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  1. Pizzweak Jazzy O.

    He says with his hands nowhere near his pockets.

    Dont avoid the girl who needs glasses.

    Try to sling mud at me,typical city slicker,All over big boy,no balls for you.

    BBO,tell me the old mans name and i will at least try to get something done.

    Go to the nearest chemist,buy some elcheapos and i will cover it for ya mate.

  2. WTF are you talking about? You get a shite load of tax breaks and pay SFA taxes. "Our" taxes prop up your occupation. I like to eat and drink, but without teachers, you'd be still in a cave (if you aren't there already).

    We get FA breaks these days,Interesting that somebody like you are probably seen at heritage listing protests.But dont wont to go back living in a cave.I wouldnt have a problem with that.especially with the punching the kid in the face parents among us today.

    Maybe Jazzy O could chip in half for the glasses.

    Happy to pay for the kids glasses.Seeing as you havent offered a cent kokbreath.Lenghten your arms,before throwing mud at others.

    Although fathers like that should be horsewhipped as the first priority.

  3. Either you are fishing for a rise Jazzy O or you are amongst the most ignorant and isolated fools I have ever had the misfortune of communicating with. Sometimes mate it's better to keep your mouth closed and have people wonder if you are stupid than to open it (or in this case type) and remove all doubt.

    Thanks for the advice dad.

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    Here’s the deal deal Jizza. I’m about over ignorant and uninformed criticism of teachers. I teach year nine kids who , at the start of this year, didn’t give a [censored] about anything. Now about about half of them have a go and submit their work ! I’m proud of that.

    Instead of fondling Buttercup the cow, I’m currently dealing with a kid who can’t see what’s going on because her father punched her in the face and broke her glasses. I’m paying the optometrists bill to sort this out.

    I’m not trying to promote myself as a hero here, I’m just saying that I’m sick of simplistic criticism.

    And BTW . I enjoy butter and cheese – so I’m not denigrating your job either.

    Nerve touched Cindy.?

    BTW,we need good people in the community,

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    Ha Ha. I'm not going to allow you that escape route Jizz! Fess up and admit that teachers made you the [censored] you are!

    Yeah,the maffs teacher made me the bloke i is today.{multiply everything by 4 will make u a good farmer]

    Can actually remember a teacher botting a [censored] off a student one day.

  6. Now now, Jizza please don’t go all anti -intellectual. You see some of those [censored] that stayed at school and went on to university are no doubt benefitting you. Little Julie who sat next to you (and ignored the smell of cow [censored]) may have completed a science degree and be working for the Dept. of Agriculture – or whatever it is called – and be helping to breed cows that squirt more milk.

    Little Freddy, (who also ignored the smell of cow [censored]) went on to uni and is now working on better ways to treat mastitis or some other disease.

    And what about cute Laura? She couldn’t ignore the smell of cow [censored] and sat at the front of the room. She’s now an accountant and showing miserable [censored] farmers how to not pay tax.

    How’s that for education Jizza!

    Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that]

    Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done.

    But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then.

  7. Thats quite insulting to teachers (which include my wife, mother and aunt). My aunt would have probably thrown the cow pats back at you and said "Clean up your own mess!" :blink::blink:

    Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles.

    Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm.

    School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university.

    Otherwise its the biggest waste of time.

    Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers.

    Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.

  8. KNEW you ignoramus!!!

    Through cow pats all over a teachers car once.

    Got belted for it by the old man ,afterwards he told me "all teachers are politicians that could spell proper".

    Yep i shoulda went for the gold medal and did all the teachers cars.

  9. Not sure if anyone's seen it, but the show that inspired me to become a filmmaker is returning in 2016, Twin Peaks. So excited. Not a film, but a DVD boxset. :P

    Yeah,i think my TV is gonna be broken then.Just heartbroken i will miss it.

  10. don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

    Im from the wrong side of the river for that technology rubbish.Besides the old man would roll in the grave if i had satellite.

    Must admit 774 is the only station on the dial.Bonus today,I didnt have to milk.

  11. Just cracked the top off a tassie heavy.

    About to swallow a scotch fillet and poofta salad.

    Lifes not all bad,besides top day to spend in the cab.

    Got through the bulk of the work and spent quality time thinking about PR pulling off the trade deal of the century.

  12. Anybody want to drive a tractor?

    Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

    Just got off for the first time since this morning.

    And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

    Silage season is a bastard.

  13. Jazza - is that the movie with James Franco about the end of the world and they are all at a party? I thinks it's called This is the End. If it's the same movie - I totally agree with you . What three movies were ahead of that one?

    Might release my top 5,and start by nominating Anchorman 2.