jazza

You appear to be crying out for help BBO, I suggest you spend some time with the good book, don't bother asking me which chapter or verse, just pick the bloody thing up and read from it, preferably in a sober state....

Dad used to smoke something like hemlock in the old days.

No, it is counteracted by the hat I am wearing, it is a specially designed aerodynamic harris tweed playerdeerstalker

Wish i could be as a cool as you.

Thanks for your humour and the ability to brighten a day.

Actually one of the few posters i look forward to reading,since ive been on this site.

All the best for chrissy,tdi.

nah, can't do it, can catch him, mine is faster and more manoeuvrable

Wouldnt the beard give you wind resistance?

I have a lot of time for Neil Craig. Top Bloke, but i wish he had stood up and taken more control once Neeld had lost the players.

He even admitted the same. He was too passive

Always rated Craig as a good sergeant.

Some people are just good at certain things and should never be given the reins.

Jazza/Red how are the boys looking on the training track?

My feeling is there will be improvement in 2015 but not too much.

Although I hope I am wrong as OD needs that premiership.

Still think 8th not out of question.

OD,is a major problem seeing the next flag.

Although his secret trip to mexico for a full transplant of all internal organs went quite well.

Blood transfusions from 16 yo virgins may even get him to live into the 2020 period.

Not bad for a bloke who was born in 1848.

Oh you should also include your fishing technique so we can study your particular approach to fishing.

1/make sure bait is fresh

2/find easy to catch fish

3/best fish=school teachers,pinko lezzos,shiny arses,

4/always and i mean always make sure you/ewe put spelling mistake in bait.

5/dont fish for nice people=R@B, OD and froggy

6/when you run out of bait,go home and dont stretch medium.

Do you have any fish on your farm?

Generally do all my fishing on demonland.

If i dont the chance froggy{chosen one}thanks for all the great pictures over the year.

You've brightened up evry-ones life with your/you're pics.

Have a good 7 days and be safe.

Fui quod es

eris quod sum eh Jazza!

You've been reading that russian writing on the other thread to much Biffo.

fishing could be good today.

you're a hard taskmaster jazza

be a nice guy and give the girls a few days off, they've earnt it

When you boil it all down,Biff and i do the same job.

We pimp females for money and nothing,not even xmas will stop us earning our quid and putting girls out for work.

So Jazza do you have any big plans for Christmas?

I would assume you and your Hird will have a great day!

They still have to be milked.

Only twice for the day though.

Those festivals,huh.

Battery stolen from car.

10 mile walk from car to concert.

hot beer

hot chicks taken by everybody else except us.

no food

people doing oblutions where they stood.

no canteen

no water.

no ciggies.

in all sorts of trouble from the old man when we got home.

WOW what an awesome weekend,and my brother met bird he eventually married.

Beat that modern mobile phone yupster hipster tossers.

Plenty of sticks where the hick lives. Ironically, or maybe logically, Jazzy O's outpost becomes increasingly remote every year as more and more humans move away from him in disgust.

Not a good fisherman,Better bait needed.

Stay off those cancer sticks. That way lies the road to the Gat, and a close encounter with Biff. Enough said!

Thought provoking,the meeting with biff.

Wonder if you would count your fingers after the shaking of hands.

Can see the biffa now,ciggie behind each ear and packet of B@H up the Tshirt sleeve.

Also think he would go around the tables emptying slops into his glass.

That might explain the hep a,b,c and the black teeth.

mmmmmm

Biffster=sharp as a bowling ball=no challenge

Moony=sharp as a 2 dollar hooker=zero challenge

Lothario=probably down at the rsl sniffing out minge=too busy for my chit stirring.

If i could just find a schoolteacher to abuse???????????????????????

Thanks anyway,feel better already,durrie urge has gone.

So sad - a great artist. We have lost a group of amazing people in 2014.

Smoked heaps of mull listening to mad joe.

Just great times in the 70s.

Chit we are getting old and all of our team mates are dying,The kids and grankids will never understand.They are still talking about kylie and other AM/FM crap.

Come on Jizza man up and snap out of it. Drink some booze, watch some porn and abuse some fellow Dland posters.

Bit out of character for me,But i will try.

Maybe you could get as list of posters started for me.

" HIT THE BOUNDARY " --------- Alan " Butch " Gale ( commentator closing seconds 1966 G.F. )

"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it".

Epicurus.

Ex coach from my glory day's

Get up you weak bugger,If you've got a sore leg ya can limp.

Grog tatses like virgins pi55 when you win.

Retaliate before they git ya.

Cows like being milked after you've had a big night on the turps.

Apologise after the game son.

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

Smoked more mull listening to Joe than most so called rock stars.

Thought he did the job well when the mood presented.

Now locked away in secure farmhouse eating biscuits and other rubbish OD.

Christ its a horrible choice between getting fat or smoking.

Hope and think the right road was taken,but where is this need coming from?

Just goes to show what can happen when there is no footy or training to talk about ...

How many days now without smokes, jazza? How goes the paleo diet, Redleg?

How many parties will the lads have over Christmas, BBO? :-)

Bad time of the year for me.

Really starting to pine for a durrie right now.

About 187 days and counting.

But brother please spare me a ciggie.

Robbo must be on holidays aka lying paralytic on the Murray's bank somewhere near Echuca no doubt

Drinking shots with Gary lions son at Inverloch pub.

Robbo was taken back to caravan park at 4 in the arvo.

Regurgitated fish n chip lunch later that evning.

All in all a normal inverloch nuff nuff day.

OK DC is this more your style?

I know there was a reason I loved bananas.

Had a haircut like that in the early 70s myself.

The wood panelling gives me memories of the swedes that live down the road.Although thier daughter looked nothing like that.

Someone really needs to step up and take that no 3 spot badly.

Young fella from SA will in 2 years time.

Going on recent looks at the Irish.

That softkok on the recruit show would've turned everybody off the Gaelic forever.

I had 2 functioning legs until today.... did a calf. any suggestions??? anyone ?

You will need.

A pound of lard.

A bottle of penetrine.

A peg.

Rub lard and penetrine on calf every 3 hours.

Put peg on nose at same time.

Walk backwards more often to build up the calf to sustainable quality.

Call me in 3 weeks and prepare cheque for 280.00.

All hail the saty.Just a picture of health and happiness.

It was a bit of a confusing day for Newscorp.

On the news.com.au website they carried a huge picture of Sydney harbour with the words: "Terrorists - You will never change us, from Australia."

The special edition of the Tele had the headline: "The moment we changed forever."

The moment we changed forever.great headline thats been used afew times by the 1st in best dressed media.

Cyclone Tracy=the moment we changed forever.

Granville=tmwcf

The lanslide in skifields=tmwcf

Bali=tmwcf

Martin Place=the real actual moment we changed forever.

The backpacker murders.=tmwcf

Martin Bryants shoot em up in tassie.=tmwcf

Readers should note,the moment we changed forever is measured by the amount of international press we recieve for the story.