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    Fair question dc. Clint could go either way. Jizza would definitely be a "butter makes it better man". Your Cal poppy assertion is controversial though - It is based on a number of assumptions regarding the activity at hand. I'll leave it to Biffen for an authoritative answer.

    no doubt you are a brylcream man bbo, judging on your avatar

    you were probably the kid at school filling old brylcream jars with sump oil and turning a nice profit

    Geez. You guys sound like you're from the Brut 33 era. Or - Norm Smith forbid - Hai Jakarta! I'll give you some credit and assume you don't go back as far as Old Spice (1st time around).

    Still gotta case of Uncle Sam left,If anybody wants a can let me know.{not 1972 prices though]

    Agree Macca, we seem to be in deep sh*t.

    We havent had the ability to play "slow" wickets for many years.

    Marsh looked comfortable for a debutant on a slow wicket.

    Doolan =i cant get a handle on whether hes gonna make it.

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    Is that still popular with the blue rinsers dc?

    DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done.

    The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age.

    4/219 at stumps, exciting stuff in front of an abysmal crowd.

    Dean Jones spoke about the crowd and explained everybody over there is on work permits,They cant get 'time off"

    He also said they were looking to play day/night tests as the weather would be perfect and after 6 would be a regular sell-out.

    Doolan drops a sitter.

    Rogers just misses latching onto a super difficult one.

    Okeefe's action looks very bush league,Hope its just the first test nerves.

    Pitch will turn into a nightmare if you dont have patience.

    I'm still not clear on this.

    A hermaphrodite frog?

    A genderless frog?

    A super frogman frog?

    A Mattel Ken frog (with suitably located bump)

    How on earth did you pick up that hot country chic?

    I will go with hermaphrodite,the old jamie lee curtis factor.

    Hopefully this will spice things up a bit.

    OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

    Do you honestly think i gonna waste my line on the rabble that collects in here.

    DC would run amok if i divulged it.

    Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.

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    Jazza Watch Out!!!

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    A few blokes every year get retired by these assassins.

    Mostly broken toes and bruised ribs are the normal injury.

    The things we do for you city milk drinking folk.

    Silage done and still no ciggys,no wonder im getting headaches.

    Need an injection, jazza? :blink: Or just like inflicting some pain on some poor helpless bananas? (who don't know what they took, but know that is nothing harmful, illegal or fattening)

    The syringe,latex gloves and banana shaped object all contributed to my thoughts.

    More importantly, how many hours to go to the end of trade week?

    Trade week is similar to bathurst.

    Watch the start for maybe some action.

    Then watch the end for the final paper scurrying official running into AFL headquarters with the paperwork for a c grader your club has just secured.

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    Does that mean I won't need to stress about you putting your hand on my leg at the footy anymore. Phew! Thank Christ.

    BTW, I believe generous Jazzy O is going to get a cheap pair of $2 chemist glasses for your yr 9 student. Big of him. The real Jazzy O was renown for wearing all kinds of expensive and exotic bling and for being kind hearted (despite the odd run in with Biffen). Demonland's version is just miserable and ignorant.

    Happy days, mate.

    Still not offering to put your hand in own pockets.

    Keep slinging cowboy.

    Gone Girl. Bitter and twisted, which I thoroughly enjoy, and a very strong cast. 2 1/2 hours is a bit long, and the end seems to drag out. Maybe a function of the novelist being the screenwriter - couldn't kill her babies. A warning to those who don't like plot holes - this thing is a colander. If you can ignore the defects, it's worth a visit.

    Thanks for that,on the previews at the cinema they must only show the good bits{duh}and you think the movie looks alright until somebody tells you different.

    Of course the "star"of the movie is a piece of wood dud actor anyway.