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    as a fellow hill billy maybe bbo could loan you some of his lads

    they are noted for their ability to trample foxes to death. no bullets required

    they'd probably enjoy a change of scenery too, living in romsey

    The samba deer down here would round em up and give unprotected germs to em.

    Besides my grass is reserved for cows.

    No stetson{i dont wear hats}

    Spose i am a bit of a toff,now that i think about it.I dont rip off stubbie tops with me teeth.

    Its actually fox season and im spending more on bullets than beer ATM.bloody greenies got fox traps banned.

    Anybody who knows a young richardhead that wants too shoot and pay for his own ammo,send him my way.

    And no,not shoot as in needle shoot biff.

    The big question is have you ever left the farm / Victoria?

    Yep,had a holiday with missus when married,Barossa valley 6 days.

    Go to dees game at least 12 times per year.thats enough holiday for me.

    Although once booked a motel for 2nd honeymoon in melbourne and when realised it was the Gat,jumped into car and returned home,but did get missus, fish n chips on way home{im a romantic at heart} and parked for awhile at Mt Defiance and "whale watched"

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    Fortunately the later .

    Humans are interesting don't ask me why but the only time I drink them is when I am in California or Mexico.

    They seem to go with the vibe over there.

    Never have one in Australia.

    Never left australia and dont intend too.

    Most bleeding heart libs on this site seem to spend more time overseas than here.

    Poor old biff and bbo cant even get passports to move out of their respective enclaves.braceletts removed in 2034 so im told.

    Mexico and Columbia jazza!

    But No I am way to much of a coward to be in involved with Biff's suppler arrangements.

    On the pool deck with a big margeretta is more my style.

    However I can tell you where to get the biggest Margeretta's in Mexico.

    Margareetas,injected for life preserving purposes or drank?

    That is it jazza leave in 25 days

    I remembered,then realised that was very stalker like,so just dropped the hint for everybody.

    Unfortunately they must be dementia type posters on here who cant work things out.

    Anyway,is it true the cruise takes in mexico and you get to barter with cartel members for biffs supplies?

    I once had a green voting girlfriend who was bisexual back in the day and we often went canoeing together.

    Every time i went down into her canoe it was immaculately clean.

    I asked her how it came that way and although she was shy about it she later told me she had a woman in twice a week.

    So now we are talking about the tongue and groove set.

    At least its another subject crossed off the list.

    How do you think Choc Milk is made?

    Better ask jazza. I suspect that's what he thinks moccachinos taste like ... :)

    Yes thats how milk is flavoured to make it chocolate.{i used to have brown cows for this}

    Usually get my cesspit emptied and the same driver can top up with milk.

    Thats what we call ergonomics.

    Don't tell me that you don't know who she is?

    Id hate to admit it,but no idea who she is.

    84 Christian Thursday. 8 & 4 = 12, 12 birds a singing, yes christmas has come early for 1& 2 =3 our boy and wonderful Christian Salem.

    In the old days I would have been Lyon, if I said we could do better than a player and a pick for one pick, but we did and got young Christian, who we didn't throw to the Lyons and played sparingly.

    Youve written better.

    The Number I am interested in right now is 34.

    Absolutely nothing to do with the MFC except that from that date I can ignore AFL and the MFC.

    As if you all care but the big cruise out of LA starts!

    Cociane submarine backtrading to Colombia???????

    Today is Toumpas Tuesday as with 86 days to go to the ND, if you add 8 & 6 you get 14 and then add 1 & 4 and you get 5, Jimmy's number, hence Toumpas tuesday.

    Then again, I could have stopped at 14 and named it Dunny day.

    Nail on head about toump/tues.

    Expect 85 more of these wonderments,so get cracking and dont let yourself down.

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