jazza

Words fail me.

Our ineptitude on these barren tracks is beyond belief.

Watch Maxwell and Jonstones shot selection.

Clear lack of coaching and ability to understand the game.

Unfortunately the skill in one department over rides the lack of application in others.

Small joke there jazza.

Without a decent football team my daughter and GD give me lots of joy and help fill the hole.

Dont follow Otway districts or Apollo bay then.

They are absolutely Dee like ATM.

Grankids are great,buying the loudest toys in the shop?

Did you get them some Mexican jumping beans?

Maybe some off the shelf peps?

Or one of those silly toys you hit with a stick and get the lollies out of{thats another new australian tradition im loving}

I was only winding ,OD.

Settle down and dont get your cathartas in a knott.

BTW,how was the swim.catch anything?

Its bad when Maxwell looks like the most likely to take a wicket

Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

Would bring around 6 bottles of your choice,just to watch this kind of action.

Just love being cruel to kids,favourite pastime when mine were growing up.

And to teach them that americans are full of chit

Bravo baldy bravefukenVO

Costs bugger all for a membership.

Just remember the drug overlords in upper essendon{aberfeldie}always buy one no matter what.

What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

Redleg bought this post to my attention{must have been asleep and missed it}

Bout time BBO brung some class to the thread.

Saves me and R@B doing all the heavy lifting in here.

What a beautiful spring day.

Really glad I live in Melbourne Australia today.

If only our team would fire up.

Have not been shopping so no bananas in the house yet.

One right now would make it a perfect day

Welcome back amigo.

Hope the warm weather did you the world of good.

Youve missed so much since last here.

Did they sell you a new liver or just the pills to keep you alive for another golden year,.

Thank you for the advice, it is dealing with 12 year olds at interview, with me knowing I know at least twice as much as them, I'll get there

Completely off topic

Used to have 4 earrings, passé

Don't like cars

And spoil my looks

My lovely partner may find this disconcerting

Only drink light beer (and only Cascade or Boags)

Don't weekend and if I did it would be in the mountains

St Kilda, no sorry, Fitzroy or Carlton

Elitist.

We play GWS in Canberra.

Same thing as sydney.Full of spivvs.

I am fighting that myth called 'ageism', as I attempt to find myself some gainful employment, took a month off to begin with, but don't like paying myself for too long, at laset I might get a couple of pre season sessions in

Fighting ageism.

Get an earing {preferably a pearl}

Buy a new sportscar{burnt orange or pink}

Get a really cool face tattoo{mike tyson style}

Whenever you go out have a young shiela hanging off your arm{mini skirt required}

Start drinking some specialty drop nobody has heard of.

Weekend in places like Lorne and Hamilton island{let everybody on facebook know your there}

Breakfast at Stkilda{sunglasses on top of head a must}

Perfect draw.

Allows us to get a steady march towards finals in 2015.

See you all at the games this year.

Too bad there isnt more dome games on sunday arvo,but you cant ask for everything.

What's up with JKH? Missing the entire preseason or just a portion?

Didnt he miss last years pre,with a metatarsal?

They got the footys out yet.?

Are thier suntans on the improve?

Is JW testing a new hair gel?

Denis Nappy is the most hated politician i can remmeber in the western district.

Trouble is all farmers vote Lib/country even if Hitler was the only alternative.

And then there is the big WHO CARES factor in this election.

Gee another 30 days! What will we talk about until then I wonder?

Spuds are 1.88 a pound.

Too young ^^^^^^^for mold dee.

30 inside a month.

I can imagine the shock to Demonlanders after waiting so long, if we call out Brayshaw and Petracca/McCartin's names with picks 2 and 3. It would be so unexpected, I would be worried about the health of some of us.

Imagine if they dont get called out.

Threads galore for 4 more years

Sorry my bad

Biffs No1 taste tester.

OLD DEES grandson?

OLD DEE has sent his great grand kids a cheap shirt from mexico.

His reputation at collingwood{personal friend tells so}was pretty good at development and he was highly regarded.

Walked into a beartrap here and didnt have the coconuts to work through it.

Doesnt mean hes not a good development coach though.

Someone is messing with me! That nail fungus ad is coming up nearly every time!

Its meant for OLD DEE,but seeing as he is on holidays.Maybe the system has you pegged as next oldest.

But Misson has been in charge of fitness and conditioning and has been at MFC for some time now. He is supposedly very good at what he does? He has been at Sydney and St Kilda when they were contending. So why would our players be so far off the fitness levels of other teams?

When Neeld got the clubs preseason sheets from before he was at the club,A friend of mine{nameless}said he nearly died of heart failure when he realised our club did over 35% less than at Collingwood.

Forget whether or like Mn or not,this statement is very heartbreaking for us and those who were here at the time.

Watched the highlites=So what

He wont get away with half of that chit against grown men.

At the 46 sec mark of video, watch No25 for vic,AFL players wont be that nice.

Must admit i enjoyed the noise played over the top of video.Made me want to go out and graffitti something.