jazza

Amen to that, OD. Some of us would struggle to make a full shilling ...

Now that is really dating us R and B

probably a roman gold coin in your day Od

Over 50 and under 80? Speak for yourself old man! You know what happens when you assume....

yes i do know.

you turn into a lush and drink at the gat.

Jazza, I'm under the age limit you identified. Am I still able to post to this thread?

Btw, how old is Old Dee?

yes,you can still post on this page.

OLD DEE was born in 1883 and it takes a small power station to keep him alive.

Nice work, jazza, but some would question the slightly part ...

i was thinking of DC,redleg and myself when i wrote that part.

Very droll jazza!

hey today is droll wednesday.

or as biff calls it,dole cheque pokies day.

Some of the posts in this thread are rather strange and confusing. And yet, I can't seem to look away.

are you over 50.?

into other things besides footy.?

slightly deranged?

in need of a different conversation?

then your in the right place.

just a page for people over 50 and under 80.

old dee is the only poster over the age limit{but he served in WW1}so we let his nurse type some 1800s stuff from his ward.

otherwise welcome to the page and DONT be sensible.

Passed the same spot last year without the same emotions perhaps because it's a part of world history that I studied and from which I learned you don't trust politicians and leaders of armies (although you have to feel for the kids on both sides whose lives and limb were lost for nothing at all).

You've done better than your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who sailed past Gallipoli sitting facing the shore and had to be told later that they hadn't even noticed the place.

didnt jump off the boat for a swim?

???????????

Drink less and write better.

yes dad,goodnight.

Hope you washed your hands before typing on the keyboard. Actually, that applies to BBO as well.

are you a germaphobe. or just on a cleanliness kick because your visiting OD at the repat and dont want to contaminate his gallbladder bypass/

Christ Jazza you're all over the board. All hands and teats.

busier than a blue arse fly today.

racing up tommorow and racing back{calving priority}

all action at the station and ive got a spare half hour to kill atm.

see pattinson has done his back again.

just got in,big day and evening.

i reckon after watching the tape,the teacher probably is BBO.

b-lake is definately biff

aa-ron has to dflog.

t-moffie is RaB for sure.

old dee is gotta be Mr o-shag-nessie

RaB told redleg that BBO doesnt wear undies.

so that must be fact.

Not that far back in the paper to hide this interesting yarn:

It's about a bloke nicknamed "Gaff" -

A drunk Gaffney woke up just after midnight and walked out into the hallway and urinated.

Wearing just a pair of underpants, Gaffney took the emergency exit stairs down to the eighth floor and turned on the fire hydrant valve, causing a large amount of water to start gushing out. Every floor below the eighth floor was soon flooded and guests had to be evacuated.

Wet and naked, Gaffney then walked up to the 10th floor and woke up a guest in apartment 1001 who gave him a pair of underpants to put on.

noticed the names changed in this story to protect demnoland identities.

interesting that biff gaff walked back up to the 10th floor and didnt stagger up?

also not written was the fact the guest in room 1001 was a naked 53 yo woman who only had frilly knickers to loan.

we could get bert newton to do a "Best of NoT$noB$" or "Top Ten NoT$noB$ Posts"

with special guests making appearances.

biff to read out 10-7

bbo=6-4

redleg wheeling old dee on while dc holds his catharta in place.

Rab=to read out the top 3,{hes the only one with glasses that can magnify the writing}

In Now R and B

gurday OD,power back on at the repat?

we need to find a publisher for this thread redleg

it would have to be a condensed book though....just the highlights

we could make a motza - pay for demonland costs for next 100 years

No one would read this [censored]!

people read another book that gives numerical connotations and make television shows out of it.

in the future 1,000 years from now man will study the pyraminds,bible and our book

bitty would be classed as some kind of alien coming to earth to teach mankind new evolutionary ways.

biff,would be thought of as some low level priest that led common man away from good living.

RaB would be seen as the roman general and dictator levellng the arguments to rudimentry everyday rules.

old dee,as some kind of ancient man that lived to a grand old age and wouldnt die,false teeth,hips,eyes,brain,heart and liver.

redleg,the soothsayer and mystic that was half man half horse{top half horse}.

daisycutter.the unknown force that knew all,and spoke all.

3 demon fans arrested in stkilda junction this morning at 9.30.

when they told the coppers about celebrating beating adelaide and carlton in the same year,the police laughed their heads off and took them back to ramshackle living quarters.

one of them puked in the back of the divvy van and the other 2 cleaned it up and put onto a pizza tray,{lunch at the gat}

i just see that classic picture from the hangover with biff/bbo/ and RaB waking up monday morning and looking for a ciggie butt to light up and start the new week.

Do you think they'll really have flying cars by then?

my uncle told me we would have flying cars when i was a kid.

still wont happen,like a lot of things.

notice all the "we love JW" people aare back on board for another 6 days.

Close Jazza.

I have to pick up a lot of full pot glasses and fill some ashtrays.

saw you and bbo with RaB at the may carnival in warrnambool.

didnt realise you were professional emu pickers,hope you had a good find and got a win.

does bbo still slurp peoples drinks at the gat,when they go to the dunny at halftime/

special weather report from beech forest.this is for the old and infirm{od}.

sun shining and predicated gale wind not appeared as yet,rain{hoping for}has appeared as yet.

cows,havent started calving as yet.im preparing to be in mud until october.

as a special treeat for OD,saw a motor scooter in colac this week with a little umbrella type roof.

didnt think to stop the old bugger hanging onto life{like yourself] to ask where you could buy one.

anyway about to kick fire into 2nd gear and have a cuppa.

thats the otways weather report for the old and infirm.

ps.next time the geriatrics bus takes you out OD,come down this way and i will show you around the farm.

A handful of chemicals from the pool shop should sort it.

By this stage it is safe to say he is pond scum.

seeing as you 2 have nothing better to do on a saturday morning.

you could have helped me stack wood in the shed.

now my jobs are finished fox footy is about to be warmed up for after lunch workout.

spose you 2 have to pick up empty glasses in the gat and empty ashtrays before the footy starts.

Give it to me I will SMS! As he has not answered my pm

cant do that sorry.i made a personal promise and always try to keep word.

its just that after my personal set back,i cant face certain situations anymore and am always thinking the worst.

just hoping the poor bugger is ok.

he is in far WA and doesnt have access to the repat like OD.

i think df is no longer around because he ran out of pictures

1/i get this horrible feeling his wife caught him doing some sort of biff/bbo style skimming on the computer and has banned him.

2/his boss found the internet charges.

3/i have his private telephone number,but dont want to ring in case its bad news.i cant face terrible news atm.

I suggest that all the Jack Watts detractors here, all of whom say the same stuff week in week out, listen to the last section of the Bernie Vince interview on the official website.

I'll back Bernie's views over the repetitive keyboard warrior criticism that I continually read here about Watts.

Watts clearly brings a lot more to this list, on and off field, than many here care/bother to recognise. Fortunately, I reckon the likes of Paul Roos get this though.

love your posting ronny,always have.

while some knockers will continually bang on about a subject,most have only just started entering the debate this year.

its certainly getting to critical stage this year,and its telling that crossy completely bagged him out not more than 20 meters from where i was sitting,{some posted it was seen on telly}externally a lot of things get said.

internally a lot more is known as fact.

love him as much as you want,time is running and never stops. as david parkin says.