?

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    We export milkers to china{good money too}they only will buy BaW though.{mystery of the orient?}

    Most of australias "good" milk goes straight to factory and turned into powder for asian sales.they are our biggest customer because they dont like breast feeding.

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    Had 3 calves in the boot of the old mans ford,but never a bull in the passengers seat.

    I generally got caught with young heifers in my front seat.