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Indeed...was he just messing with us?

So, to summarise the thread thus far, Schache will: Have a scrumptious breakfast. Transmogrify into a competitive beast. Kick 3 and a half goals. Go Josh!

Another AFL appointment that came out of nowhere!!!

Duxy is a LEGEND!!!

Ignorant peasants; don't they know that we go skiing in Japan late Feb /early March.

What did you buy?

It seems your socially questionable flagellations have moved on from employees, @Bitter but optimistic you're becoming 'a progressive'.

Go Doggies.

Smacktion Jackson?

Quite specific @Ethan Tremblay

Yes, @Lucifers Hero. Thanks for looking so we don't have to...

I'm okay with them eradicating the sling tackle into the ground, however holding-the-ball should be called if a player is spun 360 degrees whilst upright in a tackle.

Only one though.

Shouldn't this be in the Jack Crisp thread?

Agreed @deelusions from afar and @Tony Tea. I fail to see the logic that supports the journo's assertion.

Thanks @daisycutter. Still not sure if it's actually a word, nevertheless I'll try putting it into to song... "We're a discomgruntulated team at Hawthorn, grammatically a veritable flock of dorks..."

Is that the same as discombobulate? Asking for a friend...

Very sensible.

Fair question. Given his size and momentum I'd rate it as medium.

Never had his eyes on the ball. Plenty of time to size up the situation. Chose to hit high with both forearms. 1-week seems more than reasonable.

58,093...and counting

A light session makes sense, I think they caught 'the red eye' back from WA on Sunday night.

I went along with a St.Kilda supporting mate to watch their game against Essendon at the G. The Saints jumped out to a handy lead and then went defensive, it seemed to embolden the Bombers who closed the gap on them. When the Saints regained their attacking verve the Bombers melted away. My take-out: Essendon have a very weak defence so back yourself in a shoot-out.