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    Barrett had huge exclusive on Essendon on FC tonight which actually amounted to nothing.

    I think I have figured him out. He is an idi ot.

    Sorry about the gap in the last word on the preceding line the site was censoring the word. Unbelievable.

    The little fat feller said "daymo has been working on this all day"

    The story was that there was no story.

    Australian TV at its best.

    . And what is a Sunday paper? :blink: I gave up reading those things a wihle ago.

    Sunday Observer.

    Since the wife passed{i finally can say that}daughter and i havent watched television news or read a newspaper,A bit out of fear and a lot out of absolute chit they come up with.

    Yesterday after some shopping,the daughter returns to car with sunday paper saying they give it to for free if you spend 30 bucks.

    Picked it up 10 minutes ago to discover front page headlines.

    Sonia Kruger pregnant{big deal}

    Doc edelston splits{big deal}

    Government tax funded bad back pensioner returns home from HOLIDY{what are those}in Macedonia and goes to his regular{cant afford that either}pub and throws 50 bucks{cant do that often myself}on the keno and wins 2 mill.

    Colsed paper and started computer to see whos on demonland.{actually making sure OD is alive}

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    Cannot ski to save my life WJ

    As well too bloody cold.

    I need plenty of distraction from the MFC

    buy your GKs the noiseiest present imaginable and make sure it uses batteries.

    Then sit back and watch the parents get driven mad.

    Good pastime.

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    you'd love burwood bj. i started 32km east of the g

    the best part is that it is alpaca-free and has a superior class of foxes (both types) and possums

    AAHHHHH The prince of perfume smellers enters the room and makes his way over to the debutants table.

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    Have hardly ever visited this thread, and the last couple of pages give me no idea where it has come from, where it's going, and it's prime purpose in life. But I like the absence of angst and all the other stuff on the other threads.

    It's not a troll question, but can anyone give me a thumbnail sketch of the story up to now for this thread? At nearly 500 pages I have no hope of catching up by myself.

    Biff=solid citizen and all time good person.

    Frogg=Cant spell and uses pictures to communicate.

    BBO=retired fashion model and all round expert on exercise and love.

    Redleg=complete lack of common sense,but tolerated due to knowledge of hard licker.

    R@B=world travel expert who designs tour schedules for the rich and famous.

    OLD DEE=fought in the boer war and limped through the 1st and 2nd world wars,now kept alive by machines

    DC=some sort of geek that enjoys probing the minds of all on this thread.

    Moonshadow=Guru of mindless thought and savvy to all the traps set by the above.

    Everybody else =including myself,just generate the common sense part of the thread and keep an eye on the subject matter.

    And that is a clear and concise roundup of the thread.

    Be aware to join ,watch or participate in this golden thread,you must be over the age of 21.

    This is the only thread that I enjoy reading at the moment.....It sure beats the hell out of the others where the lynch mobs and witch hunts are order of the day

    What we need is a Jack Watts thread.....Why did no one think of this before????

    Be careful bossdog.

    OD,and others are way past understanding and their nurses relay your messages in morse code.

    Also dont use modern words as they are to hard for biff,bbo,{they only understand graffitti}

    And whatever you do,dont mention the war ,OD will write page after page about his service in ww1 and ww2

    Enjoy the no football thread and become one of the old stagers like R@B,redleg,froggy and the rest.

    Said the actress to the bishop :lol: (posted from the lounge at Changi airport en route to Delhi and later to Saigon)

    BS.you are probably in fitzroy and reliving the champion hotel days of youth.

    No sane person would travel to these places.

    frog day 83 and tasted smoked capsicun soaked in oil for the first time.

    Thank God for this thread with no BS. The other threads are full of it.

    PP's. List rebuilds. Compensation picks. Essendope. Delistings. Changes to the team this week. etc etc etc.

    It's great to come on here and read it as it is.

    Come here myself when all is rotten.

    Its like some softies yoga place full of serene good thoughts .

    Sense seems to be the only word to describe this thread.

    Biff released from the lock up today.

    BBO and OD picked him up and drove him to the gat to collect his belongings{used toothbrush and 3 unused condoms.

    Apparently they are trying to put him on the train to perth for this weekends game.

    OD has packed a food bag for him{packet of M@Ms}

    BBO,has packed a suitcase{coles plastic bag}and the biff is on his way to WA.

    Hopefully he will get back before round 1 next year.Maybe froggy could board him for the summer?

    I had Paella for dinner at a restaurant on Thursday night and got food poisoning as a result.

    Obviously an omen for Sunday's game because living through that was worse than the food poisoning.

    Probaly cooked by some 21yo techno/phone/computer nerd who just went to the bog and didnt wash his hands,

    Next time cook at home and the missus will think you are turning into a metrosexual and she will love you for another 2 years.

    Thanks guys

    Sorry I did not make it over for a game or two this season but I have been struggling to keep my interest in the AFL of late.

    The Drugs issue has had a big part in this as I am so against the use of illegal drugs/substance and now the Essendon FC etc. in sport. Appears to me the AFL just want to sweep the issue under the carpet but only time will tell if the AFL is actual concerned about the sport/players or just making more money.

    Youve missed the annual melbourne games that every good supporter never misses.

    The Lions/GWS thrillers that ensue we come back next year for another gut wrenching.

    Poor form froggy.

    Pizza and beer tasted like chit last night.

    Couldnt get a positive out of the day in the big city at all.

    Even sat behind what seemed to be viv michie family and thier enthusiasm didnt help.

    The only positive this morning is cricket season is closer and we can throw barbs at superclarke.

    day 78 i think.