Ted Lasso

Any idea how far off Jackson and Viney are? no change, unless those guys are fit. if they are Chandler, Weideman out Viney, Jackson in

6. Oliver 5. Salem 4. Lever 3. McDonald 2. Neal-Bullen 1. Petracca

Blowout coming. Carlton are losing the plot

Boys haven't quite adjusted to all the talls up forward yet. not spacing super well yet. it'll come

#POSITIVELINGERS

Wouldn't mind seeing Petracca go forward, Neal-Bullen go into the middle. give us a bit of a different look

All the numbers are going to Brown, need to be smart kicking inside 50, if we can do that, we win this by plenty.

Offt. we're off bigtime.

It would be so nice to win by 130 points today and end David Teagues coaching career, be nice to be on the other side of that for once

Melbourne by 42. Kozzie to kick 5. Max Gawn to return to his best form and give Carlton a beard bath. arm wrestle in the first half, then Dees run away with it. Zac Williams to earn his money and get 10 touches today.

Geez you keep some ordinary company mate, first Port supporters and now this!? we might be on our way to the first ever Demonland intervention!

Feeling a very solid win coming on FWIW, the club have generally been very cautious with injuries and if there were any doubts on Petracca i think we would have rested him given we're 8-0. i'm very confident he'll play

Tell ya what, last night showed i could just break out a bottle of Gin and be a better commentator than Eddie for Fox. in other news! off to get a Bacon and Egg roll and a really REALLY big coffee! catch ya at 3:20 pm for round 2 of Patches vs the Gin

if you listened to Dazzle you'd be in dream land as well.

Wannabe filth if you will

Couldn't disagree more.

FMD Matty Nicholls might as well be wearing a Bulldogs beanie at this point. he's a disgrace

Dogs openly throw the ball and the umpires never call it. how much does one have to spend to get that kind of treatment from the umpires?

That is the funniest goal in the history of football!

Mitch Georgiadis is going to be a very good player.

I'm glad i can be of service, though i'm not sure why you'd be mates with Port supporters, surely there is a law against that or something?

Send your regards to Four Pillars Gin, they make me the wonderful keyboard warrior i am tonight.

Hahaha! i love that! i bet he'd be a favourite on the Crows forum!

Seriously though, there is no way these teams would get this much space against us. we've got both these teams covered imo

Offt. imagine if he was calling the other game, would just spend the entire time taking the [censored] out of Kochy